Bittersweet Candy Bowl

(The last posts dont count)

The screaming ceases from within the castle, and the doors open once again, both hands come out at the same time, holding something in each of their fists. A voice coming from within the castle says…

Pick a hand…

She picks up everyone in the party, kicks down the door, rescues Delilah and Plinius, then seeing Reinhild dead, she proceeds to tear the body to shreds until nothing is left.

DON’T WASTE MY GOD DAMN TIME!

This has got to be a trap. Anyone have any suggestions?

FUCK.


I arrived too late, the killing is already done.

((Pick the red one, and you wake up, in bed, and forget this ever happened.

Pick the blue one, and you see how deep the rabbit hole goes&hellip)

THE PERSON IS DEAD, LET’S GO TO LILYLAND NOW FOR PART 2.

Picks up everyone and flies them to a land where everyone looks like Lily.

Albert shakes, his body trembling with fear and anger as the hands emerge, his eyes flickering from one to the other, then back. He whispers to Lady Liselotte.

Can you smell her? Which one is it?

AND THEN TOASTY CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND BITCHSLAPPED SEAN.


CRITICAL SUCCESS- HIS HEAD EXPLODEDED SUPER VERY MUCH

(I’m sorry I wasn’t here for that. I asked what had transpired several times past and received no answer.)

this is some gay ass shit

SEAN YOU ARE FUCKING DED NOW ROLE OVER AND DIE ASSHOLE

SRSLY. NO MORE FUCKING POWERPLAYING FOR YOU. U R TURDBURGLER.

(Dude, Icaras, BACKREAD!)

EVERYTHING HAS GONE TO HELL.

(Look, if you got something to say, say it now, and stop trolling the RP.)

[Game Paused]

(I didn’t have time, I was at work.)

Seeing the point of this adventure over, McCardell turns to the members of the party and smiles. It’s over. It’s finally over…

He stares at the ceiling and visibly relieves tension.

“You have been interesting companions in this journey, but for now… I must leave. Perhaps we will meet again…”

He grasps his hood and slowly lowers it. A brilliant flash of white fur shocks the others as they stare. The most beautiful blue eyes reflected back at them, filling them with hope and joy. The world was… a brighter place.

“Goodbye you guys…” He puts the hood back on, steps into the shadows, and is gone.

(Whoa wait, what’s going on now? This is so confusing&hellip

(People started raging and trolled the thread, that’s what. We will continue shortly.)

(^ THAT WASN’T ME!!!!

HEBS YOU NINJA’D ME!!!

SOMEONE STOLE MY NAME!!!)

(Everyone is fed up with the game, so Lisolette has killed Reinhild.)

Now if you guys’ll excuse me I’m going to go chillax with Ms. Sunday….

(You people are being so annoying, stop bitching around and roleplay correct for once. That means you Brock, Rukral, and ScarfNinja)

No, McCardell killed him

((WTF I have posted since I made a cameo and then deleted that post D: ))

(@McCardell: Look at that I hadn’t noticed your post, I guess you both killed her, but you killer her first)

(Who wants some delicious Rocket Power?

)

(I’ve got to go, hopefully you all get this settled, Dave will be in the front line, guarding those behind him especially Delilah. Anyone can control him.)

who stole my name guys seriously who stole my name :’(

i’m crying right now

((Fucking snoooths, using my name.


Anyways, i apologise(d) for being a douche.))

(THIS IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

((WTF!!!! Snooths knock it off….))

(I REPEAT, THE ABOVE POST WAS NOT ME. IGNORE ALL POSTS THAT USE THE INCORRECT FORMAT. NOTE THAT THE TEXT ABOVE IS FORMATTED TO LOOK IN CHARACTER BUT IS OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO BE OOC.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. I’M NOT GOING TO POST HERE AGAIN UNTIL THE STORYLINE IS TAKEN MORE SERIOUSLY. ANY POSTS BY “ME” BENEATH THIS, PLEASE DISREGARD UNLESS I SPECIFY OTHERWISE WITH A REFERENCE PHRASE.

FUCK YOU SN000THS.)

(@Hebs. I think there’s something you need to hear. Now I know this is hard to swallow. This thread has had a good long life, considerably longer than any other RP, but it’s time to let go. It’s just going to get sicker and sicker. A mercy killing would be best. It’s time to end this thread’s mysery. I’m sorry, but it preserves everone’s dignity this way.)

(Ok, well continue this some other time, once the heat dies down. Guys, seriously, if you don’t like something, talk instead of starting shit. You know I will listen to you, I did when you raged over me controlling your characters, and I tried to stop doing it (I wasn’t doing it on purpose), and I did. I removed the randomness and card system because some people were frustrated by it, I even made votings, and the majority wanted me to eliminate it, so I did.

I know my RP is FAR from perfect, but just to let you know, its the first time in my life I even lead one, and trust me that I’m trying, so please bear with me for a while and give me a chance before you explode. And to Miw, it was nearing its end anyways.

…

I think that’s all I have to say. Let’s finish this up tomorrow.

This thread is closing, the finale thread starts tomorrow.)

HEY FUCK YOU I WAS GOING TO STEAL ICARAS’ NAME AND DESTROY THE THREAD BUT I SHOWED SOME SELF CONTROL STOP BLAMING ME FOR YOUR PROBLEMS
AND BROCK YOU ARE A CUNT TO PIN YOUR LITTLE ANGER FITS ON ME
YOU ARE ALL SHIT
I AM SHIT
THIS THREAD IS SHIT
THIS FORUM IS SHIT
NOW STOP BEING BABIES AND GO BACK TO PLAYNG THE “PRETEND IM HAVING AN ADVENTURE AND DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE” GAME
F

have you guys ever heard of the shins they are a pretty good band you should check em out

Disregard all my posts,i suck alot of cocks

look at me,i like to post shit

nice try brock too bad i neva i never capitalize my letters properly or use commas !!
itt: brock learns he can post as other users and posts some silly 4chan images cuz he is an epic tRoll xD/ rukral calls more people out for not playing a dumb game right/ hebs and icaras get mad/ everyone eats shit and dies alone and forgotten

ya brock is an epic phail

i dont say epic or fail either
i am insulted

i am also insulted

(( I don’t know which is more disappointing. The fact that _someone_ decided to shit up this RP or the fact that people played along with it. Nice job breaking it hero.

I feel like stabbing people now. This is not a good thing considering there is a toolbox full of knives next to me.

Seriously. If you guys manage to fuck up this RP at the last mile I swear I will take control of every single person in the RP including Hebs and write an ending to it. And that ending will have a lot of people explode while casting a basic spell due to a critical failure.))

(But what about the sequel?)