Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I just wanted to see what the romance tag would look like.

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT’S SANDY; KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

We could revive the old romance threads. ^_^

but my heeaaart will go onnnn

I tried viewing all posts, but I got bored halfway down the page. This was easier. I’m sorry that all my threads end up being traps…

Huh.
It’s been a while since we’ve had a actual romance thread recently.
We gotta bring back the love man!

Hannibal, don’t you know that the surest way to get someone to do something is to tell them not to?

So anyone that looks at this thread is my unwilling slave?

No, just susceptible to the temptation that you provided with your thread.

But telling them “Don’t do anything I tell you” is a sure winner. ^_^

Don’t listen to me, by the way.

Don’t worry, ILB. I never do.

…wait, but does that mean I’m doing what you said? I could never do that either!

I know! I’ll listen to you, but not care about what you say!

…or is that what you wanted…

The romance tag is there so this thread better have some romance soon.

OR ELSE

@*Ninja: MWAHAHAHA my plan is coming together… subtlety is a virtue, but it is far from virtuous…

@Pixel: I agree. Quick, someone post a love story. ^_^

Once upon a time there were two young cats that were deeply in love with each other.
However the male cat’s Uncle would have nothing to do with it and forbade their love. So the male cat shot his Uncle and the two lived happily ever after……until the female discovered the “joys” of barbs.

“hello said Mina” she was a lost tourist in spain and he was a handsome cab driver

“Chupe matequella di mi culo” the driver responded

“oh my such a gentleman” said Mina blushing

“Me cago en tu puta madre: said the drivert with a smirk

“But i hardly know you i cant….” mina blushed even reder than before he panties moistening


“Me cago en tu puta madre!!” yelled the driver shaking his fist

“I will, i will mary you” Mina shouted with glee as the cab rolled off a cliff

There you are romance for the criminaly insane, translate away people (i dont speak spanish just saw these phrases on a website, i know what they mean)

Romantic love stories…

*sigh*

I promise some romance in “The Guardian Initiative”, but it’s the more resonable non-blatant variety that usually occurs in reality.

XD
Oh god thats probaby the funniest thing I’ve ever translated.

Romance occurs in reality! The Hollywood kind is, well, Flanderised, but there are still incredibly romantic moments out there.

I wish I could have some ^_^

aye i too long for romance to come my way, i knew it once as discussed in an earlier thread so i know it’s good and bad. It’s confusing and can sting but is worth it in the end.

(yeah that translation is pretty funny)

Gah, let me write the next chapter of MRM and I’ll give you guys some SuexMcCain, happy?

I’m always happy. ^_^

ILBxTriplesmex

Ha!I’m going to post a picture of Dr. Mike in a couple of minutes.

Oh forumite shipping.

Always leads to funny situations.

Im pretty sure thats illegal so no

How is it illiegal? And I still want us to be called The Forum Riders.

She said she was 20 if I remember correctly…

im 26 im not sure how old she is so better leave it at no

20…okay then

La Commie does this mean you support that pairing? Oh you shipper you.

I’m accustomed to using Forumites so that won’t be changing for me, but feel free to get everyone else to be saying it.

I’m what you might call a “problem solver.”

Triplesmex meaning Goldwulf, right?

I’m sorry, but no. It’s not you, it’s me and all that. ^_^

understandable, i suppose, you have your world domination and all that to deal with

Oh snap. First time a forumite shot down another one straight up on the BCB forums.

We’re making history here folks. Next checkpoint: Mass Murder

Oh Triplesexy just got denied.

Wait, mass murder?

YOU’RE BREAKIN’ MY BALLS, ILB >|

Aw Jerk is more of a shipper than me now.

(puts hat on and walks off into the sunset)

another day, always tommorw………..

^_^

The panda hat?

Who can we ship in the forums now?

Well, there’s always Commie and *Ninja. ^_^

Bet your bottom dollar that tomorroooooow, there be suuuuuun

I ship a lot of forumites, case in point:
JerkxWhores
JerkxTequila
SouppyxTaeshi

EDIT:
LACOMIxNINJA :O

The panda hat just for cold weather

Pregnantsigh should be shiped we need someone to make an honest man of him

He’s only 14.

I already told you all that I’m Pregnatsigh’s baby daddy.

And it would never work for me and Ninja, I don’t know where or who he is.

@La Commie!: Dr. Mike is up now.

@ LaComi: Find out. :3

Correction: She. ^_^

What?

Well I guess forumite shipping fits a romance thread that served no real original purpose.

Good stuff, this thread is actually bringing me entertainment so far.