Bittersweet Candy Bowl

So…your name is, wasn’t and never will be bored? [THE RAILS CAN WAIT.]

My name isn’t, wasn’t and never will be bored

Now you’re just f*cking with me. My past, present, and future are all coming back together and I don’t want to have to go through this again. I thought It was over; I thought I’d won. Now I’m stuck here. I… I’m not sure what to-to o yjoml o, hpmms for/// smf o, dvstrf/

Take the red pill

Hay.

Can I have more than one red pill?

Take three or more and you start seeing things.

You’ve been warned.

Depends on what I’m seeing. Because if this turns my room into a harem populated entirely by Megan Fox, I’m okay with that.

Dude, this is the red pill, not Mitsubishi Ecstasy.

This whole question is moot.

I’m colorblind.

Here, have a beige pill and feel better.

THE JERK IS BACK! LONG LIVE THE JERK!
Seriously, dude, the forums sucked without your sense of humor!

What, you were watching me and Kaxbe for the last three hours? Must’ve sucked.

if my room got filled with a harem of megan fox i would fuckin’ kill myself,that is one stupid bitch right there

What? No!
If I did, I would have commented on teh Jerk’s second coming much sooner!

Wow…thanks.

…Meaning I wasn’t on the site at the time…
I’M SORRY!!! ;o;

@Blaze:Seeing as this sort-of makes me think of Twilight, you must now die…also on that note red pill

@ TCN: I guess you could say it was my refractory period.

^ Yeah, sorry, that just went right over my head… *derp*

Look it up and then re-read your line about “second coming.” You’ll like the joke, I promise.

^Oh, goddammit! XD

Alot of people are already scared of me, so I have nothing to lose.

Blue pill.

The number of people who would take immortality over friends is rather astounding… ^_^

Red Pill, cuz I’d hate to be immortal. There’s a point that life just won’t be worth living after long enough, especially if you have to live very inclusively. Oh, and being a vampire would suck too.Though the Red pill sort of sucks since your real memories are altered, and your probably gonna die really quickly.

I hate situations like this, cuz i don’t really want either of them, lol

My jokes are funny and educational.

Now gimme more red pills and some morphine, you drug-pushing bandage biscuits.

Neither pill. I have enough of a background in science to know that both pills are obviously someone’s simplistic attempt to understand our internal reasoning and basic psychology and that each pill offers impossible side effects and would not aid in the recovery of my heart.

Shit, I just broke the 4th wall didn’t I? I should have paid attention to that lecture on the willing suspension of disbelief…

So much for originality, huh, Ninja? That would be a phail on your part.

By the way, blue pill, but only if I can keep living without blood, but had the side effects like in the elder scrolls oblivion, and not from blade… vampirism in oblivion is alot more easier to handle in my point of view.

I would take the blue pill and get a job at the Blood Bank.

I’d pick the blue pill, then stock up on blood and flllyyyy to Jupiter, where I will live forever!!!!!!!!!!!