Bittersweet Candy Bowl

already been done

I don’t recall.

La Commie, a few random threads back…lets see if I can find the link

I remember that. I’d look in three or four.

Random chat three…somewhere thanks to a certain french communist.

ok..

so yeah…fail…I’m just not sure who failed

You did,twice,i was not aware she killed you already

So, yeah can you lend me a Phoinex Down or something? I’m tired of being dead

For a melee weapon I would chose a light sword, (since I probably wouldn’t be able to effectively use a heavy sword). Because I don’t have much strength, but a lot of reflexes and speed, I could easily use a light sword.

For a ranged weapon I would chose a Beretta 92F, the reason why I don’t want to use a bazooka or a grenade launcher or anything like that is because I wouldn’t be able to carry a bazooka launcher (well I guess could roll and stuff like that, but I would probably drop it).

A Beretta 92F is extremely accurate and convenient, since it’s easy to reload and move around. As you can see, I prefer light weapons since I am not extremely strong, but my reflexes are extremely sharp, and I am pretty fast.

Weapon I (not my character, ME) use in my stories is a bag with a teleport homer at the bottom.
Step 1: Pour out kittens
Step 2: Point at target
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: PROFIT
It helps that the cats from my stories are essentially a pile of imbalance. But no one wants to see kitties get hurt, so no one cares if they walk through cannon fire and curb stomp the US army.

I would choose… A multiform weapon, beotch!

Sure, it would be heavy as hell, but to have something that can change into anything, now that is awesome. just imagine it!

… ok, so it doesnt work out so well, SUE ME! Im still choosing it…

I like swords, but not just any swords… DRAGON SWORDS!!

Actually I though of a highly impractical weapon, but it would make a very kick ass coup de grâce, though i doubt its a “blow of mercy”…
Ok, a hat that shoots flames out the part where you put your head, and cannot be activated while it’s being worn. Two little buttons on the side that you squeeze while it’s pointed a target shoots a jet of fire over four meters. The had is a fedora, not a baseball cap, that would be stupid.

I’m a master with most types of weapons, at least in theory, but my choice would have to be my Ninja Bazooka.

It’s not the most versatile weapon, but I love the way everyone outside the blast radius runs around in utter terror while trying to figure out where the hell that explosion came from.

After all of this I think I have come up with the most perfectest weapon ever.

A Rock-It-Launcher (look it up from Fallout 3 if you don’t know what it is) with a full stash of Twilight merchandise to fire.

HOLY SHIT!!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW TOXIC THAT STUFF IS!!! YOU’D HAVE TO BE WEARING A BIO-HAZARD SUIT TO HANDLE THAT STUFF!!!

That said, it would be pretty effective, as long as you don’t mind dealing with residual side effects that would last longer than the radiation from a thermonuclear blast.

… too many long words!!! Stop sounding so smart!!!!!

A picture of Sarah Jessica Parker’s face.

Wow guys, for all you people who love bazookas; do you really think you can carry a bazooka? Usually the answer is; yes (without the ammo), but with the ammo you probably wouldn’t be able to lift it ten millimeters off the ground.

Same with heavy swords, they are HEAVY. When I mean heavy, I mean HEAVY. And I think the only reason why people love bazookas and stuff that weigh a ton is because it can do a huge amount of damage, however they never notice all the disadvantages.

That’s why Jesus invented the wheelbarrow. So we could roll heavy shit instead of carrying it.

Well, what a strange topic.
Since my motto is “don’t do to others what you don’t want the others would do to you, but if you want to do it anyway, be sure that the others won’t fight back” i’m sure my weapon of choice would be a well blueprinted house, with no safe exit and bad projected fundation and substructure. than i would give it to the person i don’t like and then i would simply wait for the house to fall down on my beloved enemy.
But, if we are talking about weapon that can be used in a frenzy state of mind, i would assure that in every single room there is 90% or more objects able to inflict serious wounds to a human being.
In fact in the prehistoric time rock and stick were more than enough.

By the way, sorry for the gloomy post, but after a bunch of meeting with my Architectural construction teacher, you would understand…

potatoes would be best because they can be thrown or used as mele

And they’re poisonous when they’re green. Alkaloids. Same chemical reason you can’t eat certain wild mushrooms.

A crowbar. It worked wonders for Gordon Freeman. Or you could just call upon the mighty powers of FRIENDSHIP and watch your enemies quiver in their boots. If they’re wearing boots. I guess it depends on the situation.

Well if you going do that…

The gods of Chaos present to you the Planet Killer.

I’ll use the Star forge then if nameless can use the Death Star

For small-scale conflicts, my weapon of choice would be the Psychoframe system, armed with a number of Funnels, as seen here.

Basically, mentally controlled flying laser cannons. Like a swarm of killer bees, but with guns.

“…The human whose name is written in this note shall die…”

This shall be my primary weapon, a weapon that combines the grace and simplicity of swords/daggers and the undeniable reliability and “rambo-ness” of a machine gun:

A catapult full of tasers.

FN P90

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUvCn3PCJLs

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=02yE27ohJOw&feature=related

Super-charged gravity gun.



Freeman can’t be beat.

Jerk’s “I’ll take you all on with a pool noodle!” made me laugh myself to tears!
As such: Pool noodle. With foot-long heavy steel spikes.

The MIRV woot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-079ko59LQ

Let’s see…well, if I keep it to the realm of current, real weapons…

Long range: M1A2 Abrams Tank (if tanks allowed) or maybe just something that has a bulpup and a free-floating barrel design such as an L85A2 with an L17 Grenade launcher.
Short range/CQB: P90 from FN
Melee: any suitable object that is handy. Improvised weapons can be surprisingly efficient and may catch your enemy off guard.

Nintendo Zapper

Lol JustanIdeaShow Reference

I’m kind of partial to the Ryno V from the Ratchet and Clank universe. I’ve watched my brother play around with it, and it does look pretty fun to use. Plus, it plays the 1812 Overture when firing a full barge.

I’d have to say FIRE, hehe burn! If I have to be realistic then I would carry around a flamethrower if not then fire emmited from my hands would be sweet.

A poison blade katana containing “phosphatase butanedione monoxime”, a chemical that causes destruction of potasium in the skeletal muscle, therefor causing painful and continuing muscle cramps wherever the blade makes contact

or

Clarent, the cursed blade of betrayal, and FIRE, that gives you the memories of opponents that the blade puts down

or

Death’s Sythe, with the power to collect souls. Awesome

Hahaha, I would use a Gunblade, like Squall from Final Fantasy 8. Though, Lightning’s in 13 seems way more streamlined, and easier to use…on top of that, I don’t really like Squall as a character. Then again, I have a problem with 8’s characters in general, but off-topic.

Reason: Perfect at short and medium distances. I have the aim of a blind man anyway, so long distance weapons are not for me.

My dick, flaccid. It’s a race to see if the weight or the shame kill you first.

Vincero, I would have to nuke it from orbit.

The good news is you won’t need to zoom in to get the targeting coordinates. :3

@Faustii Goethe: Problem with the deathnote it’s no good if your nameless

@Jerk: I’m bored with your antics I think I’ll just deathstar what ever planet your on that’s not overkill at all…

@ Arbajor: If you fire your cannon I’ll fire miiiiine~

excaleber’s scabord for involnrabilty so i can’t be hurt pit’s bow a keyblade renamon and a nuke for good mesure