Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Yes, probably. ^_^

Reckon anyone else is going to join in and state an opinion? Or are we just going to discuss the possible thoughts and actions of fictional heartbroken kitties by ourselves?

TessxPaulo, that is all.

TESSxPAULO FOREVEEEEER *seppuku*

(On an unrelated note: I got ILB to laugh at a necrophilia joke! What a glorious day to be alive!)

Actually, it was the italics that made me laugh. I’m strange like that. ^_^

Okay. Part of a necrophilia joke. I’ll take a win where I can get one.

tessXdaisy.

TessXAmaya

You guys can be so childish it’s not funny…




TessxSue

TessxPauloxRachelxJess

Orgies are fun.

Out of all of the couples: Paulo and Tess
By far, those two were the fucking best
But Paulo’s a moron, so Tess is damned
Because he turned to be a shitty man

PauloxTess Forever, yo.

*pour a forty*

@Jerk
party on, bro

TessXAmaya

Tess breaks the time-space continium, and it ends with TessxTess.

TessxShrek

im sorry you guys
the shrek jokes are way too ogre-used

TessxLucy, in prison after they murder Paulo to death with stereotypical incoherent feminine rage.

Ugh. I am going to hate myself for this, because I’ve been a TessXPaulo shipper from the start.

Tess_X_NO_ONE right now. She brought this on herself, and Paulo actually seems happy with the new girl.

Pardon me while I go slink into a corner and OD on pop rocks and coke. I’M SORRY TESS!!!!

Actually, it seems to me that this will happen:

1. Lucy and Tess will find Paulo hanging out with Jasmine, and barge in on them.
2. The two distraught damsels (alliteration is fun ^_^) will be disgusted, thinking that he’s trying to, well, bag Jasmine as well.
3. They yell at him for sleeping with two girls in quick succession, and for lusting after younger girls as well, therefore effectively ruining Paulo’s chances with her and every other female on the school.
4. Drama.

Oh god I hope you are wrong ILB. Just ONCE a nice drama free relationship would be welcome.

AbbyXDaisy doesn’t count!

I’m surprised nobody has said this yet, even in jest (like here)…



TessxLiam!

Probably because everyone is drooling over the prospect of LucyXLiam.

Probably true, but I can’t shake the feeling that this forum has fallen down on the job…

TessxFiona.

@Jay: Me too. ^_^

MikexLucy Foreveeeeeeeerarawrawrawr!

@jerk
MikexSandy thank you very much

Tessx”gay”Sam FTW

Brock is Gay sam

oh noez my secret is revealed

@ Tayvin: Mike doesn’t have a relationship with Sandy, he has an ideal of a relationship.

Oh my. My previous post contained counter-implications. I must rectify this somehow…

JayxILB. :o

Wokkawokkawokka.

Now, who is it that I haven’t been paired with yet? ^_^

Any of the newbies, whf and Sean. And Maverik and Toasty.

Not Sean? I must have been imagining things.

-raises hand- but then again I guess I could count as one of the newbies since I disappear often -sulks-

Aww. ^_^

Hah. You were “imagining things.” :B

Oh you obscene person you.

-comes out of the sulk with starry eyes and a fist held to his chest- I’ll try and be more active, while trying to maintain a proper sleeping schedule of course