Bittersweet Candy Bowl

…I hope things improve for all of you…

s’alright, better times are ahead, im sure of it, staus hungry…solution soup!

Tacos Here!

He knows I care, I just didn’t know what to say that. Still don’t.

Thesaurus, maybe?

I didn’t know inflicting fear on 2 16 year old kids with as much militar training as me in a pitch black dark house would be so fun, I gave my friends 2 nerf rifleswith flashlights and told them to hunt me and they got so scared they ended up splitting and trying to find the door I got em both

That’s a normal saturday night with friends for me (more militar training is the other option, I learned 1 of them sucks shooting a real handgun and the other one is fucking good better than me :S)

One of my cousins has Crohn’s disease

In other news, it has once again dawned on me that I’m the captain of the Fail Boat.
What else is new, right?

What is crohn’s disease?
(forgive my ignorance but I know little about medical stuff)

@ Just Visiting Joe: As long as he knows, why should it matter that I say anything?

@ Noir: It’s a digestive disease.

@ TCN: I’m sorry about that. Would a musical parody cheer you up? Neaaaaaar, faaaaaar, where eeeeever you aaaaaare…

*Torpedoes the Titanic.*

What, you thought it was an iceberg that sunk it?

It might have been the Jews.

Twas the ice trolls, Celine Dions accused signing awoke them from deep ageless slumber and they attacked full of wrath

Que?

?

I believe that was supposed to be a sign…

?What’s love got to do with it!??

….No idea, on a side note: I just laughed so hard that tequila came out of my nose…It certainly cleared up my cold.

Why so funny? (Pun off of why so serious if you couldn’t tell)

Friends, Friends, Friends, Friends….(another parody.)

Chilling with friends, though this is probably the 6th drink I’ve had this year. Not a big drinker, but I haven’t seen some of these guys for over a year.

Ah I see, real life. On a more random side note, I have actually been writing and am about half way through the next chapter of MoRM. Yay! This is way over due but I am definantly getting there.

Cool, looking forward to that, and your MMG.

I have some pretty cool deaths in my head and like 22 playible characters. So lots of deaths in this one, I think that was one of the main problems with the last ones, we were to afraid to kill off people and give clues so no one every really knew who the killer was until 20 names had been guessed so I have a lot of people to kill off. Yay!

I have to agree with you there, and I’m glad you’re crossing that supposed taboo.

Yeah that’s right, no one is safe from my evil grip! Mwahahahahaha!

Kinky. :o

Hey Jerk, haven’t seen you around here in while, sup?

Nothin’ much. I guess I’m going to Missouri or something this weekend? I don’t know. Nobody tells me anything. x(

How’re you?

What’s in Missouri?

If you dont know where you are going is it considered kidnapping?

Uh I’m fine, just got back from summer school and making real friends. Lol i jest, i jest. I love you guys too.

@ (nameless): My grandma’s house. She passed away a week into January of this year, so we’re going up to clean it out a bit and shoot off fireworks some place that won’t spontaneously combust.

@ LaComi: Oh ha ha. ;p I guess technically it’s not, I mean, I don’t care. I’ll get to set stuff on fire for a few days. That’s always neat.

Also, I’m reading “Berserk” right now. Damn, but this is a depressing manga.

Ah I hate dead people house cleaning. Actually, I like it, it lets you take a peak into someone else’s life from a perspective you couldn’t get anywhere else: By hawking all their crap.

Oh and trust me I consider you guys my friends too, I have to defend my self against a room full of pissy girls last week to prove it too.

Ah, dead people and their stuff… Such delightful topics of conversation!

@Jerk: Ever been to Wyoming? They have Liquor/Fireworks shops as soon as you cross the border from Utah. Fireworks and heavy alcohol in one store…nothing can possibly go wrong with that combination
Fireworks are sadly very illegal in most of California

@Jerk, hey it’s normal around here.

@No name, That is an awesome combination.

@Comment: I have to go back to Wyoming someday

@ LaComi: Up until you find their dirty, sexy secrets. Example: my friend found his older sister’s dildo as a kid and didn’t know what it was. FRIDGE HORROR. xD

@ (nameless): It’s been over a decade, I think. :o OH GAWD, I’m so old. ;-; (Ignore me, Triplesmex! <3)

? Gettin kinda creepy…

@Jerk, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Squick.

waves old man cane around, You damn kids and our internets!!!
Actually had to buy myself a nac brace so my spine wouldnt yell at me at work anymore, just whispers angrily now. Bah the in charge perosn off for a month for shoulder surgery, and the freezer persons off for a week for vacation so now i have two other peoples work to do besides my own byt still only one paycheck

Aw poor ole’ Triplesexy.

*<.< >.>*

Nothing’s changed then.

Hey Ninja! Oh look, I show up in the Random chat and all the boys follow. *Begins playing ‘Milkshakes’*

@ Triplesmex: Bollocks.

@ LaComi: I learned a valuable lesson from that: stay out of a woman’s things because women own gross things.

@ Ninja: HOSHIT LOOK WHO IT IS.

I need a job

@Jerk, damn right! That is why you never look in a lady’s purse, it is often a portal to hell.

Tampons. Freaking Jesus. *turns red*

You are a disturbing person Jerk…