Bittersweet Candy Bowl

HAH! You Spaniards forgot that I am am immune to the Idealism attack because I am a Russian Non-Commissioned officer (hence “NonCom&rdquo. I counter by sticking bright red stars all over everything!

Well here is some light reading for you, Go Animal Farm!

well it’s been fun but i have to go to work again, keep fighting the good fight without me

I respond by collectivizing your farms! Try that double-dose of idealism and mass starvation!

Go Farmville, Go!

Night Triplesexy, I shall protect you from the evil rampages while you go be a productive member of society!!

Ha! Well then I will just call on an old friend of mine to help, go Mussolini!

Mussolini fails when faced with the ruthless force that is Stalin!

I choose you, Robo-Churchill!

Not when he transforms into…Mussatron!!

Unless supported by a Robo-Truman and a NATO alliance, the only thing Robo-Churchill can do is give “Iron Curtain” speeches.


As for you, La Commie, see if you can deal with 100,000 T-34s!

By using my force-field producing dog of course!!

Communist fleas, nuff said.

I’m wondering if LaComi had that thought independently of me or if I inspired her to insert Transformers references.

Advantex, stop fleas in a heartbeat.

Independent Jerk, great minds think alike.

Communists never submit to weak capitalist pesticides!

And take this!

CUBANS WITH NUKES!!!!!!!!

Maybe I’m your evil twin. Except you’re already evil what with bein’ a woman and all, so I’m just stupid, lazy twin.

Nice try NonCom but I pull out, Kennedy Bluff!

Oh haha Jerk.

I use Assassinate and Remove Turkish Nukes with “Oswald Acted Alone” for cover to deal a TRIPLE DAMAGE COMBO!!!!!!!!!

I counter with REAGANOMICS!!

That’s not an effective method of birth control, LaComi. You could still knock him up and get him buttpreg.

Great Idea Jerk! But that is called incest and illegal in most states- oh wait that’s right, I live in Tennessee!

You leave me no choice, La Commie.

I use LOGICAL FAIL!!!!!

You are a Spanish Communist and as such do not benefit from REAGANOMICS. You just killed us both.

Viva La Revolution!

Oh well I guess I have to end this the only way I know how…

FALCON PPPPPAAAANNNNNCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!

Fox’s reflector.

No, just no you are dead.

I’m aweful talkative for a dead guy, don’t you think?

Actually, I’m dead too now. But that was a sacrifice I was willing to make for my country.

Sorry, but I didn’t want this to end just yet.

Did you just bump up a thread that was already on top?

No, I’m a necromancer. You can take off that silly sheet now.

Aw but I don’t want to!!! Boo!

he sure did

This is over NOW!

I think we have a ghost problem boys…Who you gonna call?

Well, what’s going on with you guys?

I died defending the world, you?

I engineered the entire thing for my own enjoyment. Including most of the silly one or two post screen names.

Well now I know the secret identity of my evil twin. Even if that happens to be a ninja.

Knowing that the secret identity of you evil twin is in fact someone with a secret identity is usually considered less than useful.

But didn’t you know already?

Wait, does this mean that I am a ninja too?!

It’s Hysterectomy(uterus-free*Ninja*) :O

…said Jumping Vagina (Jerk).

The funny thing is I have little girl ninjas all over my shirt right now. Awesome.

Does that count as creepy since you’re a girl or just as a coincidence?





[Lesbian Ninja Sex? No, I didn’t mean that! Honest!]

HOOBOY. OH GAWD.

Coincidence, or maybe fate.

Destiny.






By Calvin Klein.

Another funny thing? That is my best friend’s name. Hahahahahahaha!