Bittersweet Candy Bowl

We all are No name, welcome to the family. Just keep away from my purse.

yes women can be just as bad if not worse as men when it comes to disgusting secrects

Too…many responses…my giggle gland…overfloweth… D:

*Rereads this thread.*

You guys seem to have tried very hard to disappoint me. I can’t even make good sarcastic remarks about creepy stuff you find when looking through a dead person’s possessions!


Wait, THAT’S where I put my last poison dart! Sorry about your grandma, Jerk.

*Well, maybe just one sarcastic comment…*

No giggling Jerk, laugh like a really man!

hey if any glands start overflowing be sure to clean up after yourself,

“really man”?

Oh god I have missed you guys so much….

You sure about that, my Spanish Communist of a friend?


>D>

@ LaComi: My laugh is fucking awesome on so many levels. I laugh the way villains wish they could laugh. I’m like the Golden Mean for evil laughs.

@ Ninja: Okay. You are a magnificent bastard.

@ NoCommie, *Gasp* My evil twin, No Comment

Awwww, why thank you Jerk!

You should all be noticing something about now…

…Is someone impostering our *Ninja?!

Sup with all the JVJs? Wait, Jerk!

No, try again. And use your brain this time, please. I know you have a very effective one.

Oh god so many screen names!!

Aha, I see what you did there.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

I think it’s Triplesmex. :p

How many people are actually in this thread? I just can’t tell any more, everyone is blending together for me.

no im only myself today, just woke up an hour ago so no way i could be so many folk right now

*Facepalm*

Shit! Did you guys get dumber in my absence or were you merely lulled into a false sense of security?

Unless this too is faked and a clever bit of misdirection on my part…

Wait, is it Icky? I haven’t seen him around lately…

Ah okay. I just remembered the Rugworthy thing is all. Maybe (nameless)? I dunno, he’s a sigh fetishist right?

Does this mean I really don’t have an evil twin? Sad face…

Have these idiot gotten dumber or just louder?
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Dumber sir!

Oh my, this is FUN!

Define “evil twin,” please.

Opposite me, so really good twin I think.

Ninja is your evil twin. It could easily really be Ninja, except for one telling mistake: it’s Hysteria*SarcasticNinja, or whatever it is he uses when commenting. I forget.

EDIT: SHIT I’VE BEEN NINJA’D Dx AVENGE MEEEE

EDIT 2: It might be a mirror if she’s using steroids. :[

if your reflection suddenly has a goatee, its not a mirror

Well, I’m a boy, so that must help. But I’m already your unofficial nemesis from earlier. (As if you haven’t already guessed&hellip

But he has a goatee, I only have a mustache!! *gasp* He really is evil! Fight time!

Man, you guys are so entertaining today! I love update days, I really do!

fear the negacommie!!!!

fuck you

Quick guys! I need a hand in defeating my evil twin, give me some moves!

It’s not an update day. =/

@whf: Same to you, good sir!

@Jerk: Technically it is where I am.

@ LaComi: DO A BARREL ROLL.

It’s Ninja alright. The original recipe.

Hit the weak spot for massive damage!!!

Negacommie show yourself!! We must battle to the death!

Hahahaaa! Your Barrel rolls are no match for my Crazy Ivan!

Hah. “La Capitalist?”

Of course not, I have yet to change into my magical alter-ego, cue Spanish Sailor Moon music!!


I become….LaCommie!

No silly Jerk, El Republican…

@Jerk: NonCom works much better.

@Leaving a Comment: EAT THE RUSSIAN TORPEDOES OF UNRELIABLE DEATH!!!!

The best I can do is summon the “I am the Frito Bandito” jingle and a curtain to cover your shame as you change.

Nice Try NonCom, but here’s a taste of my Super Idealist Attack! Communism is great in theory! Here is a 32 point slide show of why….