Bittersweet Candy Bowl

FINALLY someone makes a joke about the “TurnerClassic” part of my screen name! XD
And I’m an actual ninja. I can sneak around without anyone noticing, and kill you without making a sound. ^_^

Internet tough guy huh? TCN

I’m new here, I don’t know everything about this site yet. >.>

Nope! Just a sneaky SOB! XP

It’s cool. Just chill with everyone, ignore a couple of trolls, and you will do fine.

heh new huh? no worries you will soon realize that we are all one big consfusing family

group hug!

Well Nice to meet you Nishakun and TCN! I am an odd duck to say the least, you’ll learn to get use to it though. Sorry I can’t stay and play guys, this is only for the next couple of hours that I’m on here. Still have school and such but I’ll be done in two weeks and then I can come in here and terrorize you all again, yay!

Thanks for the welcomes everyone!

An odd duck, eh?
Commie, I believe this is the beginning of a B-E-A-utiful friendship! :3

there are like 3 users with ninja in their name and not one of them live up to my ninja expectations

Yeah Commie`s cool, shes also apaparently Optimus Prime (check picture thread)

What of my alias of Erotic Ninja (mostly sword/dick/ thrusting joke with ham fisted embelshment)

@whf
Give me an abandoned warehouse, a dark night, a kitchen knife, and four guys with guns, and I’ll give you four cadavers.

Damn right I’m Optimus Prime!

Oh well. This seemed like fun. ^_^

@ LaComi: Optima Prime! Teehee! :3
@ TCN: You’ll chop off our heads!…After two-hundred and thirty-six hours of commercials.
@ The Triplesmex: I don’t like marijuana. I like opiates. My liver can go fuck itself. Also: you could be like the guy in Assassin’s Creed! Only that would imply that your dick is small enough to puncture someone’s lung silently. If it’s too big, you have to hump them a few times and then it looks like…well, something very bad.

^I’m guessing you didn’t read my opium tea suggestion, then? -_-

I skim when I back-read. And I fuckin’ hurt like Hell today so my patience for such activities is limited.

DAMMIT, CELTICS.

jerk get sk0¥p€

I have Skype, I just never get on. Plus I am pissy tonight and may be in too much pain to work out, so tomorrow I’m going to have to find out whether they prescribe painkillers or send me to the emergency room. Again. =_= Another summer school session ruined by my intestines.

Hey, is this an update night for BCB? I, uh, actually don’t know what day it is. x_x

Also, is anybody else looking forward the new season of Futurama?

Yes!

To one or both?

(Last Night):

“Don’t worry, Johnny,” said Megan. “We’ll find you someone nearly as awesome as me. I love you, Johnny.”
“Comparing other girls to you,” I replied sadly, “is like comparing a Hattori Hanzo sword to any other sword in the world.”

D’aww…

(It’s just so much fun to type that sound. ^_^)

Oh, we talked about you having not watched Kill Bill or something once, right? Just in case you haven’t heard it, the quote I’m referring to is this:
“When comparing a Hattori Hanzo sword, you compare it to every sword that wasn’t made by Hattori Hanzo.”

I was a little drugged and I went ahead and told her I’d had a crush on her since forever and that I would never tell her this if I feared it would mess up a current relationship of hers but that if she ever did break up with someone I hoped so much that I’d have a chance with her.

She just smiled and said, “I know. I’ve known since forever.” I told her that the reason I could not have broken up with my girlfriend for her is because I was afraid she might hurt me too and that Val deserved a chance to redeem herself (Val, of course, did the exact opposite).

So, I will never get Megan no matter what happens and all I can do is hope that what I feel for her dies.

…Poor you. I know this probably means nothing, but I feel for you.

You should start a dead pool!
*punch* Ow!

Nah, it’s cool. I really appreciate it, but I don’t know that it would’ve worked out anyway. I’ll find somebody, I just have to dig up the same patience that held me up while Val tortured me and Sarah went back on our engagement. I’ll be okay.

Exactly.

I am bumping this thread because for some reason the 4th random chat is infront of this one

That’s just wrong

RC4 was ahead of RC5 because two or more complete fucking retards posting under the same handle are fighting for the dubious honor of last post.

Oh, before I forget, HERE’S A SONG!
Hu~rray for me!
I’ve got BlazBlue Cala~mity
Trigger on my bi~cycle!
Oh, it’s just so wo~nderful!
Oh, I can’t wait to play~ this shit!
Unlocking every pa~rt of it!
I once thought of igno~ring it!
Then I found out there was a cute cat girl in it!
Meeeeeeee-ow!
Though, fighters
Aren’t my jive
Thought I might, as well
Take a dive
Af, ter all
I could survive
Without $25.75!
And with my GameStop Edge discount card
It
Real~ly
Was~n’t
Tha~t
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~rd!
*Ka-derp*

Hah! That’s pretty good! Needs to be accompanied by a picture of you swinging around a light pole. xD

Get me in the Skype Chat and I’ll give you a live performance! >:3

I’d probably pass out. I’m anemic off my ass today.

Why? The aforementioned shredded colon have anything to do with it?

There’s a lot of reasons, that being a major one, though I think a lot of it has to do with me only eating once a day now.

Once a day?
The pain’s that bad, huh?

It’s really really complicated to explain it. That’s pain isn’t from eating, it’s from using the bathroom, which I have to do anywhere from ten to twenty times a day. That’s why I’m hesitant to explain the mechanics of this thing. Less food equals less bathroom equals less pain, see?

Oh yeah. The explosive diarrhea. Derp.

Yeah. I leave the house to pick up fast food or something to drink (not alcoholic anymore) but never for very long. I had a job delivering pizzas when it came out of remission last time. That didn’t last much longer.

Huh. Never thought I’d meet a guy who was his own digestive tract’s bitch.

mmmm…pizza

WHY THE HELL DOES CREAM TAKE SO LONG TO WHIP BY HANDAAAAAAAAAGHHGGGHGHGGHAAAGH?!!

Dead forum is dead.










I can’t believe I just said that.

Aww Jerk, I’m sorry that you’re having a crap day… Internet hug?

Here, listen to this. It certainly lifts my spirits!