Bittersweet Candy Bowl

My sister’s been to India, China and Mexico in the last nine months. =_= You have no idea how pissed I would be if it were positive.

Better being positive about it than negative, no? ^_^

I will be positive. The test should be negative.

I’m on to you and your wordplay. ;p

MY CAR IS STILL NOT WHERE I PARKED IT

OMG, WHO THE HELL STOLE MY CAR?

Dude, Where’s My Car?

^_^

who replaced my eyes with pain spheres

it’s not funny guys put them back

NOT THE EYES!!! They’re too much important and sensitive!

Eyes: they’re the face’s balls.

hehe face balls, so hows the moring treating all of you, im in slight ain from having messed up my back lifting about 60 pounds of beans down from the skyshel at work, but otherwise okay how bout you guys? (also ive fnaly found the damn question mark on the french keyboard i own, turns out the keyboards not configured right and is just messed)

Well, now we know when you’re asking a question, at least. ^_^

He missed out on a rare opportunity to invent his own punctuation. I think it’d be kind of like a telegram.

RE-WRITTEN TO SHOW THE WORLD AS IT COULD HAVE BEEN:
hehe face balls, so hows the moring treating all of youCOLON im in slight ain from having messed up my back lifting about 60 pounds of beans down from the skyshel at workCOLON but otherwise okay how bout you guysWHAT PARAalso ive fnaly found the damn question mark on the french keyboard i ownCOLON turns out the keyboards not configured right and is just messedPARA

As you can see, I have replaced the standard question mark with the word WHAT. This is because I did not sleep last night and this amuses me.

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My deodorant smells really gooooooood. *sniff*

And my grunge album list is coming along sexfully.

Sorry about your back. I wear a back brace when I pack mass paint orders at work, it really helps and they only cost about $15…I’m doing alright, still painting that theatrical curtain logo, but happy at the fact I finished “The Guardian Initiative” and at the chill time I have with some old friends later…How is everyone else?

Oh, telegrams?

Can’t stop stop don’t want to stop stop and so on. ^_^

This pillow is just awesome. *rolls around*

ah s’alrigh i mess my damn back up everyweek, always had a bad back always will. thankfully my managers giving me some of her pain edication and its doing a hell of a job helping with ye old back of mine.makes me sleepy though. well jerk you seem to be in a good mood, today,

How is your back now?

better, i usually take a nice hot bath when im done work, does wonders for my back and relaxes the hell out of me,

I suppose it would. ^_^

I just drove across town without sleeping or crashing. Huzzah for another day of living!

Doing that reminds me when I used to drive to my girlfriend’s house at 2am just so I could snuggle and sleep in her bed until the rest of her family woke up. I sleep fully-clothed so it was okay.

Aww… ^_^

See? I’m so fuckin’ adorable she’d take several naps during the day as an excuse to snuggle the crap out of me.

Ima presume the usual nothing is going on and just bump this thread straight back to the top

Ninja is sans l’internet, LaComi is off probably breaking kneecaps, ILB is…sleeping? Hunting? I dunno. And me, I felt like dicking around in other threads tonight.

I was asleep, yes. No waiting around in your room muttering “HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT” tonight.

Well, you never know. ^_^

You could do it during the day too. I’m an equal opportunity sleeper.

How much do you sleep at all? ^_^

Depends how sick I am. Last night, not at all. I slept from 11am to 3pm and 5pm to 8pm.

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Sorry, I try not to bring this stuff up. Tonight it appears to be three and a half hour increments. Hooray.

So a statue of Jesus was struck by lightning… the jokes are already flying.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ us_lightning_strikes_jesus_statue

I wonder if anyone had made a fieldgoal inbetween those arms before it was destroyed..

Oh no! Poor Toasty! ^_^

Sorry.

“well it was wrong when moses come down off the mt to find they had built a golden calf to worship…do u think it is wrong to have a statue of jesus so ppl can kneel in front of and worship…he is not a statue he is a spirit…worship me in spirit and truth…as far as all these churches with all this money…money is the root of all evil…it is wrong —-> give to the poor…y should most of america eat beans while these preachers out there are eating steak everynight? they do not work…they sit back and let u pay their salary…jesus was a carpenter and preached the word of god for free…u benny henn and all ur followers u r dead wrong and u will see when he comes back to take his ppl…the truth shall set u free…there is no such word as religion in the bible…yet this world has so many religions out there…truth…the godhead is a mistery…hope u guys find it before it is too late…”

“Imagine a world run by Atheist… and then see with your own eyes a story written by AP and posted by Yahoo! with its liberal slant and disgusting hatred for any and all things conservative. By merely examining these comments of the ignorant and uneducated NON-believers you too will see PROOF of what a world looks like without God through the eyes of an atheist. God come quick.. for like you, I have lost my faith in humanity.”

“I blame Bush..why not he gets blamed for everything..either him or the Jews..now I confused..was Bush a Jew..”

good ol yahoo users

Hee. ^_^ People say the strangest things.

Oh yahoo users, your gibberish amuses us.

@ Ved: Yahoo-users = yahoosers.

@ ILB: I see what you did there.

Me: “A couple pansies catch a little leukemia from this otherwise awesome medicine and everybody cries foul! This is why we can’t have nice things. >(“

This news bodes well for my new musical: “Jesus Christ: Super-Conductor.”

and now the thread has gone Jesus…oh dear…

He fried for our sins.

there might not be an “i” in team/ but theres a “j-e-s-u-s” on the scene/ other MCs dont stand a chance/ let the power of christ compel you
TO DANCE

hey! Theres someone following the E3, in los angeles? I

I have been following it a little. I guess that homo Raiden got turned into the Terminator, which is kind of cool.

You know, I wish they’d open a Virtual Arcade for the 3DS.

Hi, guys, what’s been happening? I haven’t visited here in a while and I’m kinda lost. Yes, even with the back-reading.

-Icaras

E3 in LA…sadly the wrong portion of my state. Don’t suppose they’re going to revel Kingdom Hearts 3? Also it’s random, nothing is happening

fuck yes they reissued “the shape of punk to come” with a live disc and everything
i am gonna be the only one excited by this but dddd

*heavy sigh*

also nameless the closest youre gonna get is this game called “epic mickey”
already heelarious internet comedians are poppin funnies about that title
“epic mickey morE like epic FAIL!!!!!123 XD XD XD”

I have a PS3, isn’t epic mickey Wii only?

I have a name for the generation of kids that think that’s a witty joke: Epoch Fail.