Bittersweet Candy Bowl

You should have yelled random and confusing obscenities at them.

^_^

Huh. This forum is rather… dormant when Commie and *Ninja are away, is it not? ^_^

(Yes, I double posted. I’ll go hide in a corner now.)

(from inside the drywall.) Don’t hide here….

Oh. Sorry. ^_^

*hides in a wardrobe*

*goes to Narnia and has fun with the fauns*

(Hearing this, rushes over and opens the wardrobe, but is dissapointed at finding nothing but articles of clothing.) Oh, well back to writing Chapter 8.

Tell Aslan the local Wiccan chapter would like to have a word with him about eating their coven priestess.

I thought he ate them, too.

Yo people what up? Just back from celebrating birthday.

happy birthday prony! hope you had fun

I did indeed! And still celebrating as I have to get my presents yet!

@ Pronking: Happy birthday, Pronnosaur!

@ ILB: He would have if a house hadn’t fallen on them. Some insensitive bitch stole all their shoes before the cops arrived.

*Hides shoes*

Hay! Jeff’s back too!

Back? I never left!

*Points to his throne made of cheerleaders*

I was just busy.

@Pronkat: Happy Birthday!

a shady lane
everybody wants one
a shady lane
everybody needs one
oh my god

Happy (belated?) birthday, Pronkat ^_^

I’m feeling unusually healthy today. *pops two xanax and curls up again*

As sarcastic as this sounds, good for you. ^_^

I can tell when you’re sarcastic, and you wouldn’t be sarcastic about something like that anyway. Unless I was unhealthy for some reason caused by my own dumbass actions.

Hee. You know me so well. ^_^

Encouragement, sarcasm and playful malice with a smile. You could drive a poker player to suicide. xD

I could? Perhaps I should try my hands at a round of Texas Hold ‘Em once, then. ^_^

Nah. Games aren’t my thing, really. Not those with stakes, anyway.

My mom’s a good gambler but I’m not. She disappears from the house kind of randomly and once or twice came back from Vegas with an extra $500 in her pocket. I think she’s in Austin right now, but she was in Bermuda last week and Boston, New York and Philadelphia in the month before that. (I think she got a promotion and neglected to tell me.)

I got a picture text on my cellphone of her boyfriend sharing a beer with Gallagher yesterday. You know, the 80’s comedian who’d smash crap up with a hammer and splatter the audience? That made my day.

At least she’s earning money. ^_^

She must be. I’m not sure how much of what she does is work and how much is just outright adventure. She has a motorcycle too, and she’ll take it out for months at a time. I’ll get pictures of fields of buffalo and biker rallies and mountain ranges and all sorts of stuff.

Mmh. Reminds me of Forrest Gump, for some reason.

Well, he did the whole “crossing America” thing and detailed in the movie everything he saw and how beautiful it all was. I know her life must be stressful as Hell still but I envy that much at least.

I was the one who designed the detailing for her bike, you know. Jet black background with one bright rose on the front and some on the back too, I think. I’m proud of that because it’s a really pretty design.

Why do you have so many artistic talents? ^_^

I don’t think I do. I think I’m mediocre at a lot of things and just get lucky every now and then.

Stop being like that. I demand it. ^_^

I think I’ll just go over here and rip my fucking head off

What are we talking about here?

More suicidal tendencies according to the last post…

Oh. I haven’t kept up with the forum recently, due to a recently acquired program called Skype.

Damn thing is fucking distracting!

Might have to check it out…

@ ILB: I’m trying to be humble rather than self-deprecating. Is it working? I don’t think I’m doing it right.

im self deprecating ironically its pretty annoying

I wanna show you something
Like the joy inside my heart
Seems I’ve been living in
The Temple of the Dog

Mother Love Bone. I love this band. After the frontman died, before the first album even came out, the remaining members went on to form Temple of the Dog (which sort of became Soundgarden) and Pearl Jam.

It works partially. ^_^

Wait.

What is it working on? o.o

I confused myself.

Oh you. ^_^

I have to get up in five and a half hours and drive across town so somebody can look at my arm and tell me I don’t have Tuberculosis. I hate my organs I want new ones. x( *pout*

*munchmunchmunch*
…That can of Pringles will never hurt anyone again.

G’lück with that. ^_^

My new haircut is sexy as Hell. I’m going to wear contacts and see if one of the nurses will flirt back with me. x)

Or tell you that,you do have tuberculosis *shot*