Bittersweet Candy Bowl

The paladin notices the couple approaching his location and calls out.

Finally someone shows up! I just split four trees with one slice!

He drops down next to Icarus

“I don’t think that is their intention. I think their intention is to have intercourse. Don’t be disappointed.”

She twitches her ears, sighing to herself. Their scent was so strong, she could smell them even after she had slowly followed Makar out of the camp. She mutters under her breath.

Horny lovestruck fools.


((CRITICAL FAILURE- Delilah comes back several minute later adjusting her skirt, angry at Albert. “That was it!? You’re useless, even CARTER did a better job then you!&rdquo)

That’s one way to cope with the stress.

He simply sits down and waits for the other’s to finish their various “tasks”

As the couple approach, Icarus and McCardell can see Delilah tugging on both of Albert’s arms playfully, stepping up to him to give him a passionate kiss as she walks backwards into the clearing, running her hands down his chest. At the knight’s words, her tail poofs out and she freezes, looking back over her shoulder with wide eyes, her ears and cheeks crimson.

Uhm… Hi! We didn’t realize you were out here still… *she stands directly in front of Albert*

A bit startled by McCardell, the paladin whips around.

Aah! Stop doing that!

…Whatever works, as long as they take notice I’m okay.

(And Icarus is Ninja’d)

Being frustrated at how McCardell kept appearing suddenly, only to mention him and Delilah being together, he throws a knife near him but intentionally missing his head
I think I tod you to stop that didn’t I?
Argg I just wanted some peace with Delilah is that so much to ask?
puts his hand around her shoulder and points off to another clearing a few miles away
Want to head off somewhere a little more private dear?

(Oh and Rukral.
I will murder you.
Murder you dead)

Icarus sighs heavily.

…Back to being ignored.

He looks quizzically at Icarus

“Maybe, just maybe, if you didn’t express your dependence on others so overtly then people Deflects a knife with one of his own would perhaps be more agreeable to your problems. Also, there are other matters to be concerned with than your cutting down trees”

Looks over at Albert
“You shouldn’t throw knives at people you don’t want to kill. A waste of a good knife

Makar looks (almost) everywhere and no sight of his shield.
I can’t find it! I can’t believe I can’t find it… I’m sure it fell somewhere around here…
He kept loonking for his shield, and stoped when he noticed Liselotte muttering something, thinking she wasn’t glad to be helping him. He placed a hand on his head and said, looking aside.
Lieselotte… if it bothers you to help me… you don’t need if you don’t want…

Uh, yes. We just were going to have a little private talk. We’re sorry we uh… interrupted you two.

She pushes herself back against Albert, tugging his arms around her shoulders and resting her hands on his as she leans back, pressing her head up against his chin.

Maybe you should give me a boost to show me where this clearing is? I’m not as tall as you, I can’t -see- it from all the way down here…

She grins up at him, her tail having a life of its own judging by its movements…

Nonono, that’s alright, I’ll leave.

[@McCardell while walking back to the group.] I- I guess you’re right. But it wasn’t cutting down trees that was the source of my excitement, it was the sudden burst of power I felt prior. It was something I’ve never seen or felt before.

The end of this statement can be heard by the others.

(If anyone makes a TWSS joke about this, I will murder you through the internet so help me God!)

Albert picks her up besdie her waist and holds her up to his head hight, his tail acting on it’s own just as much as her’s as he wraps them together. He kisses her on the cheek and points off to where he was pointing to before
It’s uhh…
Over there see?
He squeezes her tighter in his arms as he tries keeping her up and nuzzles her cheek as she looks off to where he’s pointing
It’s a nice looking place to go.

Makar, I want help you, why would I not? I was just commenting on how Delilah and her lover keep on taking “walks” into the woods to enjoy the physical aspects of their relationship.
She scans the whole clearing looking everywhere but him.
I’m not allowing Sunday’s sacrifice go in vain though. I’ll guard you and her with my life if I have to. I’ll never be able to repay her for what she did, even though she should not have taken those actions. It was my fault and she payed the price, I’ll never be able to change that. The best I can do is make sure you stay safe and alive. If her soul is a part of you, it is all the more reason for me to protect you. In a way, I’ll keep safe both of my friends.
She blinks as she realizes what she just said.

(Lol bipolar much.)

Doesn’t know who Icarus is talking to, McCardell isn’t there anymore

And also- wait, where’d McCardell go? Damn, I will never get used to that.

He shakes his head as he returns to the group, the bright light long gone. He then realizes he forgot his sword. He rushes back to retrieve it, but thinks better of it.

I think my sword can wait for a while.

Delilah giggles happily, nosing back at her mate as he points, wriggling in his arms before latching onto him, wrapping her arms and legs around him.

Onward then!

Laughs gaily as she tugs on him as best she can like that, her skirt swishing against his thighs as the pair lurch off into the forest, nibbling on one of his ears with a very happy expression on her face as the paladin watches the pair disappears between the trees.

((IN-DEPTH DESCRIPTION WITH ALL THE DIRTY DETAILS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!))

((Pics or it didn’t happen, and a NSFW one this time))

(Fine you want description?
They boned.
It was hot.
And you were still a perv the whole time)

Makar look at Lieselotte in the eyes after hearing her last comment, surprised and with sad eyes.
What?! Just because of her sould is in my being you worry about me?
He looked aside, stepping on something made of metal when he tried to walk away.
M-my shield?! He got it and guided it to his right arm. I can’t believe that I found you!
He turned back to Lieselotte, hugging her.
Thanks for helping so far! I don’t really liked your way to make me find it, but at least I can protect you like I should have since the beginning. He smiled.

(((“I am McCardell and I approve of this being drawn and placed into the NSFW&rdquo))

(remember! it’s in parenthesis, it’s out of character!)

((CRITICAL FAILURE- Albert’s description is so bad, he realizes what he has written will never be out of his head. Overcome with guilt of his terrible description, he can never get it up again, and Delilah leaves him for Carter.))

(CRITICAL FAILURE- Being such an ass Rukral’s organs shoot out of his body to finally get away from him and he dies a slow and blood-filled death.
And nobody cared.)

((Is contemplating trying to draw this, even though he hates Abbey with a passion and refuses to draw him properly&hellip)

((CRITICAL FAILURE- Albert’s lack of commas in places they obviously should be and his sentence fragment, angers Rukral. He smacks Jacob, the person controlling Albert so hard, he gets knocked out of the Skype chat.))

(Gawd guys, more than once? It’s gonna lose its flavor eventually.)

Carter, taking initiative, grabbed the sword that Sir Icarus had dropped and offered it to him.

“Dude-I mean, Sir, you forgot this.”

Oh, thank you.

As he takes his sword, realization dawns on him.

Wait, that means y…

Oh shit.

((It’s the obligatory sex before the final fight! They might not come back from this! and if they do, they OBVIOUSLY have to have sex because they lived and need to celebrate ;D))

After some totally hot stuff which was extremely sexy and needs no description they decide to return to camp

I think we should be getting bak soon.
Don’t want people missing us.
Albert swings Delilah around the forest, dancing around almost as much as she does, and begins laughing and cheering whenever he nearly falls over as he carries her back to the camp. Soon enough they return and can see some people smiling, and talking between eachover merrily.
We’ll I can see everyones back to normal.
Glad to know that things have started to get better lately.
*Nuzzels Delilah’s nose* We all need some time to relax.

(And then they boned.
Happy now?)

She hugs him tight back. She still feels guilt for the outcome of her prior actions, but she is able to control it now. She kisses him on the cheek, and squeezes him tight again.
And I’ll protect you. I think I understand why Sunday did what she did. I’ll have this guilt for the rest of my life, but I won’t let it overwhelm me anymore. It will be what drives me, to make sure you stay healthy and happy, like she wanted.

“What, what is it?” Carter’s asks with a hint of panic. Maybe it was a bad idea for him to get the sword after all.

((Just kidding on that post ))

Delilah is grinning and kicking her feet in the new knight’s arms as the pair make their way back to camp, kissing at the side of his neck, her tail looking a little bit raggedy and her skirt the worse for the wear, with a couple of her sashes looking a bit looser than they were before as she is carried back into camp by her boyfriend, the pair having apparently taken their sweet time from the perspective of the camp. She grins and waves to people with her free arm, her other arm wrapped around the back of his neck to keep her up. She returns his nuzzle with a light bite on the bridge of his muzzle, then gets out of his arms, at least three times happier than she has any right to be.

Well! Let me get dressed, then we can be on our way.

The dancer ducks into the tent and begins changing, emerging fifteen minutes later, her fur better brushed. This is perhaps the nicest outfit anyone has seen her wearing; a crimson dress as red as the brightest blush, with some white fringes. What seems to be every bead she has is stringed up around her, making a loud clicking sound with every step. She has beads around her body, beads on her arms, and even a bracelet around each wrist which seems to be made out of pearls. As she steps out into the camp, she has a determined expression on her face; you can see her dagger stuck in a sash round her waist, and her whip at her side. She inhales deeply, then turns to the rest of the party, her dress moving round her legs.

I’m ready. Sorry that took so long, everyone.

*sigh* Never mind, if you don’t know, then I certainly am not going to tell you.

“That’s not fair! I wanna break trees too!” Carter whined, crossing his arms. It was obvious he thought that the sword was a key to making him more useful.

Makar smiled, embarassed when Lieselotte hugged and kissed him. After listening to her, he caressed her head gently, hugging her tightly.
I’ll make sure you’ll be happier and safier, then… He said, looking in her eyes.
I’m really glad you’re better now. Should we… go back? I don’t believe everyone’s going to wake up so soon, but if you wants…

(Gotta go autoplay now. Tactics stay the same and I guess. Don’t go finishin the game without me)

(Tactics? You mean bang Delilah at every opportunity? -awesomeface-)

She takes his hand and grips it tight.
Yes, we’d better go back. We’ve been waiting around too long already, and the others are already probably ready, unless Delilah and her partner went off on their own again…

((And this is what the beginning of the last sex scene looked like :I



Then they did some totally hot stuff which was extremely sexy and needs no description))

(Is Abbey with a mustache?)
Makar looked at Lieselotte when she held his hand tight, smiling slightly.
Well… we’re not going to fight without everyone along us, so I guess we still have some time…
He looked around for a few seconds, then looked at Lieselotte again.
Wanna go… somewhere? After saying that, he seemed embarassed. Guh! If you want, of course! We can just go back to the camp if you want!

((No it’s a pencil smear, anything that isn’t more darkly outlined doesn’t belong….))

What? Break trees?

He follows Carter’s gaze to his side where his sword hung.

…Oh, this? No, no no, it has nothing to do with the sword. In fact, / don’t even know how it happened!

((DERP :| I forgot her sash, oh well can’t always get all the details in I suppose))

“But… aww…” Carter sighed. After a second, he walked to Sir Icarus, holding out his hand. “Fine, you win.”

…Win what?

“Oh, nothing,” Carter whistled and prepared the well-hidden buzzer on the palm he was extending. He planned to take the sword from the stunned Icarus as soon as his shocker went into effect.

(SPELLED OUT FULL WELL SO YOU DON’T JUST WALK AWAY.)