Bittersweet Candy Bowl

*turns shoots bolt at Ninja, like a splash attack, nothing happens*

Of course nothing happened.
I’m behind you. >

I said, “What what?”

RUN NAMELESS!

OKAY. It’s morning and I just woke up. I have to share this right now. RIGHT NOW.

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Okay, so all of us were toys. (I just watched Toy Story 3, dammit) Taeshi was a cat doll, Suitcase was a Ken doll, Lisa was Strawberry Shortcake doll, Toasty was an easy bake oven, Maverick was a superhero action figure, ILB was a Bratz doll, Kara Yasuragi was a toy lobster, Ninja was… a ninja, Ace was a lego toy, Kou was a dinosaur, and I was a plush seal…

Anyways, we were in “The Toybox”, an exclusive nightclub for toys. Toasty wasn’t allowed in, but he was able to bribe the bouncers (which were Sonic plushes, by the way), with pies that he baked. Anyways, Kou finds a drug dealer in the club and shares it with Taeshi. Then Kou and Taeshi start transforming from their toy forms into real people. We were forced to kick them out of the club.

Then, the rest of us get our hands on the drugs. We all transform into humans. However, since we were toys… there are no clothes… and for some reason, we were all female except for Kou. All of a sudden, Kou becomes incredibly suave and tries to build a harem. However, the rest of us felt that such actions were sexist, so we built a multi-million dollar company that helps people move heavy objects using force fields.

One day, all of our force fields start malfunctioning and the only one who can fix it is Kou. Kou says that he won’t unless three of us married him. Toasty, ILB, and Ninja sacrificed themselves. All of a sudden, though, aliens started attacking. However, Toasty, ILB, and Ninja were the only with superpowers able to fight the aliens (seriously?), and Kou wouldn’t let them fight.

And everything was on fire. For some reason we all became beings made of pure fire.

And then I woke up.

I was in Kaxbe’s dream? Should I be honored or worried?

This thread is very entertaining. So random, yet so fun to read at the same time XD

If I were a Toy Story character, I’d be a dildo. A fancy dildo.

You were a Raggedy andy doll, Jerk.

That’s…actually kinda neat.

The hell did you eat before you went to sleep?

of course, i have to throw mine in here

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I had this dream when I was in grade 2. I dreamed that everything was on a white canvas, and my class was way ahead of me,a and we were walking on a rainbow, with random paint splatters appearing in the background. Suddenly, one of the kids turns around and walks back to me. It was a kid I didn’t like, but I nicely said hello. And then he ATE ME WHOLE. Then it ended. Why I can still remember it? who knows.

^ I will cherish this one always and forever. Bravo.

@Gabriel: Why a Bratz doll? It seems, well, off. They have dead eyes and everything. ^_^

Oh well. They say truth is stranger than fiction, but apparently dreams beat both with a baseball bat.

Aren’t dreams fiction? Doesn’t that make the analogy full of shit?

They are, in a way. But at the same time they have happened. It is not something we have (more or less) consciously invented, as we have with fiction. Dreams are beyond our control, and therefore cannot be regarded as fictional, or fantasy, in the same way as, say, the Priory of Zion conspiracy theory.

……. Whatchoo talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?

@ Teh Sora: Too soon.
@ ILB: That’s a fancy way of saying The Five Jew Bankers.

Okay, I don’t remember much of the dream I had last night, but I was a model in Paris with an upcoming movie deal. However, somewhere along the way, the focus shifted away from me and to a mockumentary entitled “Life Cycle of a Rock”.

It was probably the most boring dream I ever had.

I am changing my cast analogy to suit this dream.

i dreamnt i was being yelled at by a duck the other day, admitedly it was the night when i was a bit drunk

I had this dream a few days ago,I was sitting on a matress on the floor with 3 other guys for some reason one of them being a friend of mine the other two i had never met,saying something about negotiations then i said i had to go to the bathroom,so i went and i hear this gunshot thinking that they shot my friend,so i open a door(the bathroom had two doors) and run into the living room with a gun that appeared in my hand,i sit there waiting for them for 5 more minutes and they come out finally,so i hide as i load my gun they find me,i shoot one of them in the leg and run off again,again they find me but this time i can’t figure out how to fire my gun and they end up killing me

then i woke up.

Gabriel, I have no idea why (well, I do, but still), but your dreams entertain and amuse me to no end. And avail, apparently. ^_^

My night was black, as usual.

My dream last night involved…bread, which I had to kill for some reason. That’s all I remember…

I had a dream I was JD from Scrubs. It was awesome.

Last night I had a dream about a pill bug. It crawled everywhere around the world and eventually became the leader of a tribe of mole men.

i smell a saturday morning cartoon in that Gabe

I find other peoples’ dreams interesting.

@SutiCase: Yes

@ Suitcase: Not unless they can sum it up in one sentence or it’s something I can use to taunt them with.

You’re a jerk, Jerk

good thing i found this thread before i forgot the entire dream…….

Okay, so I’ve been playing a lot of Iron Grip Warlord, Garry’s Mod, Team Fortress 2, and War Hammer 40000(both board and PC version). So naturally my brain smashes them all together into one massive collaboration.
First i started an online sandbox game of Gmod, for some reason, it was like five flatgrass maps floating in the air, and I get the genius idea to spawn a whole bunch of confederate soldiers(like 2000) from Iron grip Warlord. Not smart, considering they respawn. They kill me and the other 30 or 40 people on the server over and over. Randomly these walls made out of some kind of brick surround us, the confeds are busy fighting the other players they forget about me. I run to the walls, about 30 ft away, a sniper shot zooms past my head, and i hear “sorry mate, thought you were one of them!” I heard from a slit in the bricks 2 stories up. Of course it’s the sniper from TF2. He then yells down to me, “There should be an opening to your left there, come in!” Then he went silent as he shot the confeds that were now chasing me. I frantically look around at the wall of Bricks, then i see the opening, its 3 feet wide, and 6 feet tall. I duck through it, and waiting for me it the demoman, he screams, “GET DOWN LEAST YOU WANT TO DIE!” I dive to the ground, and he destroys the door way with his mines. I follow him up into the room with the sniper. The people in the room are, the sniper, the demoman, Paulo and molly(I dunno why&hellip, The Sanguinor and 2 other blood angel tactical marines(warhammer), and me. The Sanguinor tells us that we should head up this path *points to a hallway i didn’t notice before* It should lead to our ship. We blindly follow, all the way until we reach a bridge that links this Flatgrass with the next, “It should be just across this 50 foot bridge” the Sanguinor announced proudly. The demoman walks onto it, and it collapses. “perfect.” i say bluntly. The Sniper then says, “we have to jump!” then he sprints down to the edge, and apparently forgets to jump, because he just ran off the side of the cliff. “sigh” paulo says (note, he actually said sigh. he didn’t sigh, he said the word *sigh*). Next Molly jumps, and makes it, one of the two space marines make it, Paulo makes it, When i jump i barely made it, molly and paulo caught me right when i landed so i wouldn’t fall off. The sanguinor, however, as soon as he jumped a tank shell hit him from a spider tank,and he fell into the abyss below. sad. we continued on our marry way and reached the space ship, we walked on, and the space marine started it up, with the help of the Auto pilot from wallie , and we left the planet. HOWEVER, the ships warning things started going off, and it said that the planet was turning into a black hole, i was like “WTF? how does that make any sense?!” “I dunno.” can everyone’s response. Just at that moment the planet turned into a black hole, and half the ship was sucked into it, we were in the middle, paulo and molly fly out as well as the space marine. I grabbed onto auto, then everything went silent, then i flew off the ship, and away from it. in silence. everything went black. And i heard the TF2 announcer go “You Fail, Stalemate!”.

long post is long. cant believe i remember all of that.

the hell……I didn’t intentionally put that smilie…..I think the forum is messing with me….or just the fact that its 1:15 AM……

The black hole represents your feminine side.

look at all these words boy oh boy

I dreamt that some bratty 11 year old kid took over BCB and totally ruined it and everyone from the forums (mostly the Skypers) had to work together to bring the kid down and reinstate Taeshi. I usually forget dreams, so I can give like NO detail.

i dreamt that i had just escaped a north korean research facility after my team was captured outside the capital. they performed dna expreimwnts on me to try and develop better soldiers. i escaped, but had cat ears and flexible bones. after wandering the streets while starving, a mugger wound up hacking off my arm. i recovered and forgave him. he then helped me escape to america where i made a living as a thief. my and my new ally began attending college where a situation like the tessa at pep rally thing happened at some sort of assembly. i walked down and told them to forgive, live and let live. then i tossed my arm on the ground, said
“i did“ and walked out. i then had a new ally. on a hike, lee (the mugger) almost fell and susan (the used to be mean girl) caught him but fell. i locked the fingers on my prosthetic and jumped down and caught her. i threw her onto the ground and fell. i sang dust in the wind until i hit the ground.
as i passed before the eye of god i felt it searching my soul. it found defiance, fear, and pity towards it. it was glad and approved. i had the vague notion that all god wanted was an end to it`s own story, it`s own death, before i woke up, and for that purpose it created life.

then i was no longer depressed.

i once had this dream where my Id (looking like a sort of, ‘faceless’ me, all black and slimy) climbed OUT OF MY HEAD while i was sleeping and killed my family. i wake up (in the dream), see the thing, and jump out my second-floor window, landing safely on the ground below. i start running to the shed in the woods, i unlock it, jump inside, and close the door. i open a cabinet, and pull out a pistol. i check the magazine, it has one shot left. just then, my Id kicks the door down, and i shoot myself in the side of the head. then i wake up.

OnO

*I am walking down a narrow trail that winds its way high into the mountains. There are sheer cliffs on either side of the trail. To my left the cliff falls down into an apparently endless abyss of darkness. when I look down into it, I fell the guilt and regret of every misdeed that I have ever committed, I recall the memories of my failings, and experience the pain of my every shame. Dark tendrils reach out of the abyss, trying to snare me and drag me into that pit of depression.

To my right the cliff drops down to a sea of fire. in the middle of this flaming ocean a great red dragon is chained. The dragon rages and thrashes, trying to escape the chains with an awe-inspiring fury. As I watch it struggle with its bindings, I fell my own hatred and anger rise. I recall every slight, every annoyance, every injustice that I have ever suffered and wish a painful death upon those who put me through such ordeals. No, I don’t just wish a painful death upon them, I desire with every fiber of my body to stand over them and make them suffer a thousand times what I have suffered. As my own rage builds the chains that bind the dragon weaken and break, one by one, and few now remain to keep it sealed in its fiery domain.

I walk this dangerous path and desperately try to balance these two horrors in the hope that neither might prevail over me. A head of me walks another traveler whose face I cannot see. I ask him, “What path do we walk?” and he replies in a distant and echoing voice, “The path of Life.”*

@ *Ninja holy- thats some deep shit, man. geez.

My dreams range from the normal to the completely freaking weird. Though probably the weirdest one is one I remember from when I was a kid and I could pull back part of my skin on my leg after an accident…

Recently though they’ve been mostly normal, stuff like scout camps and having girlfriends (I wish&hellip and that sorta boring dull stuff. I want my weird dreams back

@Dr. Burple: It was a dream I had, that I forgot most of, but used as the inspiration of that introspective delve into my very soul. It’s not something that I like to do often.

@pyrotwister: do you play dow 40k online?


anyways, my most fucked up dream that i can remember currently happened when i was aboot 7. i had just moved to chalk river a year or two ago and i live on a dead end street. i cant remeber most of it, just the end bits.

here it is: i was having a conversation with my parents about something uninteresting. and all of a sudden the ground shakes. we think nothing of it because we get micro quakes here all the time. then someone comes and bangs on our bay window, screaming for us to get out well we still can. we are intrigued and go to the window to see a giant volcano has opened up on the dead end! it has a very angry face and was spewing lava everywhere. my parents panic and we try and get out as fast as we can. we go to our back door (thats actully our main entrance) and we are about to leave when my mom tells me to go back inside and grab the toothbrushes. i go inside and the kitchen has bee remodeld like a super market. luckly the toothbrush isle was nearby and i grab three of those coulored disposible toothbrushes. the cashier runs up to me, asks how im going to be paying for those, and i say i cant. he grabs the toothbrushes back from me.

i woke up feeling so dissapointed with my self for not being able to get those brushes for my mom and dad. i actully went to their room and apologised after.

This is the dream I had. (BCB Related)

In a city, a dark place I was walking and stopped by a 7-11. Once there, I bought a bottle of water. While I was drinking that, I saw a small plushie. White as snow, very well detailed. When I turned the plushie and watch at the face I noticed that was Lucy. Why a Lucy plushie here? When I leave the 7-11 I entered the BCB world, walking I saw a big hotel. Something told me to enter the building. Once there I went upstairs, floor 6, room 604 I remember.
I was at the door, and I knocked. A girl responded and I told to let me in. My surprise in seeing Lucy’s face. I was shocked inside, but just a little surprised by the outside. She let me come in to her room, I asked her why she was here, and she answered: “Because I don’t want to be found”. Suddenly I said, “Mike and the others are looking for you, what are you thinking girl? You can’t disappear as easy as that” She only smiled, and went to a small couch, on a center table where some needles, thread and goods. I recalled the plushie, so I take it and showed to her. “Did you make this?” “Yes” She answered, “It’s to let you know that I’m fine without all of them, and to pay my stance in this hotel”
“Mike know about this” I said “He know you are here and he is on his way here, so I must leave. I swear for the soul of my mother that I never told him about you or about the plushie, he knows” I got into the elevator and went down. I saw her floor from the street and started walking. “I hope you find her” I said to myself.
Immediately after that, there was Mike, walking and talking with Daisy and Paulo. He was sad because he can’t find Lucy. We crossed roads, and when he walked by my side, he stopped and asked me “You…you saw her right?” I just give him the plushie and I went my way…
Mike went to his home; he selected his best wear and put it on. He ran to the hotel, and opened the elevator. Once outside the place, he knocked the door. Lucy opened the door, and as soon as she opened the door, he hugged her. He closed the door and since there, everything turned dark.
The next thing that I remember is seeing them in a park, watching some stores and walking here and there. Then, I appear at the side of the big hotel. I went to her room, and the room was empty. All her stuff was gone. In my mind there was relief, but for some reason, I felt alone. When I was about to leave the place, I saw over the same center table a plushie, the plushie was done based on me, and there was a note: Thank you. I toke the plushie, I put it inside my gabardine and walked to the door. After closing the door, the dream was over, and another completely different started…one of those dreams that i always wanted to never have again…

That’s it..

Heartwarming, and yet, almost sad. That you helped them together, but in doing so found yourself alone once more. Such is the sad fate of the mentor, who guides others to the path they seek and to the friends they need, but must always walk his own path alone.


You are a guide in dark times, leading others to the light.

@ frustrated writier: Truly a deep and incredible dream you had. I’ve had a few like that, but not with the BCB crew. I commend you on sharing that. Thank you

@GoldenArbiter~I play the first dawn of war, haven’t beaten it though, so i haven’t started playing dark crusade, or DoWII yet. I like the board game version better.

Wow, Writer, that’s quite the dream. ^_^