Bittersweet Candy Bowl

ARE YOU CUTTING OUR CHILD IN HALF?! Why aren’t you using the table saw?

Lol,he killed Kick-Ass danger

JerkxDistraction

Hey look, distraction is interested in purchasing.

He has tons of money, go rob him. He has gum too.

Sorry, something’s come up. I’ll be back sometime.

Jerk X Toastyx10

JerkxDr.JohnxKaxbe

Because it’ll piss him off.

….Milking Jerk is sooooo much more creepy sounding than I wanted it to be.

heh,watch this.. Jerk X Dr.John X Toasty X Kaxbe

Someone better pay for him….and Stop using the good towels to clean up Kickass Danger!

Guys you should just ship Kaxbe shit from now on.

Seriously, it’ll be freaking hilarious. He’ll have all kinds of headaches and crap. You know it’ll be hilarious if he comes back tomorrow and finds himself paired up with everyone on the forum.

KaxbexToasty

Have we done this yet?

Yeah that’s been done I think. Move on to the next one.

KaxbexIcaras

So… this.. thread….is now about coupling random forum goers? Hm Odd that… at least I know there’s no one you can couple me with hahahaha.

Poor Jerk and Kaxbe seem to be appearing in a lot of these. Is that bad or good for them? I don’t know~

Kaxbe X Random chick X me

there that should mess em up

and dont use towel to clean up baby, you need vinager and a rag for that

Kaxbe X La Commie!

KaxbexBribri just cause you said we couldn’t.

Glad to see nobody is shipping me yet. You people don’t pay enough attention to me so I’m safe from your rabid shipping.

Kaxbe X Elosogamer

Kaxbe X nameless

Kaxbe x whoeverisreallyName withheld

KaxbexPixelnator


Sending you down the river bro.

Kaxbe X Maverik

If you really want to piss off Catsby, everyone decide on someone he should be paired with it and stick to it adamantly.

I say KaxbexSouppy, because that would amuse the shit out of me.

That said, let’s go back to discussing milking me.

Kaxbe X ILB X Souppy X Taeshi X Jerk

I agree with Jerk. Kaxbe x Souppy forever!

Oh the rage I am expecting to see.

Therapeutic indeed.

Why do I feel like this forum will lead to terrible things for us?

Depends on where you get, how you get and what you do with the milk.

Because it probably will. What am I saying, of course it will!

it gonna be broken dreams and broken condoms in no time…. the gods will smite us

I’m gonna go curl up in a ball now guys…. yeah waaaaaay over there.

So we finally went so far over the line that everyone is crawling back home?

I am disappointed in all of you. No one has even used the word sodomy yet.

There: sodomy.

bear rape…..it goes even further

at least the milking ended

No one has brought up STD’s either.

so here: asparagus

I went there.

The milking never ends. Ever.

You know, I like that this thread started out just to see what the Romance icon looked like and then turned into a romance thread of sorts.

Gonorrhea,WAUUGHHHH!!!!

Is our child still cut in half?

@Jerk
It turned into an abomination to all that is good and holy in the world, crossing so many lines and ruining relationships between whole groups of society, even if they’ve never read BCB before or even heard of it. It’s an amalgamation of all things wrong with people in this forum and a perfect example of the destruction of the moral values of a person.


Turned out as good as I hoped it would. Now all I have to do is wait.

Sort of.

I ate your half.

Sowwy.

You what! Why didn’t you save me any or put it on a delicious sandwich?!

Hello? “Jerk?”

You whore!

And going for the extra creepy points: You see, I’m eating something that came out of you. It’s like I’m eating a part of you. 8D

But it’s half you too, masochistic cannibal.

Whoa, the hell happened here?! Random-ass thread got long in 2 hours!

My glass is always half full, LaComi. Of tequila. <3

What. The. F***. How…. Wait…. Whuck?

this! This Happened and it cant unhappen!!! his the spawn of madness that arouses the soul

I want the other half now, I’m damn hungry.

It was the spawn of me and LaComi, but I eated it.

Oh! You mean the thread. Yeah, sure, okay.