Bittersweet Candy Bowl

This was going to be a collaborative work anyway. Maybe we all draw a piece and then put it together? Iunno, just brainstorming.

Photoshoping them together would work…Themes anyone… Simple smiling and waving characters together or something?

She won’t be back until something like August 2nd, we’re kind of tackling this a wee bit early. I say we keep it in mind but shelf it until the week before she comes back, then we can talk about it again. There’s always room for dissonance or whatever, so she might come back sooner or later than that date, so we have no way to be sure we could keep it a surprise. Which is almost disappointing.

For the record, if shooped images of LeBron James with stigmata and a cross start popping up around the internet, I want you to know that it was my idea that inspired it.

Just sign my name *heavy sigh* on any future card…

damn dentist a butcher, went in for a crown fitting and he just tore the crap out of my tooth before putting a temp on, you know if not going to be a pleasent experience when you hear the dentist say “I cant see the tooth, there’s too much blood in the way” Damn my resistance to painkillers

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@Leaving a Comment:

Is Davis one of the killers? (footprints and other clues.)

Sean that is cheating!! And no he is not.

Alright… I think Justin just got it. Sorry.

Hello, I’m bored.



Calamari

be less bored, your a ninja

Men’s Health Magazine is a lot like “Where’s Waldo.” Except instead of wading through character faces for a specific face, you wade through pictures of douchebags and articles written by douchebags for legitimate health tips.

Let me save you the trouble: diet and exercise. If you’re doing something that makes you sweat a lot until you’re too weak to move anymore, you’re probably burning a lot of calories doing it, no? And yes, double entendre intended. That counts as legitimate exercise too if you do it right.

my brother has a subscription to mens health , it is quite possibly the most homoerotic magazine available.

welp calgary stampede is here and a giant parade is in front of my apartment building, oh joy and rapture i had to push my way through a crowd just to get into my apartment

Picture’s will be forethcoming

There was a great moment in football that spawned a quote that should’ve caught on. LSU Auburn versus UT, Longhorn defensive line makes the Razorback offense fuck up a major pass on just a few yards from their own goal, Longhorn defense coach Will Muschamp yells, famously: “BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER!”

You’re only aloud to yell this during a Crowning Moment of Awesome, the more violent the better.

There is another girl here in the forums. I demand she come here now so I may hug her. I’m lonely in this sauagefest….

As a general rule I avoid these types of thread, and I think here shall be little different. People just tend to get a little bit wierd in them.

we are an odd bunch, but mostly well meaning

JERK LISTEN 2 DAT SHIT OR IMMA FUCKING UNG UNGUNG GUNGU GNUGNG

I listened to all of them now. Day of the Lords was the best of the lot, in my oh-so-humble opinion. That said, that last video? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY?!

On a related note, have you ever heard “Epitaph?” I just kind of assumed you had what with being familiar with King Crimson and all.

I hesitate to listen to songs people suggest to me because when I was a kid my dad would force me to listen to whatever music he felt I should listen to for hours on end with only an outdated visual display to accompany it. I am not exaggerating. His record was about twelve hours.

I SORRY JERK!!! I wish I hadn’t broken your wish but I did cause I’m a terrible person…..

No, I apologize. I really did cross a line on that one.

It wouldn’t be you if you didn’t cross it though.

I cross lines that you can laugh at, even if somewhat uncomfortably. What I did was malicious.

I thought that was the goal of that thread, which is why I’ve avoided it…However given what you’ve been through, especially recently, there is really no reason to beat yourself up over it. It may be awkward for a bit, but people will get over it.

Thanks Sean. This year has been getting progressively crueler each month, it’s ridiculous. This did provide an interesting opportunity to learn something new about my mom: particularly how kindly or leniently she treats you is inversely proportional to how badly you need to be treated with kindness or lenience.

yea i know epitaph
that whole album is great

Moms are funny that way it’s a woman thing. I think it’s cause we want to help you by doing it wackiest possible way. Just go with, sometimes it helps and some times it doesn’t but in their own way most moms mean best.

No prob. Honestly I hope you get some good news soon, being caught in a perpetual shit storm sucks…Been there, but things tend to look up…just not until you’ve been Fd in the A enough times.

In any case I think either the sites been lagging out due to the excess number of threads, or my service is being touchy again.

I have to share this one little tidbit not out of self-pity but just because it’s so stupidly over-the-top: within the first week of this year my grandmother, whom I had lived with for twelve years, passed away on the exact same day that my favorite sports team lost the single biggest game of the year. The latter is by no means an equal loss to the former, but I was almost impressed with the outright “insult-to-injury” of it all. I don’t know. Maybe it’s something that only makes sense to me.

I have a sort of “good luck mantra” as a way of tempting fate in the opposite direction. In the same vein as “How could this get any worse?” I think, “What could possibly redeem this year for me?”

Refresh caused a double post. Fuuuuuuuuck.

Lag is awful…I’ll talk to you guys later, chilling with friends currently.

Take it easy, Sean.

Lag, eh? Maybe we need a new random chat?

Names!

I propose Final Fantasy Chat: It Never Ends

Submitted for your consideration:

“Random Chat 6: Not Without My Anus”
“Random Chat 6: The Tenchi Solution”
“Random Chat 6: It Never Ends”
“Random Chat 6: Shit Just Got Real”
“Random Chat 6: Pronounced Ran-Dumb Chat Six”

damn my brother had two guests the size of five guests over to wtach the parade, this is a tiny apartment and is not suited for a large number of large people.

random chat 6: The Chatmagedon

If we don’t come to a consensus by midnight CST tomorrow, I’m taking initiative with Tenchi Solution #2. Everybody fucks everybody, The End. Successfully shipping two characters is good, successfully shipping all characters is best.

I like Lenalee a lot better before she became the Half-Naked Damsel-in-Distress. And before all her hair got burned off (or maybe the Innocence is powered by hair?). =/

As a graduation present to myself, I’m going to buy some teashades, a pince-nez, an awesome hip flask, an expensive bottle of tequila and possibly a new hat, because it’ll roughly coincide with christmas, halloween, hannukkah, new year’s eve, ramadan and my birthday, none of which I celebrate.

I also need help finding ideographs if anyone’s interested.

*heavy sigh* Jerk, *heavy sigh*