Bittersweet Candy Bowl

*Sadae is still having a hard time trying to set up her tent and so decides to ask for help*

Sir Mitchell, would it be a bother to as you for a little help with my tent?

*She smiles*

@ Davion: Yeah, a little. I mostly go to target shooting competitions, hence the competition model Perazzi.

@ Sadae: Not a problem, miss.
*goes over to help with the tent*

Okay thats good.
*Starts chuckling*
I was just wondering because if someone was inexperienced i would want to stay away from them.

Now would be good dear, people seem to be getting settled in well. I’ve got the fire going for it already.

(A basic (read: paint) drawing of The Clearing, just in case anybody wants to know, it’s honestly not very confusing)

Okay then! I hope these nobles can handle hot dogs and marshmallows for dinner! *giggles*

Despite the quality, high-end meals get just as tiring just as quickly as anything else. I’m game. …No pun intended. -_-

(I’ve roleplayed before, but I’m new to the whole forum roleplaying thing so please bear with my inexperience xD)

Than hyou for your help Sir Mitchell.

It’s been a long time since I last saw you, want to sit by the fire and share some drings?

(Meant drinks, though I’m attemping to emulate some accent, and her incapability to say “hard-C” sounds.)

Ha! I’m sure they can stomach it for the time we’re here.

(Just a note, Sadae is based on Sandy, so hard C would end up as the Sh sound)

*Licks lips*
Your never too wealthy to enjoy a good hotdog

Well good then! *looks around* but we’re gonna need some sticks to cook them on. Does anyone see any things around here?

Well we’re in the forest so there’s plenty of sticks, but I brought some metal poles for just that, just give me a moment to get them.

*Goes off to his tent*

(The accent is supposed to reference her speech impediment in the comic. Try and copy that. If you have a hard time doing that, read Sandrine Siegler’s posts in this thread.)

Okay then Honey! So how is everyone enjoying the great outdoors so far?

Its very refreshing compared to the stale air of the city.

(Replace C sounds with Sh sounds. Am I right?)

I agree, it’s a very relaxing atmosphere.

(read the thread in my link if you’re still unsure.)

*Claps* Awesome! Okay then, who wants me to cook their hot dogs for them and who want to attempt to do it themselves?

(@ Kane, yes)

Alright I’ve got them!
*Dumps a bunch of long, pointy metal poles on the ground*
You can use there to cook your weiners.

*Puts the Anaconda into its holster and walks outside & see’s everyone by the fire*

*Giggles* Okay Zeke, everyone listen up! It’s time to cook your wieners!!

*Puts the hotdog on the stick and hovers it over the fire*

…


*…Really?*

(Note: I designate character thoughts in the format above.)

And be careful not to light yourselves or the other campers on fire. I’m watching you Davion.

*Grabs a pole* This is gonna be good. Mind passing me a hotdog Davion?

*Takes a metal pole pierces a weiner with it*

I thinsh this should be simple enough.

*Places wiener over the fire and waits for it to cook*

*Takes poles* And I’ll start cooking some extra ones now.

You’re such a sweety dear.
*Hums a tune, roasting his own hot dog*

*Grabs a hotdog and passes it to Paolo* Sure, here ya go.

(To Zeke and rolls eyes) Someone has to act as hostess on this way ward trip of yours.

Mmm *Pours a little whiskey on his hotdog* Now we’re cookin!

*Goes over to her and whispers**
We’ve been doing this for years dear, just because these people are rich doesn’t mean they’re not just people like us, you don’t have to treat them special.

(Paolo, that would catch fire&hellip

(To Zeke)I’m just trying to make sure that they’re comfortible- (Notices Paolo)

Oh no, dear don’t!

*As he sticks it over the fire it ignites* Damn, damn, damn, damn…*He tries to blow the flames out but ends up having to stomp on his hotdog* Ugh, there’s burnt hot dog all over my boots..

*Sighs and hands him another one* Please be more careful next time, we don’t want someone to get hurt now, do we?

*Bursts out laughing* Didn’t think that one through now did you?

*stares in disbelief at paolo*

“what an idiot.”

Don’tcha worry, you don’t get hurt while I’m around. *He winks at her as he skewers the new hot dog* This time I’ll put the whiskey on AFTER I cook it.

*Smiles politely and turns to Zeke* Yes, I don’t have to treat special at all…

*grabs a skewer (that is the proper name, btw) and begins roasting a hot dog*

*Paolo, you’re such an imbecile…*

*Whispers*
Okay maybe we should treat him and his assistant as “special”

*Nods* Exactly what I was thinking Honey.

(I gotta go so Davion will be on autoplay)

*Giggles as she watches Paolo’s stupid actions*

You should be more shareful neshst time Paolo.

*Pours some whiskey on his finished hotdog and happily munches on it* Any ladies like some, it’s delicious! *He shakes the bottle at them*

*So stupid…*

No thank you sir, I’m fine being sober when you start to shoot the guns off at bats tonight.

Oh yeah, the bats, they’re harmless, but please don’t go shooting randomly while we’re in the clearing, I will take and lock up your guns if I have to.

paolo it’s acting like a 7 years old child, with whiskey
*eating the hot dog*
mmmm like mom used to make

i can’t belive someone like paolo is allowed to even carry a gun, i mean i guess he knows how to use it, it’s only the rest of the people surround him that worries me

Don’t worry Mr. Black I can assure you we have everything under control. Me and my husband to this all the time.