Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I heard that The Joker is so insane that one of the most powerful telepaths in the DC universe nearly had a brain hemorrhage using all the power it took to make him sane for just ten minutes.

I wouldn’t waste my time on such an attempt…Besides, I have enough trouble traversing the depths of my own mind.

They say the jokers insanity is such that it counts as a superpower, in one else worlds story everyone loses theyre powers and he becomes sane (im a dork yay!!!)

also as for Jerk’s legal advice i’d listen he did win the well known Gnomes v Tom Jone’s case back in 1486

Well I’m going boating/fishing/noodling/alligator wrestling/badger stomping/…..

Boating and fishing anyway, so take care everyone.

Agent Nein does not approve of your mind Sean.

It was just a civil suit. They’d both developed their own “Sex Bombs” independently, you see.

I was born under a comet that returns every 85 years, the last time it came was during the death of Mark Twain (the one that wasn’t so “greatly exaggerated&rdquo.

it says here in your unauthorized Autobiography Good Hard Lovin: Of Jerks and the Moon, (available now!) That you were born of a she bear and an active volcano……no mention of a comet though

Spoiler alert: it’s in the sequel. And that volcano used to be on a little island called Thera. Maybe you’ve heard of it?

Don’t bring me dowwwwwn
Brrrruce!

Random Chat, now with 50% more Random! Like that “Jasmine Facial” ad thing at the bottom of the page…I’m now scanning my comp for virus’ just to be sure…

There’s another Jasmine Facial ad in the NSFW thread, but that’s different, I think.

Christ. Five years ago today was the best day of my life.

Iv’e determined that one of the Arabic guys who works with has gotten tired of trying to learn english or even speech his own language, he now simply mumbles and occasionaly makes buzzing sounds in order ot communicate. Either that or he has been replaced with a Bee drone from Zypok 7.


Ah sweet memories of what once was, eh jerk? been in the old reminice zone myself at times

About a third of my good stories come out of a twenty four hour period that happened five years ago. The “threesome” joke and the “oh yeah, my girlfriend had to get things out of her car and forgot where she parked it” joke (both probably in the Victory Thread) took place within that time frame.

Just stopped Kids from killing themselves with fire works, sigh this use to be so much more fun when I didn’t give a damn what happened to me….

Shit…Just stopped the students renting the house across our street from shooting mortars at our house and roman candles at our car.

Sounds like a fun night for all.

: /

Happy Independence day all!!

Isn’t it time for a new random chat?… GO COMMIE MAKE IT NOW

Is it? This one is still loading fine so I thought we were going to keep it for a while.

I dunno, it’s over 1,260 so… that’s something. Random chat 5 was pretty small if i remember

Yeah but it had a lot of pictures in it, if this one is still loading fine for everyone I don’t want to make another one till it causes a problem.

It loads fine on my end. In any case, work tomorrow. Take care everyone.

Night Sean, and don’t forget that the new MMG starts early tomorrow morn!

Commie, was that you who started watching me on DevArt? Someone started watching me but I don’t know who they are D:

My crowning moment of awesome five years ago: pulling two girls behind me when a bag of mortar shells a few feet away started to explode because I didn’t know how far the fire would go or what it would do exactly. I fucking rule.

Nope Scarfy it wasn’t me, I forget to follow people on DA.

Nice Jerk, is this story going to end with “And then I boned both of them.”?

Just one of them, about a week a before.

*Snaps fingers* Aw I really wanted to say “That’s our Jerk!” And have a canned audience laugh if you said yes…

And the characters for the new MMG are up if anyone cares.

Looks good. Nice character pics by the way.

The closest I ever came to a threesome was when a girlfriend of mine asked me to perform phone sex for her and another girl at the same time basically to resolve a debate that I was sexier than her boyfriend. It was super effective. If I’d pressed my luck, I might’ve been able to get a threesome out of that but I missed my chance. I don’t regret it though because that girlfriend turned out to be a colossal bitch.

That’s our Jerk! *Canned laughter*

Thanks Sean, I like the Daisy and Lucy ones, but Mike’s is weird from the pants down. I forgot to give him a crotch! D:

Meh, he’s just one of those guys who tucks it in and pretends to be a woman. There is a reason Lucy’s always beating him.

@Jerk:

Now you should set your goals even higher and go for a fivesome.

Bahahahaha, that still doesn’t explain why his pants are completely missing a waist but okay.

He had a hip reduction to fit his lifestyle choice.

You know, Sean is one of those people who if I met in real life, I would be split between killing him on the spot to save the world from this insane terror or giving him superpowers and seeing what kind of fucked-up hero/villain he would make.

…Interesting, very interesting…

Don’t you feel that way about some people?

Indeed good sir, you back for good or only a little while?

Maybe for a week or so, my summers are insanely busy. Something about their being more time for people to get around to hiring that assassin they’d always threatened to use. That or my Sensei just hates my guts more when its warmer…

Ah Ninja i knew the soulfull allure of the foruoms would lure you back to us,

Seans not so bad, he seems to be getting better. Still a little overeager with the posting at times . but over all improved..kind of like those tiny birds you see divebombing dogs ten times their size if they get to close to their nests.

Didn’t I say I’d be back when I left!!!!

Doesn’t take a genius to predict something I told you was going to happen!!!!!!!!!

Hey, play nice boys…

Fine…

*Puts acid-filled water balloons away.*

You should have been *sarcastic Ninja there.

But why would I be sarcastic when my true love of the internet made a reasonable and polite request of me?

Oh sorry I read that as “Puts acid in water balloons” Okay yeah, no need to be sarcastic there.

Ninja’s are known for theire deceptive tactics, how could we tell if you even left? or if you were taken out of the game by one of those Black Sparrow ninjas? (Unaffiliated with clans basicly mercinaries, rouges and Nordic fishermen)

good to have you back to keep the other ninjas in check, something tells me with summer here the pirates shall have an eaier time making shore

I’m sort of surprised that you didn’t Leave a Comment about the “true love of the internet” bit. Was that being too sarcastic? Or are you just uncomfortable with that kind of thing?

*Looks suave in a manner that shows he is kidding.*

Oh I see what you did there… No I just assumed you were kidding.