Bittersweet Candy Bowl

S***, I meant Molly.

I’m pretty sure Mike was older when they did the lobster dance for him, so it doesn’t seem to out of place to me.

The Lobster Dance?

Pinata’s can be for any occasion, but especially for pysch torture!

Piñata Party!

*secretly fills Pinata with pictures of BBQ’s mum doin it*

Yo! BBQ! I gots a present for you!!

Oh I forgot the special photo albums on the other thread too…

Jeff, you bastard, you’re just rehashing my own jokes at me!

Which is actually pretty awesome.

Now you know how Brian Griffin feels.

I love humour.

Here’s a joke for you. You know those sick moans your mum made the last time you were on the phone with her? Those weren’t sick moans mate!

I just hang up every time I hear a family member moaning on the phone.

I’m the one who makes the moans!!

As do I mate.

That was meant for BBQ Jeff

Also Incest? For shame!

Too late now PKAt.

Too late now…

My mom has a boyfriend and my house has a jacuzzi. Now you know why I’m fairly resistant to this stuff.

You do not want me to one up you son.

It will only shatter the fragile preconceptions of what is a truly normal relationship.

@Jeff in Aus

Yeah, I’m exhausted after all that.

@BBQ-Flavoures Jerk

Groovy!

Now I’m kinda getting tired of this…

You are absolutely right. I do not want you to one up me. But as long as you’re here…

GAAAAAWD

How is it that you people turn every thread into a string of sex jokes!? I mean DAMN. This thread isn’t even NSFW or the Random Chat Thread, yet here we are, in the middle of it, making all these jokes about sexing moms and moaning over the phone.

Y’all are crazy.

I call umbrage!

Alright, from now on when it look like I’m about to derail a thread, I’ll take it to the porn thread. And put a quarter in a jar or something.

We’re terrible peoples.

Nononononononono

The porn thread is for porn damn it! What if someone posted something super sexy and then it got swept off by like 30 random sex jokes. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFFORT I WOULD HAVE TO PUT INTO FINDING THAT?

Maybe if you made a “Random Endless Sex Jokes” thread that’d be fine, but for now all you have is the Random Thread.

We’re really terrible peoples.

So, since I have my own thread to sodomize now:

I was thinking of how far I could push Mike and get away with it while writing a story. He gets this deep set smirk and looks like he’s stopped sleeping, but he still has his limits. Scarface tries to get him to dunk Lucy in a pool, and that causes Mike to turn against him.

And he tries to win his friends back by using his power to get revenge. For example, Roger shows up on Tess’s doorstep, beaten horribly, begging her forgiveness. For torturing Lucy, he breaks both of Scarface’s legs and leaves him in the basement of a condemned building, sending someone to feed him periodically.

I’m slightly weary now.

It seemed like a good idea when I went three days without sleep.

Sleep deprivation: making f***ed up ideas seem awesome…

I am officially and mortally humiliated.

See what I meant about being weary mate?

I wonder how someone would manage to keep a story like that moving.

By becoming so psychopathic even the tough would be petrified.

In the confrontation chapter mike dies and lucy has to spend weeks in the hospital after the confrontation,a funeral is held for mike and lucy goes BAWWWWWW like batshit insane and hugs his coffin during the ceromony,because of this she is put into a mental institution after a test revealed she seems to be insane.

4 years later,lucy gets out and declares she will avenge mikes death, while everyone else lived normally for four years,like PauloXtess still happened and daisy and abbey,david was hit by a dumptruck though a year before and killed.

again a funeral is held,except no crazy people,lucy takes a trip to the “Bad” part of town and tracks down that crazy pedophile cat dude that killed mike,she eventually led him up ontop of a 5 story building and she pretended to go in for a kiss after she seduced him again,but pushed him off the building,when he landed he broke his legs and cracked his spine and died in the hospital.

word got around about it and the police and daisy went looking for her,daisy found her and tried to comfort her but lucy just punched her in the face and ran away,never to be seen again….MAYBE

Confrontation Chapter

Some crazy arabic pedocat: Using some C4, something, somewhat..
Drunk Mike: *Follows accent* You think you people can go boom boom we Americans but we Americans can also make you go boom
*Mike has a C3*
*BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM*

……………………
…………………….
David: Awkward !!

David appears out of nowhere, looking at burned corpse at the dead end. But pedocat is still alive and is trying to kill him, luckily, Lucy and gang decided to team up and…. Wait a minute, they can’t help David cause THEY DEAD..

Some BCB time paradox universe this is!!

I appear during the confrontation with a pair of gardening shears: Hey rapecat, time for your neutering.

… This is all slightly perturbing.

I must (as the fantasy nerd I am) vote for medieval fairy tale BCB.

Though the idea of Pedocat #1 being beat the hell out of amused me greatly.

…how about Zombie apocalypse BCB?

well, hope that count.

Okay, How about this…
Basically, the main BCB characters somehow find out that Augustus (FF cat) is a cop that goes to different times catching people who don’t belong in that time line and, to keep them quiet, he offers them a job in helping him track down one particular person who has eluded him multiple times. The group (maybe after some discussion and thinking) decide to go along. And they would have many adventures and catch people who were in the wrong time as well as tracking down the person who keeps escaping from them.
eh? what do you think of that? eh?

Pfft~

it was just an idea…

And I love it.

oh, I thought that was a “pfft, that’s a ridiculous idea”
Forgive my misunderstanding

I rarely go “pfft” as in that.

My “Pfft~”s are me laughing at an awesome or hilarious suggestion~

huh, cool.
perhaps it may really become one of the fanstories on the forum… maybe…
I’ll wait to see what other people say about this.

I had an idea a long time ago while daydreaming for a game plot that’s just the BCB characters as humans, with “It’s Walky!“‘s premise - basically, Mike and pals get strange superpowers they didn’t ask for, and end up working for a secret government agency. Then they have to deal with that as well as their own personal drama.

I don’t remember what powers they had individually, all I remember is how they were divided into squads - Mike, Lucy, Paulo, David, and Daisy were in one group (with Mike as the leader), and Abbey, Tess, Sue, McCain, and Kizuna (pre-removal, of course) were in another (with Abbey as the leader).

Augustus was a villain who had super powers also.