Bittersweet Candy Bowl

A study out of London claims that obese people are less likely to get sex than people who are not obese.

Sherlock Holmes was too busy to comment on this shocking discovery.

You haven’t been sleeping well have you?

No.

Don’t worry I have a solution

I went back and read someone’s fanfic on here last night and it put me to sleep. First time that’s ever happened. I don’t even remember whose it was.

I guess they were really boring

I was going to suggest drinking fewer energy drinks, and reading a textbook, the latter works well for me. Boring fanfics work as well
I guess

*sigh* I am bored

I can’t believe the RP thread just died for the night

@ (nameless): I actually did not drink an energy drink last night or tonight. I think if I stop at 6pm I’ll be good.

@ Aurelius: I can’t believe the RP thread lasted this long. Ever seen the RP thread for porn? Fuckin’ yikes. I should know, I helped cause some of that shit.

That rp thread was unorganized..

It was hilarious and it backfired hilariously.

Indeed.

…o.o Holy shit. Some random person contacted me on skype when my settings were “contacts only”.

What. The. Fuck.

Jesus, Icky. Even Skype is out to annoy you.

Yes, it is. My life sucked tonight. =_=

In other news: NB RANGER rocks

Oh boohoo. C’mon. Walk it off, champ. xD

Okay, wait…they hate straight couples? That entire video was, without exaggerating, the most blatantly homoerotic thing I have ever seen.

They are envious of others’ love, so they try and destroy it.

No, they hate straight people and commit hate crimes against heterosexual romance. There are no women in their group, the camera keeps zooming in on their asses over and over and over, the “magical girl” transformation sequences, the flamboyantly skintight suits and, let’s not forget, the gigantic rainbow at the end. I rest my case.

Whatever.

We need a second opinion to settle this.

I’ll wait. (No I won’t. I just took the maximum safe amount of xanax. I’ll be lucky if I can form coherent sentences thirty hours from now.)

EDIT: Fuck. I need to be cool to drive tomorrow. Which I will now emphatically not be. Fuck fuck fuck. Oh well. I’m sure one of my awesome and dependable friends can help me out. They’ll ride me to the store on a unicorn and help me find and get a date with a girl without serious emotional issues. Woohoo.

And you thought that was wrong! On this one, I’d agree with you

I just saw it. What the bloody ‘ell is up with extremist homosexual guys hating on straight couples? Isn’t that blatant hypocrisy?

@ Icaras: It’s really the face-sitting fart propulsion that pulls the video together. And the one female ranger who shows up for maybe five seconds. Where the shit do you find this?

It’s all mv backgrounds. The real purpose is the music. It’s from DJ Max Fever, a Korean rhythm game for PSP.

Hee. What’s going on in here this time? ^_^

you don’t wanna know. >.

He’s right, ILB. You really don’t wanna know.

Oh, I know that. It’s just common…courtesy… to ask. ^_^

Common courtesy like using a metal detector in a mine field. x)
Jeez. Sorry, I’m starting to get strung out.

I hate having to take out my contacts. It feels like having to turn back into Clark Kent.

…Do you take them out to put on glasses, or because you’re going to bed/similar?

I take out my contacts and put on gigantic, nerdy glasses because there was confusion about the frames. And I’m expecting to go to bed because I am heavily medicated. By “go to bed,” I mean “lose consciousness the moment this stuff hits my bloodstream.”

Oh well. At least you’re not the Hulk having to turn back.

I’d make a bad Hulk. “HULK WANT SMASH. But Hulk know can be civil about this mild disagreement.”

Hee. ^_^ The Sniff?

The…what? xDDD

Jesus. Okay. Sun’s up and I’ve successfully concealed all my emo for the night. Gonna pass out now. Literally. And hope someone can pick up my missing mood elevators from the pharmacy because I’m gonna be out like a light for the day and the night, you dig?

All right, then. I’d say “good night”, but apparently, I’m wrong. ^_^

another hard nights work done, currently eating leftovers from last nights dinner, tibetian yak sausage that my brother got at a gourmet butcher, pretty good stuff actually

Tibetian yak? Hee. And I thought horses were bad enough. ^_^

Localy raised (just outside the city limits) so technicly Canadian Tibetian yak, tastes kinda like a middle ground between pork and turkey sausages. I fea to check in the freezer in case he got any more exotic meats

Lemur? Lemming? Penguin? Dodo?

…Ragamuffin? ^_^

(Sorry. That was morbid. I’m sorry, Daisy.)

and the odd meats are……duck breast and ground elk, not too weird i suppose

Duck and elk? Nah. Our fridge’s had worse.

I have a friend who’s been at hunting school (what a strange concept) this last year, and judging from the tales he told me, we shouldn’t be surprised if people came up with cockroach sausages or panda burgers.

I’ll stick to fish instead. It’s safer. ^_^

Or, perhaps not. I’ve seen pictures of fishes I couldn’t even have imagined in a nightmare. And apparently, people eat those.

Hee. The food industry works in mysterious ways. Possibly the best way to deal with it is to eat whatever comes at you and hope all goes well.

well no wonder my brother happy, he’s been looking for duck for about a year now, he’s a cook at the best hotel in the city and has been pissed off at not finding it at any grocery stores nearby

as for whats in your fridge i have no idea we only have a few products of Finland at my work all picked fish, we do have a product line call Finlandeir pickled producst (beats, beans asparagus etc) which has a picture of an angry lookin fellow in a funny hat looking to the side (like he’s anrgy at the ingreient list) though thats a product of the staes (Iowa to be exact), which is slightly unusual, though my compnays pickels are from Bolivia so thats just as messed up


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File: Smooth_lumpsucker.jpg
my works 4 dollars caviar comes from this

Oh well. I quite like bread. I don’t think there’s nightmarish corn in bread O^)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6VqdYNSOxKo/Slzq59MKtUI/ AAAAAAAACEQ/Ph4bVK5u_pg/s1600/evil+corn.jpg

think again

Think again again.

What’s going on in here guys? I should be studying right now, but i’m not!

I’m posting pictures of smut. (Teehee! Botany joke.)

Hay LaComi how you been?

I’ve been good jerk. Going to school, but still good. Has anything major happened here?