Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Well Catsby, apparently we have started shipping each other now. For the love of all that is holy, run while you still can…

El Maginifco Fantasico is the perfect child name, it will have only three career option, wrestling, porn or prestedigition

Hay. He also did Gay Bar and Dance Commander. Gaybraham Lincoln is hilarious.

@La Commie: I can see that…. but still.

What
The
Effin
Effity
Effs

Jerk X Kaxbe

I’m sorry, Kaxbe, but I don’t DO serious in this mode. Ask me later.

I warned you on Skype Gabe, you don’t want to heed the warning, you end up getting shipped.

@Dr. John:

The Triplesmex has named our hypothetical asshole superchild, Commie.

@ Catsby: You can’t hide what’s insiiiiiiiiide!

It’s too late for Catsby! He’s been sucked in by our insanity!!

@ Jerk, no no no no no no no!

Kaxbe X Kaxbe

just imagine going shoping for little baby luchador masks and tiny little top hat with tiny bunnies inside

But I wanted to name him Kick-ass Danger!!

I sense a heart attack for Gabe in the upcoming future upon his return.

me too,or another picture of a giant NO

Okay, fine. Kickass Danger it is. It’s not like you weren’t going to win this argument anyway.

*Stuffs the shell back down the barrel of Dr. John’s cannon. If he tries to shoot it now, the tank will explode.*

Since I chopped Jerk in half before, thereby making two of him, I suggest that someone may wish to ship Jerk x Jerk (but obviously not me).

Yay! I can’t wait for his first day of school!

*shoots and it doesnt explode,instead it tears off a part of a building*


its a good thing i can hack real life..

Too bad this isn’t real life, then. Your hack fails miserably: the tank randomly disappears.

@ Ninja: This is how you do it, Ninja: Jerk x Jerk x Jerk x female Jerk x dead Jerk x transgender Jerk x goat x tub of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”.

@ LaComi: Yeah, I can’t wait for that day either. He’ll get on the bus with his little totebag or whatever and you’ll look me deep in the eyes and say, “BITCH MAKE ME A SAMMICH.”

And it better have freakin salami on it or you’re getting beat again!

@Jerk: The point is that I didn’t, I just gave someone else (in this case you) the idea.

@La Commie: Why does your name remind me of a video game with wonderful graphics about a wolf?

You get kinky when the kids are away, honey.

@*ninja,if i said “its a good thing i can hack this thread’
how would that have made me look?

Bitch shut up! You don’t need skis on, there’s no snow in between here and the kitchen!

@Dr.John:Like a moron, because you can’t. (SuitCase is just THAT good)

There is a very good reason why my name does that Ninja.

I feel I should be wearing a ball-gag for the rest of this conversation. I hope you’re good at interpreting various volumes of grunts.

The amount of chaos in this thread pleases me. Although I’m sure it will infuriate others to no end.

I can’t wait to see how this all plays out, yes it will be very fun to watch. If it goes as I hope it will, it’ll be therapeutic even.

*facepalms at *ninja *

I wonder how long we can keep this charade up Jerk before we just creep everyone out?

@Toasty: It won’t play out. It will just never quite end!

@La Commie: I don’t think so. I MADE your name, remember?

Mfffmfffmfff, unfunfmfff.

@Jerk: “unfun” is right. Let’s do something else. Somebody ship Toasty and Liam.

Just saying that is sounds exactly the same but one sound off.

Shut it Jerk.

Toasty X Jerk

Okami, I know. But that wasn’t intended. I was wondering at the cosmic coincidence that some might incorrectly believe to be irony.

Hey I have Jerk right now- Eh I don’t really care, how much do you want em for Toasty? Oh and I get Kickass Danger.

Aw come on don’t pair me up with the town slut.

Jerk is the town slut right? You people ship too fast for me to notice.

Actually, scratch that, you’re all the town slut. I forgot you’re a hive mind.

Wait, what’s the safety word?! D:

Screw that, Commie! I’m taking his torso! 8D IF I CAN’T HAVE HIM NOONE WILL.

Hey he’s not a slut, sluts don’t get payed for. Toasty! Pay for him, now!

Nah I’m good. I think I’m going to spend my money elsewhere.

Oh hell no, once you try the goods, you buy the goods.

no free samples here

Pay up or I’ll have to break your spine.

Hey I haven’t tried anything, don’t try and push your product on me woman.

*looks up from sawing Kickass Danger’s tiny body in half* What’s this now?

Nope, you have it says it in bold right up there. Now come on! He isn’t a cow! You can’t try the milk before you buy!

please for the love of god never mention milking jerk again

yeah pay up