Bittersweet Candy Bowl

*Drops monocle and glass*

A woman?

*Hides in the corner.*

(Did you have a good day?)

Am I too late for the toast?
TO KNOCKERS

And this is what happens when me and ILB aren’t here to watch you…

Yeah, it was fine.

Good to hear.

*Puts Monocle back on, but doesn’t notice the obvious cracks.*

Man, Check out these Bazooka’s

I think you mean “gazongas”…

You’ve never called breasts bazooka’s?

No, no I haven’t. |D
Nor do I know anyone else that does.

Yeah, well check out these Hooters…

@ LaComi: They’re so round and perky!

I am a trendsetter.

*Looks around at the various people suffering nosebleeds. Still wearing the broken monocle, but know has a ragged top hat as well.*

Nosebleeds? This isn’t some bloody amine series.

The nosebleed is an anime visual metaphor for spontaneous ejaculation.

Damn, Premature ejaculation most be incredibly rampant there then.

In Japan, anyways.

additional evidence to my theory that anime is shit

“Whf Fecal Properties of Anime Theory.”

Aw no melons jokes yet?

Boobies anyone?

Ah, first the titmouse and now the boobies…I’m not fast enough on the responses. Oh well.

Well the ending of Red Dead Redemption was thoroughly depressing, but expected after GTA 4.

Futurama returns, fuckers! Woo!

I forgot, DAMNIT!

The second episode is starting right now.

I will be in the Chamber of Understanding!

WOOHOO HEY DUDES I’M BACK
also guess what guess what I passed my kenpo exam I got a new belt

I’m lonelyish

Hot dog vendors are fonts of sagely wisdom when youve had a few too many

Congrats, Noir.

I have the obscurest Seattle grunge music in all the land.

Uhh….. I can’t think of anything to say to day.

not sure weather to go out to the clubs tonight, last night was the same as last week and the one before that and so on, go have a drink, try to talk to a woman, fail, have another drink, go home alone again, dont know if im up to trying again tonight, b lah, Must try a dating site again i think if anyone knows any good free ones i’ll be gratefull.

now enough of my semidpressed emoness, enough sad i say.

think i shall spend tonight enjoying red dead redemption or maybe try another play through of sakura wars, so long my love on the wii again, i am in the mood for a good romance after all.


what i need is adventure and romance i think, maybe someday

You should become a knight!!!

mayhaps i shall,defending the weak and oppressed and finding a fair maiden does have it’s appeal, and lord knows im due for some adventure in my life,

I had a dream that I was a comic artist and that my comic was like Scott Pilgrim except not about gay Canadians (“Gaynadians&rdquo fighting to date a crack whore.

You could try extreme sports
THEY ARE HELLA FUN
Find yourself a friend that will be your partner in good and bad times and do something that might make normal ppl go WTF.
So many things you can do to make your life interesting
If yomance is what you want then you could go to some good island and act as casanova tryta get girls to like you if you find anythingthat’s worth another day alive then go for it.

freinds are a diffuclt thing to find considering the only ones i have are across the counrty or on this site. went to the bar. ;istened to an okay band, broke down on the street corner a bit and now im here.

blah extreme sports are not my thing as i get freaked out by hights and am not in very good shape from overworking myself and not eating properly

your concern is appreciated though

and Jerk your dream was most likely influenced by the recent commercials and previews for the movie as well as a deep seated desire to create something your own, i suggest you look into creative writting or something/ Oh and your all awsemome by the way, just thought you should know

You are very drunk, Triplesmex.

yes and im sorry, its difficult at times, seeing all the happy people and not quite knowing that. enough of that though, whats new Jerk?

Oh, I’m not happy. I’m miserable. I have to stab my stomach with needles every day for the rest of my life starting next week and one of my absolute best friends in the whole world is dying. I just don’t like to talk about it except for rare candid moments like this.

And I don’t care that you’re drunk, I just feel bad that you feel bad. ‘Cause you’re a good guy and you’re dealing with your own shit.

I;ll be fine my freind and you have no need to worry about me so, though know it’s appreiated. Trust me you are awseome and talking to you helps,, in the end you may just be the best of us all, and these problems will seem so small when you get where you will inevetiably go, THings will get better more so than you know

Jerk, I probably shouldn’t ask, but how exactly is that “stab my stomach with needles” thing supposed to work?

1. Insert needle into stomach.
2. Inject medicine with which the needle should be filled.
3. ???
4. Profit.

Why am I not surprised? -_-u

That’s literally all I know about how it works.

Dude, considering this is gonna be a daily thing, shouldn’t you know more about the process? You know, SINCE YOU’RE STABBING FUCKING NEEDLES IN YOUR STOMACH?!

You’d think so, right? But no. Whole thing is so new that I’m not really sure what it does. I know what all my other medications do down to the chemical interaction, I’ll get the hang of this one.

Well, what exactly are you afflicted with? You’ve never been to clear about that… I might be able to help you figure out how it works if you give me some details as to what’s being treated… Ellipsis…

Crohn’s. :|

Oh, yeah, I think you told us already… My bad! ^_^

S’okay.

I watched “Law Abiding Citizen” yesterday, and, you know, they play “Imminence Front” by The Who at a crucial scene. Just bitchin’. I loved that movie but the ending sucked. Needs more “Silence of the Lambs.”

argh rough night all around last night

Guess who is not really caring right now.


Yep, Jerk.


I, on the other hand, am very sorry that you had such a bad night. Maybe your days will be brighter soon?