Bittersweet Candy Bowl

(I think I found my official new hobby! XD)

(You could perhaps give a monologue, August, but don’t escape. It’s futile. ^_^)

Again, (points above, shot his kneecap.)

He was missing during several of the murders.

*to August* I TRUSTED YOU!!! *runs in a rage at August*

SPILL IT!

(Seriously, though, please explain. I’m lost.)

Why would you do all this August?

*on the ground, bloodied from the recent attacks*
…heh, figured as much….
*takes out pistol again*
And I had you all played like pawns…
The generator won’t run for long… it was a temporary repair…
You’ll all be stranded soon enough…
*a wicked laugh before tossing the gun into a cornor…*


(Sandrine can explain the motive)

I guess I shouldn’t off shruged off my suspicion of you when this first started out.
People have died because of that choice but now you are the one who pays for this crime.

I have the sudden desire to stab him…

(My best guess is the family tree clue wasn’t planted to frame August and was actually truthful. All the other murders and clues being placed to frame the other guests while he whittled down our numbers and hopefully frame someone else. The second clue apparently being an ill thought out alibi from earlier. An alternative explanation being he’s a psychotic Gay man who wants all the men on the ship for himself…but it’s a bit of a stretch and only has one piece of evidence, the bloodied words.)

((Whoot back at last))
*The captain walks back into the common room, a crowbar in one hand, and the bloodied and crumpled schematics of the ship in the other* I got that damn closet open at last.

*gun flies to the cornor, perhaps into a trap?*

(Stares at captain and facepalms.)

Great you finally did it.
And you’re only what..?
hours too late.
Come and help us hold down this fool.

(*facepalm* I just remembered the alibi, but what was the motive? Other than Tess, I mean.)

“Man,and i saved his life!”

*aims his gun at august*

Sorry… My connection became slow all of a sudden.

The evidence against our dear August:

- He and Lucy were in different places the first time he entered the boiler room, but if you look closely he exited it twice, in short succession.
- He is a good actor, as shown in his description: “plays his role very well”, and a limp is specifically mentioned (though not a permanent one)
- His amazing technical insight enabled him to use the hidden passages and air ducts to escape, get around and murder
- Furthermore, he knows the ship like the back of his hand
- He has no alibi for the other murders
- He is homosexual, and he tried to murder as much as possible of the competition (THEY WILL BE MINE)
- The scrap showing Tess’ relation to Oliver Cromwell was not found at the murder scene; therefore it couldn’t have been a direct frame
- He does hate Oliver Cromwell
- All the other murder clues were frames. He had a key but broke into cupboards and boiler rooms, and he destroyed the generator but left just enough hanging together to fix it (again, technical insight). The tiramisu and schematics were also frames, as was the kitchen appliance theme.

I might have forgotten something, but this is clearly enough to incriminate him. ^_^

Oh, and he’s psychotic. He does not need any more reason than “I WANT IT ALL”.

(Sorry, I have nothing against you personally. ^_^)

(not a problem, presented myself as the most unnoticed murderer)

So then all the facts get put together.
Now what to do with this monster I ask you?

(Oh. Don’t remember the homosexual part. Could be my memory. ^_^)

((Being good with his hands as a mechanic, he could rig the shotgun trap meant for the captain. As a crewmember, I would think he has keys to most rooms, allowing him access to areas passengers may not be able to get into. As a mechanic he also would know how to sabotoge the radio on the ship))

That is also true, Rukral.

I’ve got an idea. *He cocks his gun and aims it at August’s head* You turned on your fellow crew members and the passengers. I don’t like disloyalty one bit.

Captain no! We can’t just kill him!

right then… the murder finally caught Stilte just falls back in her couch seat watching the others as they prepare to get rid of him, the poor orange tabby not looking all the relived though….honestly a lot of sadness and guilt covering her face…lets throw some tears in there for good measure. Feeling like quite the ass, and quite the fool as she rubs her forehead over her faulty accusations.

Looking away from August now… not wanting to see what happens next…

I believe turning him over to the authorities would be a better idea Mr. Rahab, what you are considering is just as much murder as what he has done.

(So, when’s the next one? Sorry, don’t mean to be impatient, just my life is so boring it’s more exciting to live someone else’s xD)

*the gun goes off in the cornor*
*a strange noise can be heard around the cabin*
Don’t worry *cough* captain…
I’m sure to see you all… *whisphers: in hell*

Dear he has hurt people in sickening ways and he will do the same again if we let him live.
It’s the only thing we can do.

Please, lady and gentlemen, let us not assault him. Clearly he needs psyshologishal attention! Do not harm him any further. *trills*

(Paul: We’ll discuss that when this is finally over. There is an epilogue coming up first. ^_^ Oh, and someone must volunteer to lead it.)

(I’ve got one in the planning stages, could have it ready by tommorrow if you guys are ready for a new one so soon)

(We need the summary before this ends for good) We should turn him over to the police!

*shoots august in the NADZ*

(lol,i couldnt resist)

Wait! What have you planned August!

You sick son of a bitch!
What have you done now!?

*runs out of the common room and onto the deck*

(May I use my voice of god to dispel that trap, August? It’s not in character. ^_^)

No…he’s a traitorous dog who killed innocent people. The kind of sick scum that needs to be wiped out. Give me one damn good reason not to kill him. Seen better men die for worse reasons, why should he have the damn right to live!?

(@ Zach: Lol excuse for sex change!!)

(Hopefully the new one won’t update while I’m at school)

Because you’re better than him Roger! Don’t become what you hate!

(eh, if you wish, I was planning to let the boiler blow when the door opens)

Because Captain, to kill him here would be murder as well, and one that we have all seen, all it would take it one person to disagree with what you have done to go to the authorities and you would be jailed. He must be detained and handed over to the authorities as soon as possible.

(Ending reminds me of bcb edit referencing star wars ep. 3 where Augustus plays palpatine! )

He needs to die and it need to happen now!
We can’t let more people end up so brutally murdered because of him!

Everybody calm down! That was just my eleshtrish blanket turning itself on. *trills loudly*

And August, dear August, he cannot harm anyone else in his state. Poor guy, let us hand him over to the police so that they may abuse him. *giggle*

(thinking it over, it’d totally be his character to get the last laugh by freaking people out)

(Sorry but that was one of the funniest things ever there Sandrine! XD)