Bittersweet Candy Bowl

She’s got it bad, bad, bad…
She’s hate for teacher.

I didn’t make a lewd joke. Weird, huh?

awwwwww
that indeed makes me feel better
though I still feel sad for you guys :/

I don’t get that one

Well, that’s how it goes, whatcha gunna do. Perhaps I’ll be around for the next magical times of skype. Perhaps not. We’ll see.

It’s a Van Halen song. The normal lyrics are “hot for teacher.” But I’ve been good lately and I chose not to imply that.

I’m in school for the next 9 hours T^T

Christ. I have internet classes. But when I don’t have those, I can skip pretty much whenever I want. Because I’m a state-registered cripple.

what#?

school starts again monday for me

ADA: Americans with Disabilities Act. I’m covered by it, so they have to acknowledge me or face a lawsuit they’d lose so fast neither side would even need lawyers.

wow

interesting

ha just finished a map of Civilization III, I love that game

I’m trying to change for the better, starting with my handle. “J” is for “Johnny” but I didn’t feel like writing out the whole thing. I’m going to try to cut back on my swearing too. I can’t really explain why, I just feel it’s something I need to do.

Plus, you’re all enough my friends now that you can refer to me by the name my friends call me. Or just “Jerk.” Either way.

Gonna see if I can’t get some painkillers on Friday. If you knew how messed up my organs, you’d know how hardcore (and stupid) it is that I keep working out anyway.

Bah, not swearing is easy once you get into the habit.
I myself finally shed my old addictive painkillers, my new ones aren’t habit forming but thet are also less effective.

I know it is, but I use it as an anger management vent. It’s…frustrating not being able to swear (at least for me) because you feel that much more impotent when something happens that makes you mad.

What were you on before, if you don’t mind me asking?

LisAnger

LisaInSchoolAgain: L.I.S.A.

Hello again, folks ^_^

It’s ILB, it’s ILB, gettin’ ready to rock that M-I-C
She say, “You other rappers ain’t got shit on me!”

Sorry, Lisa! ;-; I did not mean to make crap-posts in your art thread. I have the overwhelming desire to explain myself at the expense of thread derailing.

I’m initiating a self-censoring impulse in regard to lewd jokes. ARGH. >(

Umm… yeah sorry about that too. =P

MMG4: Death Likes Boys

Hee. Most of the victims so far have been females. ^_^

Maybe, but this is MMG3. I predict that MMG4 will go after the cute, submissive boys first and then the bishies.

Anything involving females getting murdered makes me uncomfortable. Does that make me sexist?

That depends entirely on your reasons. ^_^

I…don’t know my reasons. It just sparks some kind of inexplicable revulsion in me.

In other news, I’m going ahead and getting my hair cut today because my friend Megan is too busy making mwah mwah mwah with her boyfriend and went from ditching me outright to ceasing to respond to me altogether.

God, I hate my IRL friends.

…

(Johnny is just jealous, and still has a crush on her even though he knows she can be a bitch.)

That’s cute. ^_^

WTF is MMG? …Mega Man Gear?
Seriously, I’m that clueless! ;_;

@ ILB: Yeah, this is me back in my non-callus, trying-to-be-polite-and-not-vulgar, ultimately worthless gentleman form, where I can be cute instead of enthusiastically vile.

@ TCN: Murder Mystery Game, I think.

I figured as much, Johnny. ^_^

See, that’s what Megan calls me. For some reason she thought I was Arab, and was enraged to find out I was not because she felt I had mislead her. (I used to use the handle “Caliph Leonardo al-Rashid” after Arabian Nights…to be fair, I also used “Chief Justice Leonardo&rdquo.

Hee. Justice. ^_^

I picked that one when the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court retired and I nominated myself for the position.

Didn’t go your way, though?

They made a serious mistake. I would’ve made a great emperor.

I mean chief justice.

Why Leonardo, though?

That was my handle before Johnny Vincero. John (Johnny) from a William Faulkner character, Vincero from the concluding lines of Pavarotti’s rendition of “Turandot Act 3: Nessun Dorma!” It’s Italian for “I will succeed” or “I will win.” I picked up this handle in 2007, but I picked up Leonardo Dokkins from a girl who suggested it when I felt I had to change everything about who I am. She named me after her cat, because she said we had the same personality (whatever that means).

The Summer of 2002 is an entire epic story in itself, but I’ll hold on to that one for a less depressing time.

You’ve lived a full life, haven’t you?



(I’m trying to cut down on the “^_^&rdquo

That summer alone I climbed a mountain and spent a week in an insane asylum against my will. So yeah, I look back on it as an adventure.

(Don’t bother. The smileys suit you. n_n)

I’m almost jealous.

The mountain was on top of a waterfall in Yellowstone, by the way. Actually, I get pissed off when I think about that hike. A chaperone pulled me aside and accused me of hiding peanut butter cookies under some guy’s tent in order to attract bears as a prank. The cookies were mine, yes, but I gave them to a cute girl who really liked peanut butter cookies just the day before.

Only one of the guys ever really warmed up to me, but there were a lot of cute girls there that just fawned over me. It was just fantastic.

Oh you.

Thats our Jerk, such a lovable scamp

What a story, ohh wait, lol

What are we talking about? I have officially gotten bored of back-reading

Naught.

There’s a wolf on fire somewhere in the woods, but little else.

I never got that.

Lisa went out into the woods again, where she sat waiting for her wolf henchman. A shady character (the murderer, presumably) has been following her, and tries to attack. Right then, she lights the wolf on fire, causing it to run wild. The murderer is distracted and runs away, while the wolf gallops into the camp and sets fire to the tents.

I found it quite amusing, really. A wolf on fire. ^_^

flaming wolves huh,kinda glad my charecter was killed off last night then, (zombie aiken!! brrraaarrrr! AARRRRGG!!)

been playing red dead redemption all day and hunting wolves in that game, fun game though everyone seems to want to steal my damn horse.

so hows everyone doing today, no more emosplsions i hope