Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Not really, except in the comic what with Jessica and Rachel being total cunts to Tess. Also Ninja’s still gone, I guess. Or lurking? Geting ready to strike? I don’t know. I am in a state of perpetual sedation. Right now I’m marveling at how it feels to run my fingers through my hair. It’s sooooooo gooooooood. *drool*

Uhm. Work, finished “The Guardian Initiative.”. Had another RP player rage at me on two different threads, which was rather hilarious. We started the MMG 4, which has been proceeding slowly. Taeshi had her wisdom teeth removed and whf pissed off some more people. Glad to hear you are doing well.

I’m serious. I have never before considered the scalp as an erogenous zone.

Massaging your scalp helps with relaxation.

thanks for the update dude

No problem, bro. Scalping people is relaxing too.

FML POST - KEEP ON WALKING IF YOU DON’T WANT YOUR EYES RAPED WITH DRAMA

Just spent, like, an hour talking to this girl that I actively try to keep myself from falling in love with. Ever since I’ve been on this board, I’ve said I’d hope she dumped her boyfriend and then we could finally ride off into the sunset because this is the first girl I’ve felt anything for after that one abusive bitch put me in an emotional coma. Now it looks like he and she are going to break up, and she’s already got some other guy she’s crushing on and it’s not me. I’m trying not to love this girl, desperately, steeling myself against her, but every time I hear her voice it breaks down my resolve and I go back to square one. MEANWHILE: I can no longer walk without feeling searing pain because I have tears within tears within tears in my lower colon. Instead of painkillers, they give me “mood enhancers” so I’ll alwaaaays look on the bright side of life and my drug dealer, who can actually GET me to this bright side of life, is ignoring me because I wouldn’t let him live at my house and also because he is a big vindictive fucking baby. Still no luck applying for jobs, still no luck moving back out of my mom’s house.

RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT

Okay. I’m done. Gonna run out of xanax at this rate, but God help me, if you can’t use a leg you need a fuckin’ crutch, am I right or am I right?

You’re wrong *shot*

Okay I’m officially reclaiming my head now *drinks a bottle of strange liquid, head returns*

…How about I counteract your drama with a little light humor?
Yesterday, some kid asked me (an 18 year old with a goatee, go figure) where he could find a good place to get a beer.
However, I couldn’t help but notice his hairdo, which looked exactly like this
I died. Of laughter.

“From a store. With an ID, because you’re not fooling anyone.” I still get carded because I look 16 years old (according to multiple strangers who all gave the same answer).

Wait, that’s your answer?
Roxas from Kingdom Hearts just asked me where he could get a beer.
Seriously, all I could get off was “Nope.” before I just started laughing my ass off!

Should’ve told him they can’t sell him alcohol if he’s going to use it before attempting to choose his hairstyle.

I’onno. I think he was cosplaying or something.
No way in hell was that hairdo an accident… ^w^
Also, he was with three other dudes. Just throwing that out there.

Go look at Icaras’s video links and tell me those aren’t blatantly homoerotic.

video links? where?

Ctrl + F: NB RANGER rocks
Ctrl + F: On this one, I’d agree with you

I would rather not, to tell you the truth.

You’ll regret it if you do. Unless you like protruding man crotches, nude ass cracks, fart jokes and face-sitting all from a Power Rangers perspective.

I can see where you’re coming from, but…it’s really more about…the thing and the…
Fine, it’s gay as buttsecks, you happy now?

Nah, probably not anything for me. ^_^

MYUUU

How is school?

I have developed a resistance to xanax. This is…I have no word for how this vexes me. Except “vex.” I am sorely vexed at this development.

It#s boring-
and I donnu what to draw-

- NSFW thread
- Sweet thread
- Forum comic

Shit, Lisa, we miss you in all of them.

myu’?

Jerk, I don’t do NSFW anymore

Ah, poor NSFW, she shall be sorely missed.

And oh hey, it’s Lisa! More shockingly I’m in the random chat again. Not for long of course….

know what you mean

Off to the my eggman looking dentist to get my fake tooth put back in (fell out while eating an apple) as well as a check up and cleaning, that guy could buy a boat with all the cash he’s gotten off me these past two years

Well, not the NSFW thread then, but definitely the sweet thread. The forum comics are kind of…unstable…right now… >_>

a drama bomb exploded in there last night from the looks of it

What happened?

There was a Skype schism where 16 people made their own room to avoid a room of 20 and, apparently, cliques started forming or whatever and then Taeshi exploded and handed everyone their ass.

Also, she got her wisdom teeth taken out and she’s in a lot of pain and I made her a card.

Ssssshhhhh, just stop. Be quiet….sssshhhhhh, it’s okay.

I am pissed because the one miracle drug that’s magically supposed to cure me of all this stupid shit is tied up in red tape so I have to endure this crab-fuckery for one more week. And then after that there’s supposed to be a family reunion with jet-skis and awkward conversations and all I really want is a pina colada or something made from poppies I can inject straight into my God damned bloodstream, you dig?

move to canada specificly B.C, vancouver to be exact, much more liberal medical marijuna laws

alernatively yoou could buy a shitload of poppy seed bagel and just scrape off the seeds and refine those, food poppies and opium poppies are the same

What?

Anyways. Have you ever met a male llama named Maria who plays Zelda on his Wii while drinking root beer and balances on a beach ball that’s covered with melted butter while singing the National anthem, playing the ukelele AND tap dances? If you have than you must be crazy…LYK MEH!!

What the heck?

@Triplesexy
You do know that they sell straight poppy seeds in the spice sections of most grocery stores, right?

well there you go then Jerk go to the spice aisle and start refining

also ninja good to have you back if that is indeed you

First, I’m not *Ninja.
Second, I just found out that the seeds are actually very low in opiates.
However, “It is not difficult to manufacture opium tea with a high morphine content from poppies readily available at flower shops.”
You hear that Jerk? Screw the spice section and stop to smell the happy-juice flowers!

ah a differnt ninja eh? well ninjas are like jello theres always room for more ninjas, hiding in the shadows and what not, plus you’ve been colorized by Ted Turner so thats a bonus (Horrible joke i know)

Ninjas, it’s always ninjas.

Lol you guys have drama while I’m away. Tee hee.

@LaC Who the heck is you?!

ah Commie your back, go to see you again so to speak

An old friend of most everyone here, who has been especially busy for the past week or so.

*lmao’s at nishakun*