Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Now, I’m not talking about animals that you don’t like necessarily… I’m talking about the ones that make you feel uncomfortable. The ones that you feel are watching you… The ones you think are judging each and every one of us and looking down on us as we walk by…

For me, these animals are squirrels and pidgeons.

Pidgeons are evil and the squirrels are out to kill me in my sleep.

How about you?

As much as i love cats deep down inside me i know that some day the will rule the planet and we will be nothing more then toys for them.

I would say that humans fit that description pretty well, but I’ll go with crows. The amount that flocks around our house on a daily basis often reminds me of the movie “The Birds”.

Sean, don’t diss my crow allies. They are helping me against the pidgeons.

Owls.

Why?

Because.

Look at them, staring at you. Staring at your soul…

Any animal that calls Australia home wanst to kill you and will if it gets the chance even the cute ones

@Goldwulf: Then Taeshi and Suitcase and Kara are in grave danger.

@Goldwulf
Do you by any chance read Cracked?

yes indeed i do, it’s quite informative

some of the trees in town have bat’s in ‘em…
my friend can make sounds that cause them to swoop down at him…
for that,i hate them both.

No. We Australians have learned to live in harmony with the deadly surroundings that we call our home. It is you foreigners that must look out!

Incidentaly, I’m always very wary of the Ibis… They are always plotting… Always calculating…

@Goldwulf
Thought so. The writers over there have a real fascination/fear of Australian wildlife.

humans
because when youre not looking theyll go make private skype rooms for the sole purpose of isolating about 5 people

Pigeons are rats with wings and fair game for shooting with BB guns.

Also: White People.

there is a guy from an extermination company that comes to my base in the army
once in a while and shoots down the pigeons with a BB gun.
i always laugh my ass off.

also,i don’t like whitys either.

Around my house, the technical term is: “Jive-Ass Honkeys.”

those winged rats still hold domminance over my baclony (pidgeons not white people)

any advice on nonlethal ways to get rid of them and keep them gone, feel to guilty killing baby pdigions and they keep rebuilding theere nests and crapping everywhere

Triplesmex has a psychological hurdle we must all overcome: murdering infants. Don’t think of them as babies or infants or anything remotely human in nature. Call them podlings, because they emerge from pods and begin crapping over everything from their wooden thrones.

TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN A NOTCH!*

(*notch = distance from balcony to splattery death.)

Wiggers is my contribution to the list of animals you cannot trust.

The problem with the crows at my house, is that they team up with the squirrels to eat all of the bird seed, grapes, figs, and flowers. However the Squirrels never eat the thousands of acorns that are now sprouting everywhere, but they do eat the shrooms and roll around afterwards.

I want to punch a dolphin in the face.

There, I said it.

Chow chows
fuck them. Fuck then haaaaaaaaaaaard.

What else makes me uncomfortable… Uhhh I personally think flis are out to get me, recently I’ve become lord of the flies, with a small horde around me at various times. Also, I have duels with large flies. Thy tempt me so….

^ copy and paste the first two lines to the furry fandom thread I dare you so hard.

H…huh?
You can do it for me, I didn’t even knw that was a thread and I am also on my phone and that is too complex

Deers and Mooses.
They planned to let you run them over.
It’s part of the revolution.

camels.

they are the enemy of isreal.

every time ! every time tourist come here they want to ride a camel !
we don’t have fucking camels ! at leas not a much as people think we do !
it’s like people who think in Russia you got polar bears walking around in the street.

i met a couple of Japanese tourist on my way to the army,and told theme that THERE ARE NO CAMELS !
then i added them to my facebook friends list… and the next week… what do i see ?
a pic of them riding a camel.

more then the war in gaza,
more then all the press in Europe,
the thing that ruins the international reputation of Israel around the world the most…
is the FUCKING CAMELS !

Bushbabies. THOSE FRICKING EYES STARE INTO YOU SOUL.

oddguy we have the same trouble with moose, tourist expect to see them everywhere in all the major cities just standing there, and they tend to expect snow as soon as they cross over the border

also ime to get rid of the pidgions, its raining so there nests are weak from the water, armed witha swifer mopo and a can of raid, they are going down

you from Canada ?

To be quite honest, there aren’t any animals that I don’t trust.
It’s darkness that makes me paranoid… >_>

yup, the moose are not eveywhere and they rarely go into the big cities (okay one last month but thats rare) they do like getting into traffic though

oh and that darkness? GIANT DEMON TOAD

Cats, not tigers, or lions, house cats. I don’t like them, they are very evil, they have an undying habit to lay on my face while I sleep, I think they are out to get me…..Also I will scratch and pet them for like ten minutes, and they’ll act like they enjoy it, then BAM, I’m bleeding in three or more places and the cat is now stuck on top of the refrigerator. When cats are in great numbers, they stop being paranoid of each other, and will work together to take down larger, innocent creatures. My friend had seven cats, when ever I came over they all start circling me, then when I bend over to set something down, they use a leap attack, then I’m covered in cat bites, scratches, screams, and hissing. EVIL. Their kittens are cute however.

chihuahuas FTW

we dont have problems with much stereotypical tourists in Texas, exept i think people want to see cowboys, Indians, and cacti here. Which we DO have, but only in the tourists attractions….

EDIT) scratch that last part, we do have cacti pretty much everywhere, but only in small patches. (where i live any way)

Native americans,not indians,what kind of texan are you??!!

@Triplesexy
Again, give me a bladed instrument, and I’ll make things dead.
It’s really the fear of not knowing that really gets me.

Lol,TCN is an internet tough guy

Not really, unarmed, I’m six kinds of boned. |D

My accusation is confirmed,i’m not arguing about this

Pigeon status lowered to highly annoying, haveing attaked the visible areas of my balcony with the swifer wet jet useing the all purpose solution (works on cement pretty well i recomend it) and then scooping up three nest mostly made of bird shit with a dustpan, two egg batches containg three eggs in one and two in the next are now i trashbags (feel terrible about that but it had to be done). also sprayed the entire balcony with raid to eleminate any bird based parasites (the returning pigeons are now flying dizzy and bumping into each other at the moment, ran out of swiffer sheets and all purpose sollution have to restock tommorow, as well as buy a scrapper for the caked on crap, slightly dizzy because my computers next to the balcony window which is a but open (raid whee)

damn bird, never trust pigeons, the fight continues

Never trust the lemmings. ^_^

Lemmings are a suicide cult, so I have nothing to fear from them.

@ Aurelius: We Texans have to make the distinction now between the Indians that run the casinos just over the Oklahoma border and the Indians who, if you eat their food, give you fiery horrible diarrhea that makes you want to die. Or they try cooking said food in an apartment setting making all the apartments smell like curry and feces for twenty-four hours. We’re a multi-cultural state now.

“We”? you’re a texan?

Yes.

…I’m afraid that I made a racism thread.

We’re not there yet…it’ll come, just wait for it.

I don’t trust sturgeons… they freak me out and they get really big.

Like pregnant women. :O

Yanno, Triplesmex, I wouldn’t have let those eggs go to waste.
But hey, I’d eat anything, so feel free to ignore me!

That’s what I said when they outlawed stem cell research, but they were all like “no that’s gross” and “don’t do that you sick fuck.”

Bees bees bees oh MY MOTHER****ING GOD I HATE BEES!!!

Had a hive of them go absolutely nut-shit crazy on me when I was a little kid, now I want all bees in the world to rot in hell.