Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Just a bad day perhaps?

Not really, lettin my dislexsia show I guess.
Also to be read with a southern accent.

Virginia is not southern. You have no right to speak with a southern accent. Or even read with one.

O rlly?!? Did you know that Virginia succeeded from the union during the civil war? Also something I’ve never told anyone on here is that I was born in Albama. So yeah *southern* don’t tell me how to talk.

Alabama? You have my condolences.

And whether or not a state was Confederate has nothing to do with whether or not it is southern. FYI

And I will tell you how to talk whenever I want to, I just expect you to ignore me 95% of the time and do the opposite of what I say the other 5% of the time just to spite me.

Sumthim like that.

See, the power of suggestion does work.

“Whether or not a state was Confederate has nothing to do with whether or not it is southern.”

That’s some carpet-baggin’ yankee talk, right thar.

Historically, it has. ^_^

last night i had a good one.

i was waiting under a blanket of snow. it was kind of of cold, but comforting. i was holding some form of long range weapon. my friend who was next to me, had a rocket launcher.

there was a train that we needed to destroy. it was very heavily armed and armoured. i shot at it a couple of times to distract it. (fluff missing because its not important and im on a time crunch). he fires the rocket launcher (which fired iridium slugs) at the train, which causes a warp in something, and a giant piller raises from the ground, destroying the train.
then my drama teacher gave me a B- for my efforts….

o well.

That is one bold drama teacher. ^_^

Wow what balls your teach has for giving you a B- for fighting an armored, gun toting train. I would have shot him in the groin and clubbed him with the rifle butt a couple times for that.

I think we need to go deeper.

¬-¬

i dont often have dreams. i just go to sleep and its black for a few seconds then i wake up and its morning. though the few times i have dreams they are often blurry or awkward or just extremely violent. For example:

One dream i can vaguely remember was like my vision was blurry around the edges and i saw people from my school just wandering the streets pointing and looking at shit but i couldnt hear what they were saying

Another dream i had when i was younger was i was running from this big black monster-looking thing in my school playground, but my legs were really heavy and difficult to move.

And another very gory dream i had recently was where i was in my english classroom ripping people’s throats out with my bare teeth. i didnt wake up scared, more like confused.

interpret that as you will

I had another dream! And a lot of people from the forum was in it too. O.o

Okay so practically everyone from Random Chat was in this big ancient looking room and we had to get to the other side alive by solving a puzzle. Time was of the essence considering there was something else going on in the world and we needed to complete the puzzle and get out of there A.S.A.P. As we all start to solve the puzzle (Something to do with moving big blocks and staying on them or something.) We messed up and Zeus came down to kill us all.

So we all start to fight him and he had these weird disks that implode on contact and he’s just chucking them at us all, but keeps missing cause we all used our crazy ninja skills to run away. Well I notice the disks chilling on the floor, and think “Hey I can use his own weapons against him!” So a gather them up and start throwing them back.

Well I have terrible aim, so every single one veers off course at point blank range, or if they actually hit him they do little to him cause he’s a God and such. Well I impress him with my gall and he proposes a deal: He will let us all go free if he can have me, (If you know Greek Mythology you know exactly what his is planning too.) And everyone freaks out and is yelling “No way in Hell!” and “Screw you!” and I quietly agree.

Then everyone really freaks out but I assure them that it is the only way we will all get out of here alive and Zeus smirks to himself. Then the dream time skips and we’re all leaving the ruins awkwardly. And I now have a baby, in my tummy. And he’s gonna save the world or some shit like that.

Then I woke up and was like “….The Hell?” -.-

O.K. thats an odd one Commi. I dont have anything that can top that

Sound like something from God of War.

Fuckin’ Zeus. I’mma kick his ass on behalf of you and Gabe.

Oh my. That Zeus is a jerk. ^_^

(I cannot find any other pejoratives that I feel comfortable using. Sorry, Johnny.)

Up, and funny thing was I was actually sad to see him leave. Abandonment issues lol.

Tee hee. ^_^

Oh well. I am probably better off without dreaming, seeing as only things like this happen.

I can’t usually remember dreams, but I always have these dreams that are so random and never make sense.

I once had a dream where my old best friend who lived in Florida was playing the saxophone in the streets and begging for money. I also had a dream where McDonalds was actually a skydiving agency.

I also had another dream with disco lights and polar bears…

I had a dream of a dream of a dream

Sorry, just ignore me, I can’t resist ^_^

@Leaving a Comment:

Aw man, Zeus perpetuated his stereotype of being a rapist.



That’s very flattering that you did such a thing for all of us, but your subconscious hit the nail on the head on how we would respond to such a suggestion.

@ILB, oh I don’t get raped in most of my dreams, that’s why I thought it was so odd that I was in this one.

@Sean, yeah they fact that you guys were there was the reason I posted it. Well I doubt that you guys would be okay with me getting raped and ILB was the only other girl there and I sure as Hell wasn’t gonna let that happen. Subconscious me apparently wants to protect ILB’s innocence.

In a “real” version of that dream, we would find a way… If not then I would do the same for you guys, but I’m not sure if Zeus would be into men…

If you really wanted to Sean we could give you to Aphrodite or Apollo. I think he fancied men some what…

No, I’m good. It was more of a worst case scenario decision, I prefer women over divine dickings.

Nope it will defiantly be Apollo now and then you’ll be forced to make sweet but love to him for a week.


Nightmare fuel!

That’s not nightmare fuel. Apollo was the prettiest, gentlest dude ever.

Fine, but only if he helps finish the set for Little Shop of Horrors.

Tee hee. Protecting my innocence. ^_^

I’m your Knightess in shining armor! Cause Zeus is climbing in your window, snatching your innocence up. So you better Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

By which you mean, of course, that my (hypothetical*) husband should hide my (hypothetical*) kids and me. ^_^

*: as of yet, at the very least.

But actually, that does make me feel safer. Somehow. ^_^

No, she meant your wife~ <3

My wife? An amusing prospect. ^_^

No ILB was right the first time Jerk.

Shhhh

Let me dream.

n_n

You dream of ILB’s wife?

He dreams of lesbians. ^_^

Yes of course he does, other wise it would not be Jerk.

Women are awesome, and the only thing more awesome than one woman is more than one woman.

That was nearly a compliment. But only nearly. ^_^

It scares me that this conversation is still on topic.
JERK WE ARE LOSING OUR TOUCH!

Yes, tell me more about this “touch” of which you speak.

Oddly enough I had a dream last night that I murdered Sandy with a baseball bat.

Well you see, you’ve got the touch, you’ve got the power.

Stan Bush. Pffft.

And that is why the Church hates prostitutes.

(snip snip)

^_^

And this is why anyone who talks about prostitutes are either gay, or REALLY hate men. And since it is a double negative, it makes a positive, which is…