Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I am the apple of discord in this fruit salad.

But if I found out who he is, he would stop being the Ninja we all know and stand.

I like how you use “stand” rather than “love”. ^_^

yes and he would have an elite team of trains octopi sent to kills him (those japanese and their tentacles, ha ha never gets old)

We can never know the ninja who walks among us, though personaly i believe he’s dutch royalty just claiming to be a ninja

You could be the Lois Lane to his Superman. Except you’d tell everybody his identity for shits and giggles and he’d lose the mystique, so yeah, I see your point.

Exactly. Oh wait till he gets on later and sees this….

Who else can we ship?

*smirk* Jerk and Icaras. ^_^

My god soon you people will find a pairing to ship that will unleash an amount of chaos that can only be paralleled to that of Pandora’s Box.

Yes! Jerkaras!

Devastating counter-attack:

ILBxLaComixLisa

I win at life.

Jerk you win indeed. Have a cookie.

@Toasty: Jerk just did. ^_^

@Jerk: Keep dreaming…

…….I’m gonna stay out of this one….

…But that only kind of makes sense. No cookie for you!

NinjaxJerk.

@ ILB: Now you’re just trying to encourage me.

Dear Diary,

Today was a good day. <3

Wait for it, he’ll notice it soon…

just adding another coment on a post without purpose

Ninja is like the Lucy of forumite shipping. I’m like…David or something. x(

I still say NinjaxJerk, but that’s just me.

im not sure what i am, but thats nothing new

Jerk is becoming Paulo, I think…

Why do my threads always get hijacked by you idiots?

@La Commie: You wouldn’t need to know who I was or where I lived. I’d just need to know where your bed was, and I can find out. (Not that I support this pairing of course&hellip

As for with Jerk, I’ve seen him. Nothing much. So no to that one.

This particular thread had no reason to exist in the first place.

Sorry Jerk, we were denied too.

We’re sowwy Hannibal but this thread was useless anyways, now it’s interesting.

So if Jerk is Paulo, Ninja is Lucy, ILB must be Daisy!

@ Hannibal: Because your topics suck, then we make them interesting.

@ LaComi: I don’t know how to take that.

@ Jerk, like the bitch you are.

It’s like you guys run on some sort of a Hive Mind system. One thought is shared between all members of the group. Most intriguing.

Shit Jerk! We really need to stop doing that!

HAH.

Everyone stand back, I’m going to make Leaving a Communist vomit profusely. Be sure to get her to a physician or I’ll never be able to inflict such critical hilarity ever again.

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Jerk x LaComi

BAMF!

were like bees, its mostly phermones and thoraks dancing

still not sure what chaecter i am

Then he says:
“Shit Commie! We really need to stop doing that!”

Well guess that throws my hive mind theory out the window.

@ Jerk….Oh god just imagine what the children would be like….*shudders* they would be the biggest assholes ever to see the light of day.

And Souppy said no to that pairing a week ago.

Remind me why I’m being compared to someone as psychotic as Lucy?

Cause you’re getting paired with everyone? I don’t know. Wait, who the hell am I now?!

@ LaComi: I think it should bother me that your first thought goes to children instead of “I have to throw up now.” And Souppy isn’t the shipping overlord of the forum, Taeshi is. MOWCHIKAMOWMOW.

@ Ninja: It’s not the psychosis that draws everyone to compare you to Lucy, it’s that everyone wants someone else to plow you. xD

If I get paired with everyone, do I get to physically abuse you all like Lucy?!?

@*ninja

because in the random chat 4 thread you tried to slice people in half.

fuck,i was ninja’d by *ninja..

@Ninja, no

@Jerk, The children are the most terrifying thing about that entire idea, on the other hand, the names Kick-ass Danger and Sissy Mann are acceptable for those beasts.

@DR JOHN: Boo Fucking Yeah!

Let the mass murder begin!

(unless you guys stop right now)

*gets back in the tank he was in ,in that other thread and blows up *ninja*

The Communist says no!

Dick Valentine Vincero. That is the most awesome thing ever. D:

So?

ninja’d by jerk

Mass Murder?

We’re nearing the next checkpoint. Don’t let me down Forumites/Forum Riders.

We are not naming the children after the creepy high voltage people. Elizabeth Mann and Kick-ass Danger!

*Hands Dr. John the shell that his tank cannon had just shot at him.*

Convincing fake explosion, wasn’t it. You can have this back, just don’t drop it.

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE

*is still in his tank and cannot hold a shell,*