Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I’m surprised there hasn’t been more arguing here.
…
No seriously I am.

Thor is your savior!

Thor? Blasphemy! Follow Zeus, the king of gods who has real lightning bolt as weapons. No silly hammer for him.

Thor or Zues?
Thor or Zues!?
Arghhh I can’t decide they’re both just too awesome!

You speak of fool gods, let those mere goats enjoy their way of greeks of old, oil wrestling and turning into cows amd such, vile toga wearing pansies, Only thor can lead us into ragnorak and free us in the battle for our souls!!

… The irony… I can taste it.
Thor was not only the Greek god of thunder, but also of goats. The irony comes from you using it as an insult. Zeus was the Roman king of gods (Not Greek like you say).

To this thread I say:
“I just stuck my penis in the punch bowl and stirred.”

@MiwAuturu (Wii)~You are wrong, the Greeks and Romans believed in the same thing, just with different names, Zeus was Greek. His Roman counterpart was Jupiter. Thor was in neither, he was apart of Norse mythology, i.e. the Vikings. Thor was also the god of war.

If you were being funny by being blatantly wrong, then sorry. I’m a Nazi when it comes to mythology.

Brother to Thor,
And Oden, god of war
Is, Loki god of fire,
WHO REIGNS FOREVER MORE

Edit:@Xu-kitty~…….that’s not punch….

Hugh Laurie is the shepherd you shall not want. Because he will mock you into a coma and then cure you in a completely unethical way.

No, wait i change my mind, instead of Oden, I choose to worship the God Emperor. For he is the creator of the space marines, and he shall know, no fear.

Oden kills you with force lightning. He gains 20 xp and 5 gil.

-Oden receives: 1-Rusty dagger-

(Oden) the hell am i supposed to do with this….?

@Pyro: LEMONAIDE NOW, BEE-OTCH!

Xu-kitty has a point: Lemonade or get out.

Bokuno Kira desu!

Dance my puppets..

Taeshi, you are pure EVIL!

*Brings twelve glasses of lemonade from twelve different countries*
I hope this is enough…..and i just realized that Oden is spelled OdIn………

How dare you misspell Lord Odin’s name!?! Ragnorak now ask me how! Ragnorak now ask me how!

Why must we all talk of such minor gods?
We should all just accept that the Anvil God is the true creator and ruler of everything.

GROWN UPS ARE TALKING, PREGGO.

LEMONADE OR GET OUT.

I HAD THAT BABY WEEKS AGO.
way to notice man.
Didn’t you wonder where all that crying was coming from?

And fiiine.
*lemonades*

Okay, you can stay.

Preggo.

Wait…was there an M-preg fic that I didn’t hear about or something?
WTF? 0_o

Though we all know that the “anvil god” is just Manos trying to act cool for the kids.

@ TCN: It’s a long story. Buuuuut it all started with Jacob making jokes about a (nameless)’s trademark sigh. He might’ve said “pregnant sigh” once, I don’t remember. Anyway, Jacob changed his name to Pregnant-something-something and said he would keep the name for nine months. He got bored with it after two weeks. Leaving a Comment was revealed to be the father, I’m guessing she raped him, and then he had the baby in a gruesome display of visceral horror. We had a baby shower. I brought him a coat-hanger, “in case he wanted to dress up the beast in little suits or something.” I don’t remember what happened to the baby, but I think Leaving a Comment might have eaten it. Or Jacob did. Again, I don’t remember.

Actually intresting story there.

The babys just been asleep most of the time.
And I got a nanny completely free so he will be away from us most of time.

It’s almost as if he we’re never real.
…

Jacob got Teen Pregnant. :O I was sure it had been eaten by now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3TX-dlZGUw

Funny movie, bad music.

*Deep echoed voice*The revival of Valmar!!
(Gosh… he really filled his mouth while saying that)

Ah religion… the easiest way for smart manipulative jerks to make a mob do thingies for them… Not that some politic ideologies can’t do the same thing though…

Even with that… I feel that people should believe whatever they want to believe… If that makes them happy and they don’t go all preaching with it yay for them.

And yeah this comes from an agnostic, the lazier and more confy way of thinking about that…

“Ah religion… the easiest way for smart manipulative jerks to make a mob do thingies for them…”

I’m flattered.

I don’t even need to read this massive wall of text to know that shit has hit the fan.

There were some deceptively awesome or hilarious moments. Now it’s just about extorting lemonade from younger forum members.

*grins*

What.

Leave this thread, authorities are being contacted.

-clears my throat- to me there is no god unless prooven that there is,there are to many different religoins for them all to be real opr one so why waste time with suposed wars and other terrible thing due to the fact of religion difference

just my two cents

shut UP YOU FUCK

*Gendo Pose*

@zeeunknownartist~How blunt.

@Jerk~You mean i DIDN’T have to go to all those countries and get them lemonades?!?! YOUR EVIL!

I just laughed at a commercial about cheerleaders with disabilities. In my defense, it was hilarious.

Can’t we somehow change this topic? Lets talk about Lemonade. Sweet sweet lemonade.

Shut up, woman, get on my horse.

heh… I got that reference…

It’s all well and good to make fun of the deities no one in the entire world takes seriously (pretty sure there are no Zeus worshipers out there, but I guess anything is possible). It’s not like Manos ever formed the core of anyone’s world view. No one’s going to get mad if you devoted an entire comedy routine to mocking his existence. Unless it was boring and they had they had a really short fuse.

But let’s face facts: real-life religion is a touchy subject for a lot of people. You know, something to be taken seriously. So, in the interest in giving some reasonable perspective to at least two sides of the argument, I would like to present this article.

why are you all still posting in this thread
stop