Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Yes, i would go draw fan art except that I can’t think of anything when I go to draw it except a couple of the BCB characters standing there with my own character (which is totally unrelated to BCB.)
Why am I telling you people this? No idea.

I like how Lisa’s thread has little to do with Lisa anymore. Neigh

Welllll, it is still about her art!

Lisa is a boss of this whole forum.

Isn’t that..Taeshi? neigh?

UHM I MEAN. YUP, ALL HAIL LISA. NEIGH.

She’s a boss, not the boss. You’re smart, Ace. You know how a corporate structure works.

Now here’s what you’re going to do: you and Ninja and me are going to steal their crappiest printer, and I’m going to bring my Louisville slugger and so help you both if you don’t have gangsta rap blaring from your car stereos.

I could try, but my vehicle cancels out all noise, so it won’t be very impressive. Couldn’t we just sneak in, trash everything, steal the printer, and then leave quietly?

*Ninja could supply the technology?

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You name it, I’ve got it. But that doesn’t mean I’ll let you use it.

No no no. We steal her crappy printer because Lisa is fuckin’ awesome and not trash the place. Why do we do this? Because Lisa is fuckin’ awesome. That’s why. She’s gotta have a printer in there that sucks that we can use to re-enact Office Space.

Why steal it? Couldn’t we just catapult it on top of some pedestrians at the shopping mall? It would be a lot more fun, and I have a stealth catapult that we could use.

Yeeessssss, but we’ll replace the crappy printer with a state-of-the-art one! (*Ninja, please?)

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…what- what’s with the printer?

I don’t get it…

Shhhh it’s okay Lisa just smile, nod and destroy the infidels

First point: we need a crappy 90’s-era printer because they smash better. They have more plastic and you don’t get the same violence texture with any other generation of model. The plastics are different.

Second point: stealth is great when obtaining said crappy printer, but stealth is not great for every situation. If you want to destroy a crappy printer, you do it as a tribal rite-of-passage. You are more of a man for smashing it with a baseball bat than launching it out a window because you did it with your own strength.

@ Lisa: It’s a homage to “Office Space” and a man ritual but you’re free to join in if you like beating obsolete printers with baseball bats.

Let’s see… Do you want the 3-dimensional printer, the print-to-reality reality editor, the full-color, extra-high quality, count-the-hairs-on-a-man’s-head-from-three-miles- away detail printer, or a supersonic speed laser printer?

Why don’t you ask Lisa?

…Oh, you did.Q_Q

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I really don’t get what you guys are talkign about, I do have a pritner and I don’t really need it anyway….

@ Lisa: *whispers* Just play along!

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SMILE. NOD.

also, assert your might! They are trying to take your thread from you!

@ Lisa: Perfect. It’s your initiation as a boss. But watch “Office Space” just in case you haven’t already.

Shit, sorry Lis. Didn’t mean to hijack, this was all supposed to be a wacky homage to your art.

s’okay I’ll open something new for you guys to worship me soon XD

so long, you might spam here- but dare you to spam my next thread, or my german might shall fall upon you!