Bittersweet Candy Bowl

hey this is J. zezy and I thought it would be cool to do a mash-up screen play. I hope that this is a good idea and people like it but I don’t know, so if you think it’s a good idea then post.
[anyway lets start this thing]

Michael and Lucy are walking through the park when…

Carter shoots mike dead and rapes lucy.
The end.

=O

Buuuuut every ending is a new beginning.

Stricken with grief over her unexpected pregnancy, Lucy visits a visits an abortion clinic/ vodoo shaman…..

Her vodoo visit is successful as mike rises from the grave (ditch she threw him in) and seeks revenge….zombie revenge, and lucy decides to keep the carter baby

So she can eat it in front of Carter as Lucy vivisects him.

On the day of delivery, Augustus runs into the room and steals the child, promising to raise it as a prince of darkness.

And runs straight into Zombie Mike, who tears off the top of his skull and eats his brains as he is serenaded by FFCat’s mortal screams.

Unfortunately, the swirling darkness of Augustus’s heart turns Mike into a horrifying zombie-monster-Japanese Cat-Thing. With this newfound power he challenges Paulo, the world’s greatest sex machine to a duel.

They choose Daisy as their battleground. However, after hearing of Mikie’s death, she started eating and didn’t stop…she is now morbidly obese. Feeling hideous in her new amorphous form, she readily agrees to the terms of the fight.

The two square off on the chosen destination, which has not felt the presence of men for many years. The mighty thrusts of Paulo vs the maw of Mike are legendary, but the fight is interrupted by the presence of David, the lovable crack-hound.

David pulls out a pizza cutter, declaring that Daisy is an imposter, and slices the beast open, revealing the real Daisy, as cute and vibrant as ever. She explains that the fake Daisy had eaten her, and was actually the flower girl in disguise. David becomes a hopless drunk, realising what he had done.

Years of counseling and random, crack induced sex would later model david into a buisnessman who helped pizza hut create complete monopoly over the market. All so he would never forget.

But that is neither here nor there. The battle between zombie mike and Paulo sexatronics continued.

Seeing Paulo’s amazing prowess, zombie Mike quickly changes tactics and begins to frantically rape Paulo with his three penises.

Unfortunately, Paulo actually earned the name, “the cat with a thousand penises”
He summons his willpower and sprouts his multiple sex organs, overwhelming Mike’s feeble attempts at rape

The monster overwhelms Mike and he turns into an eldritch abomination composed of millions of penises, some with blinking eyes and drooling mouths filled with rows of gleaming teeth. Paulo’s first impulse to tear out his own eyes is cut tragically short when the monster that is now Mike draws him in to an eternity of rape while the gaping maws laugh and scream at his torment.

Meanwhile, HP Lovecraft, a hundred years in the past, soils himself and does not know why.

But long before the eternity ended, Lucy and carters child comes back, wearing FF cats head as a hat. The sight of this shocked Paulo and zombie mike so much, that the rape ended. The child starts to float in the air as he chants evil incantations.

As time and space begin to warp and distort by the echos of a forgotten child, Lucy cries forth for the child to stop, elst the true nature of it’s father be revealed by the eldirtch tides spewing from its maw.

The Carter-child, who was forgotten several posts ago, looks on in amazement.
His name is Alfonso.

meanwhile, abbey, renowned sorcerer of mathematics, senses the babies space distortions, and teleports into his golden cannon, and shoots off to the battle. he lands with the grace of a turtle.

Sensing what was once hers, daisy flips into a syphallitic rage and mauls the closest female, Lucy. There happens to be mud nearby. How conveniant

But then Lucy grows weapons from her open wounds, a-la-Tokyo Gore Police style!

Then Necro Molly and her living doll Justin appear and raise the dead in an attempt to take over Connecticut.

However, Connecticut manages to dig an underground fortress, and arm it to the teeth world war Z style, and fight off the undead. Molly and her army seeing that they cannot win, attack Canada.

Canadians go into little hidey-holes and wait until winter. Molly’s zombies, lacking any form of body heat, freeze solid. The Canadians then emerge and smash the frozen undead with their hockey sticks.

after defeating the undead, the Canadians find a new sense of confidence, and they allie themselves with Mexico, and Russia, then declare war on the U.S.

The US easily defeats Canada. The resounding Bitch-slap is felt across the world, making the Mexicans shiver in their boots enough for sleeper agent McCain to assassinate their president and assume rule of the country. Their GDP now exceeds Japan.

However, Japan has giant robots ready.

the giant robots are from Mac though, so no real threat there.

just thin LUCY have being defeated by Canadians divides her self into an unstoppable giant vagina. Then the world stopped in awe of the giant clit as it opened to show a mega Lucy who can…

( wow :-) )

Meanwhile, McCain sips coffee as the mega Lucy who can turn into an assortment of bricks reminiscent of John Travolta’s right ear attacks Tokyo, taking out all the giant robots.

Lucy wakes up from her batshit insane dreams in her bed to find liam laying next to her…

Unfortunatly the coffee was poisoned, and McCain slips into a deep coma. The loss of their leader drives the Mexicans to such sorrow that their tears blooded Acapulco.

however because the U.S is annoyed with them,they bomb the shit out of mexico,destroying all the cities

The sorrow of the Mexicans was so great in fact that they fused together to create the
MEGA-MEXICAN

the mega mexican is fucked up the ass by an atom bomb,and evaporates into thin air as he is in the epicenter of the explosion

The Canadians, sensing the explosion, performed “Mega Hockey Stick Attack Reversal” and countered the explosion, after which they grieved for their southward brethren.
+20 EXP

(+1) ~Rusty Dagger~

Just thin Godzilla rises from the fonds pond and the rain of a million years of darkness begins.
The only one whom can stop him i FFcat whom is still dead. OR SO YOU THOUGHT!!! that Augustus was merely an illusion of a giant cookie which causes intent to rape when eaten. mean while as Godzilla was starting the O.M.Y.D. the FFcat awoke McCain with a kiss. As McCain awoke he screamed with horror as he realized what just happened but before he could begin throwing-up he sensed the O.M.Y.D. beginning so he…..

………………….

this is fucked up

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

THE…………….. END

YAY! lets start another one!

okay dokey number two

Mc.C, Abbey, and Michael are………. ( please nothing perverted )

oh and here are the credits for #1

J. zezy

DritchJaul

J. Vincero (Jerk)

Pronkat

Pyrotwister

Mallow

Michael Chambers

Ace

Larken

Austin St. James (Wii)

Leaving a comment

Gabriel Kaxbe

Ace the Eelord

Hannibal

Maverik

Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy

MiwAuturu

Radial

The Readers, Bittersweet Candy Bowl, and anyone I missed

thank you all

umm you put me twice, Dritchjaul and Pyrotwister.

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