Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Actually no, I have been thinking of these powers for over two years now, and there is no ‘root’ reality, just our home one, and the infinite others (im done arguing)

weapons from resident evil

unfortunately, in a situation where I’d need to use it, I’d end up maneuvering like the controls from resident evil and probably end up spinning in circles

*sigh*

Think harder, not longer.

toothpicks

I’m still sticking with black holes

A satchel o’ God-Send beacons, modified to transmit targeting signals to C&C 3 type Ion Cannons.

…Oh! And to fend off enemies while I set up the beacon and then run away laughing like a madman: the Rail Carbine. (Basically it’s a stereotypical sci-fi rail-gun, except it’s compact AND Rapid Firing.) >:3


Whoops, forgot the realistic weapons; Dragunov at long-range, AK (likely the 47 model) for mid-range, and… (cue drum roll)

… A ballistic combat knife for close-range. >D

I wouldn’t mind having the sentry guns from Aliens…

and then,the blackholes eat the beacons and the rail carbine

i want a fan gun that shoots fans

Jerk wins. With total omniscience and omnipotence, he could make it so that you never existed in any universe, dimension, ect.

“I WOULD USE A BIG GUN”
“WELL ID USE A BIGGER GUN”
“WELL ID USE 2 BIGGER GUNS”
“WELL ID CONTROL THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT”
“WELL ID DO THAT TIMES 100”

I dont recall anyone saying that,whf

For once, whf has a point.

no but this whole thread has just been people escalating in how powerful their weapons are until someone has chosen to be god i just think its childish and funny ok STOP HARASSING ME YA JERK

See, that’s exactly what I said, so I just jumped to the logical conclusion first.

Who’s harassing you.

the joke

You should kick the joke’s ass then.

wait wh

I still think I’d have a chance at beating J. ^_^

o_o;;…

Coming from anybody else, I’d laugh. But when you say it, it’s ominous.

you wimp

ILB will feast on your bones with a smile.

shit i misread your post,you’re still a wimp

*uses his omnipotence power to give John a very specific curse: every woman that begins to arouse him, in real life or pornography, turns into his mother even in his imagination*

I would make an awesome Old Testament God.

its a good thing this is a forum,and not real life
but if that was real,every woman that aroused me would be a corpse

^_^

@ ILM: OH SHIT. D.:

@Jerk:Wimp

…I’ll stop being ominous now. The sun is shining and I can’t stand being mean. ^_^

also he said john,not Dr.John,apparently the almighty god is not as smart as he thinks

Meh. I call people whatever I fancy. Case in point: Taeshi, “Taesheezy;” ILB, “ILikatheBoys;” Icaras, “Icky-poo;” Souppy, “Soup-nugget.” And so forth.

the only thing jerk has succeded in doing to me is mildly freak me out

Yes, he does that.

I’m gonna go ahead and comment again in a Modern firearm setting.

If I was gonna use a firearm set-up, I would still be a stealthy jerk, so a silenced sniper rifle, but here’s the thing - it’ll have a shotgun attachment on the bottom and a compartment on the side for a knife. If sidearms were also included, I’d use a scoped pistol and a few claymore mines.

Yes, haters. I do camp.

Boo! Get off the stage! Dx

Actually, I suppose being master of all time and space would make me the ultimate camper, huh?

*turns Zoom’s rifle silencer into one of those vibrating dildos where you can’t find the way to turn it off until you get so frustrated you just put it back in your girlfriend’s drawer and pretend it turned itself on*

@ Jerk: I take it this has happened to you before?

I know better than to rummage through a girl’s personal effects. Well, I do now anyway.

(Note: Cherry-flavored warming lube does not make a good ice cream topping, but it’s still really really funny.)

I think I shall make the wise choice here and not ask about details.

Lolz, too bad he didn’t get my pistol!

*pulls out a banana from my holster*

…Dammit.

Oh poor innocent Zoom… That’s not a banana at all.

Well, I lack the detailed knowledge of commercial sex toys, sorry.

Um…it’s not a…toy…*scratches head* See the spottiness and the yellow-ness? Yeeeeeeah…

Well I think I would choose a variety of weapons.
First is a set… In it will be one pair of ear plugs, a knife to stab my ears, a invincible boom box that everyone can hear playing Justin Bieber’s music forever and ever and ever and ever.

Second… I would like infinitely fine mono filament wire that I could manipulate with my hands like a marionette’s strings. Like the butler from Hellsing ova.

Third… I love to have the 33 mm anti freak harkonnen cannon with the choices of mercury tipped shells explosive shells or incendiary rounds. Also from Hellsing ova

Fourth…My dick, Because its so huge that no one can stand against it! It will be so hard that diamond bullets will bounce off!

I counter your erect phallus with one photo of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Huh 4 days old and I missed this thread…I’d use a crossbow

lol,i’ll cut your dick off with a machede

This thread has turned into a bris. Mazel tov.

*loads crossbow* Okay who to test it out on? Also remember it’s not a gun so it will actually hurt

*comes up from behind nameless and chops his head clean off*