Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I make exceptions for the people I love/like/am-not-currently-trying-to-kill.

Well if he went through all the trouble to be like good old Abe then I gotta trust him.

ah ninja good to have you back this random threads been a bit slow lately, though another ninja has been keeping watch in here while you were gone so we remain unmolsted by pirates

Hey Ninja*, sup? We got another ninja running around here now, so you have competition. I pop up every now and then, but I can’t stay for long. I get to go white water rafting tomorrow though.

Not much, Comment a Leaving. It’s always nice to have company, though I probably ought to meet this TCN.

Have fun rafting, and make sure you bring some repair kits for your raft. You never know what might happen.


(Hinting at something? Who, me?)

buzzzzz.

I demand the two ninjas duel for supremacy. So sayth the flylord.

Ninjas are dead

Ah, yes….

food for the flies…


buzzz

Gee, we dead guys sure are a talkative bunch then aren’t we?

As for the Duel, it would depend on if he belongs to the same “organization” as I do.

“shrek why are you doing this????”


“im sorry shadow, but this relationship…”


“…is ogre.”

I….damn you if that isn’t awesome.

buzz…

Typically I would stab you in the spleen for a bad word joke like that….but…….I’ll be damned that wasn’t hilarious…..this time you get off with a warning

CANADIANS!!!!!!!!!

why god whyyyyy

sorry jerk i know the shrek puns are way too ogreused

SATAN?

Yes?

…

Hold me?

Sure.

But you don’t look fireproof…

NOOOOO!!!!

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*More expressions of fury that cannot be reproduced here for fear of causing death or inducing coma.*

Some amateur Ninja got his ass in a tight spot, so they had to reassign somebody to help him out. The guy they reassigned was preparing to impersonate a local government official in a sensitive part of the globe. So they need somebody else to impersonate this stupid official. So whose vacation time do they decide to cut short? MIne! I’ve got to leave for ANOTHER WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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calm the shrek down bro its all good

Please explain how. I just get back from TWO WEEKS without BCB, having missed most of the incentive comic’s important points and the founding of a new random chat, but now I’m going to miss it all for ANOTHER WEEK!!!!!! And the last guy didn’t even finish forging his documentation, so I have to finish that before noon tomorrow!

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Oh god. For some reason I have the smell of ear infection in my nose.

It’s… it’s horrible, and the memories! OH GOD that poor dog and the yellow-green…oh…erg…. grag…

buzz

*Pulls out giant flyswatter.*

Don’t interrupt my corny rant about how much my life sucks, even though it really doesn’t.

I didn’t see it, buzz.

and seriously, it’s bad, and yet, I want to smell it again. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE?!

*SWAT!!!*

As of right now, nothing.

poop smells nic

sure does…have to clean it up and gragelphralheahsd

Pfff, ninja, you must realize that not even your kin can destroy that which is legion

BUZZ

@Ace of Flies: Actually, we already did. Except last time it was a demon spawn that said that. It goes right up there with last words like “Fine, I’ll hold it, you light it!”

Besides, everyone knows that a wide-spread flamethrower is perfect for dealing with common household pests that get too uppity.

indeed? a shame, but there’s more where that came from….
buzzz

*Whilst you arm your flamethrower, you hear the sound of fabric flapping in the wind. You turn around, and are greeted with the empty air. Suddenly, the sound is heard again from behind, and a knife is held to your throat. The scent of curry powder and vanilla ice cream is faint on your assailant’s breath.*
So, you wished to meet me, eh? Well, here I am.
Now, let us see how worthy you are of the name “ninja”!

…Wait, who’s who? Which one is *Ninja? (I’m assuming TurnerClassicNinja is due to his post style.)

“Whilst you arm your flamethrower…” should be an obvious clue!
Read the damn posts! U-_-

Read mine!! I “guessed” right!!

Also, for those who like Portal, A Day in the Life of a Turret. Note that the video has an ad before it.

^Correction: may have an ad before it.

It did, and amusing video is amusing.
Sorry I was so irritable, Michigan summers suck! ;A;

Well, I tested the link about three times, and so I had varying results. And a lot of those jokes can only be understood by those who have beaten Portal.

In other news, I may be able to go to E3 next year!!!! W00T!!!

Also, *Ninja, is it possible for you to get Skype? The link issue was fixed, you needed to have SuitCase in your contacts list.

AAAAAAArrrrrrghhhhh!!!!! Disregard my “guess”, TCN is fucking with my mind on Skype!!

Some people have beautiful minds, some people have sharp minds…Icky has a fuckable mind.

Lets hope he used a condom as Icaras no doubt has a filthy, filthy mind

Nah. Icky’s pretty vanilla. But me, my brain makes the dirtiest of your minds look like a nun.

ellos

*As Turner Classic Ninja holds his knife to the Flamethrower-wielder’s throat, he realizes something is amiss. Upon closer examination, the Flamethrower-wielder turns out to be a cleverly-disguised decoy. TCN realizes this too late however, as the Ninja (me), has already begun cutting Ace’s fly horde down to a manageable size. Having accomplished this in less than a second, he turns to TCN, and graces him with a reply.*

Don’t you know anything, TCN? A flamethrower does not need to be “armed” like a bomb or a complex pice of weaponry. The chemicals that it uses are already pressurized and ignite on contact with the air, so there is nothing that needs to be done before use. It’s just point and shoot.

And as much as I’d like the chance to get to know you better, I really don’t have time for a duel at the moment. Maybe once I return next week, but not now.

@Icky: I live in a remote and secluded area of the globe where the only internet connection is via a bipolar satellite that swings between “Well, I might load your web page for you” and “Hell no! I hate you!”
I really just can’t join in on the whole Skype thing.

I’m sorry, TurnerClassicNinja, you cannot complain about Summer. You do not live in Texas.

buzz

intestering fact, in most places flamethrowers are 100% legal, its obtaining the fuel thats difficult
bleh summer, comes to fast for my taste. like hot weather dont like that my birthday is in the summer

Happy Father’s Day, if you know who your father is.

I’m just sayin’.

Awwww my minions left me… Guess I’ll have to be the lord of something else. That’s going to be a weekend thing now, guess I’ll have to figure out what to claim dominion over for next week…

eels they can bite, some can electorcute and some have bacteria laden mouths cause infection, plus they taste awful

Ace Eelord.

Someone was speaking to me in Japanese in my dream, and I don’t even know Japanese. D:
Get out of my miiiiiind! Dx