Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I was my half of Kickass Danger. Was he tasty?

*shrug* I’ve had better.

Damn, what good are children if you can’t cook them up and eat them for lunch? On an unrelated note, I live in a Gingerbread house. It sucks when it rains.

The property tax on that thing must be a bitch.

This is a terrible, terrible thread and I can’t stop posting in it.

…Apparently, we have a new random chat.

This ones far worse because it involves baby eating and milking jerk, also shiping Kaxbe there

Some people see a pile of screaming, writhing bodies and see a trainwreck, others see an orgy. It’s all perspective.

If I am ruining it, good.

@Goldwulf: …Really? Glad I didn’t back-read…

You and I got shipped, Icaras.

Your children will be named Villainous Icaras. Or Vicaras for short.

You got shipped a lot too, Kaxbe, but we really seemed to go for CatsbyxSouppy.

Kaxbe you were shiped with soupy if im not mistaken, as well as pretty much everyone else including a self inflicted ship of you X Random chick X me

AAAAAHHHHHH NNNNOOOOOO…
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*dies*

That pairing is called “Cat Soup”, after that tripy anime I like.

You were also shipped with taeshi

Technically that’s what the pairing makes when consummated. :o

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*imagines Gabe being cooked inside SuitCase*

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I’m really glad I didn’t back-read!

Kaxbe x Taeshi pairing is named “Cat Cat”.

Just because.

All proper pairings have names.

Kaxbe x Jerk is “Jerk Cat Recipe”

That pairing went Kaxbe x Me x Souppy x ILB x Taeshi. Surreal.

Oh my god and Taeshi’s the only gal there.

That would be called….

“Two Eggs in the Cat Soup Recipe”???

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LaComi and ILB are girls.

She’s not in the pairing though.
ILB’s a girl?
Huh, never knew that.

lol I edit-stabbed ved!

EDIT: Crap!! edit-stabbed back!

Ved x Ved x Ved

Fixed, it’s not ten minutes yet.

EDIT: DAMNIT GABE, BECAUSE I PLAYED GAY AUGUSTUS ONE TIME HUH?

You did it well

That grouping just isn’t fair. Everyone there would be focused on me and my magnificent magnificence.

…In all fairness, no one really knew August was gay until the end.

*sigh* Suppose that’s what I get for posting here.

Fine.

Ved x Augustus x Ved

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*sets Gabe on fire and tosses him into the oil spill as the solution to the crisis*

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Ved x August McIntyre x Plato l’Aristotle


What?

Icaras x Ved x Augustus

*engulf Icaras&Gabe with flames and hangs them off a flying jet*

Ved x Gulf Oil Crisis

*said flying jet allows air to pass over us quickly, thus putting out the fire*

[7:46:12 PM] Gabriel: But I’m a lovable ass.

…That your dream threesome, Tae?

“Lisa Cat Comic Soup”

*SMACK* Heeyyyy, I just got here…

lol, if you insist.
GET DRAWING GUYS, I’M SURE THEY’RE OF LEGAL AGES.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

All of them are legal adults in their respective countries

…Toasty is considered underage in our country…

You’s going to jaaiiill.