Bittersweet Candy Bowl

The only way you could tell if I hadn’t left would be that I would Never have let you get away with what you did in my absence.

Pirates? Bah! They’ll be too busy getting drunk in the Caribbean to pose a threat!

@LaCommie: I admit that I may have been acting in bad taste…

Naw it’s cool I’m use to by now, I am one of the only girls on the internet after all. XD

Yes the random chat does seem to be a wee bit of a sausage fest, their are probably a few unknown or unidentified womens out there (ninjas?)

@ Sean: In forum canon, I’ve already done that. Worst. Forumite. Shipping. Ever.

@ LaComi: The other being Icaras.

@*Ninja: Everyone on the internet has a penis. No exceptions. (Except sometimes it’s just an e-peen instead of an actual phallus).

SHUT UP, GOLDWULF!!!! I’M NO LESBIAN!!!!

of course not ninjas are from Japan not Libia

@Jerk, not if I turn you all into girls again.

@ Goldwulf: She’s from the Isle of Labia, pronounced la-BEE-uh.

@ LaComi: You stay away from my Stevie Ray Vaughan with those scissors. D:

@Goldpuppy:Technically, we, the Ninja, are an international organization now. But I’m not from Lesbos(Which is the Island you are thinking of, otherwise it would be Libian[not an actual place, though there is a Libya]).

@Jerk: Nice to see you again too.

IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN NINJA, I’M SHOWING MY EMOTIONS FOR REAL

You named it?!

He’s my pride and joy.

Ah of course, i got confused, you now how you ninjas are with confusion and what not,
you cxertainly seem to have excited Jerk today, thats always a good thing

mine is named the destroyer

You are such a goofball, jerk.

@Leaving a Commendation: Of course he did, are you surprised?

No but that is a really weird name…

Again, are you surprised?

Again no, I just like to point things out and act over dramatic.

Same, just not so subtly.

Does this mean I’m a better ninja than you?

No, but a subtle joke is less likely to be detected by the degenerates who frequent the internet most often.

If you knew me as well as I do, it’d make perfect sense.

1. Stevie Ray Vaughan was from Texas.
2. My dad met him in an Austin blues bar before he was famous.
3. He was an awesome guitarist.
4. He died tragically early, which immortalized him.

Oh okay then, it slighty creeps me out that you named it after a real person.

@Ninja:
Sorry if my insanity comes off strong in here. When I spend everyday being serious at work from 9-7 or later, the insanity has got to come out somewhere. However I could try to make my conversations drab and incredibly dull if you wish.



But in all seriousness I don’t receive much feedback on areas that need improvement, so just say something if I’m becoming annoying, disturbing, bat-shit crazy, etc.

If you’re not creeped out by the way I live my life then I’m doing something completely wrong.

The sweetest, kindest girl I have ever known is passing away soon. I’ve spilled my heart to her and there’s nothing left for me to do but pray to anything or anyone that might listen that this girl gets everything she deserves, even if that only means and end to her suffering. That’s all.

Your friend who went back to the middle east? I’m sorry, have a hug. *Hugs*

I love her and I don’t think it’s fair. She’s barely twenty-two. But…I think she was one of those rare people you meet that are too good for this world, so it’ll be okay. I shared three years of my life with her. If life is cruel, it’s cruel in my favor.

I’m sorry things have turned out this way…I’ll pray for her and you have my support.

*nonheavy sigh* (the very opposite of my *heavy sigh*)

I’ve lost so much weight that I’m wearing my belt on the very last buckle and my pants are still falling off. It’s been something like ten pounds since last month, to the best of my knowledge.

Is this a good thing? Should you be eating more sir?

Energy drinks, high calories but drink too much and they throw your metabolism out of wack. Combine that with an already present digestive disorder…

I’m not creeped out by the way you live; just the way you describe it.


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EDIT: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU—

UBER NINJA’D!!!!!!!!

I eat once a day still and I haven’t had an energy drink in at least a week. However, this was the week I started using those medicine needles. Turns out I don’t have to use them everyday, just a certain number every two weeks or so. Last time it was four, which isn’t a problem because I’m not a pussy.

may i suggest a multivitamin supplement if your eating less, could do a world of good

Multivitamins don’t do much because the body can’t absorb them as readily as it can with the same nutrients coming from grown foods. Which is why meat / beans are a better source of protein than pills, for example.

Ima stick with the energy drink theory, body doesn’t recover in a week especially if you start f***ing it up with other things. Try eating foods that are naturally high in calories, or drinking…
JAMBA JUICE! There is a delicious solution with many of their smoothies high in both calories and vitamins. Also they will probably go easier on the digestive system than solid food

Hey: would anti-biotics come into that equation? I’ve been on them for two weeks and they’ve been making me sick as Hell, which is part of the reason I don’t eat much.

…start with the small smoothies and work your way up

No, I meant prescription antibiotics. I’m on Flagyl right now.

If it messes with the gastrointestinal tract its very possible, how long are you on it for? Also (for me anyway) side effects of drugs tend to lessen as my body adapts…not happening I presume?

Plus I wasn’t aware that Flagyl was made to be injected.

I’ve been on it for two weeks and I’ll be on for another two weeks (and Flagyl always makes me feel like crap no matter how long I’m on it). Also, it’s Humira [sp?] that I have to inject. One tiny directly into the stomach, holding the button down until the yellow strip stops moving or it won’t have used all the medicine.

Nausea, headaches, and diarehea are side affect of Flagyl acording to this site at least, so im afraid thats probably whats making you fee; like shit these days, but given the danger of takeing the second medication when you could have an infection its probably for the best to tough it out sorry

Does anyone know a proxy server that will let me use MSN?

is noone around?!? D:

I just watched my favorite villain (Gloucester) deliver my favorite line in my favorite play (Richard III) by one of my favorite actors (Ian McKellan) in a movie adaptation of said play and the director just God damned RUINED it. “Yes, I think it should start out as a happy speech and gradually devolve into deranged mumbling. Hmm.” No. The play begins that he was mumbling to himself in the first place, that where the irony comes in when he says “made glorious summer by this sun of York.” He wasn’t happy about it, he was furious because the world they created after the war wasn’t for him and, what’s more that “sun/son” of York was just the pretty boy everyone rallied behind. Gloucester was the brains behind the operation, which if you know how the rest of the play goes shows that you do not fuck with Gloucester. (But Ian McKellan looking in a mirror, grinning, telling himself how if he must be a villain he will be the most badass villain of all time sends chills down my spine.)

I’m still not sure what’s so dangerous about Humira. I’ve seen my doctor twice and she only ever obliquely referred to side effects or medicine function other than “you need to use this now.”

@ Lisa: I’m sorry, I hardly even know what a proxy is, much less where one is.

..what!?

hey Jerk, I know you don’t join our skype sessions, but do you own skype?
could you pm Toasty for me? tell him to check his dA notes kthx ^^

IF you have skyope that i

I’ll see if I can, I don’t know if I have his address or not.