Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I would just like to point out the image right by the banner ad at the top of the page. That’s Rachel. And she’s counting money. And she’s naked.

Rachel has prostituted herself to Project Wonderful.

Yes I’ve said that.
That whore.

But…
People are allowed to be naked.
She was just lazy an didn’t get dressed is all.
…
Then again she would still be a whore

Lucy, Daisy and Tess, to name a few, are naked all the time. (Though Rachel’s the only one where naked means rutting.)

Yet, you have to admit that in can be misinterpreted. Especially, you know, since we’ve only seen her naked after having sex.

He was naked.
But he wasn’t counting money.
*cough* hooker *cough*

*cough* wow by the looks of all that money she must be pretty expensive *cough*

*cough* or very busy *cough*

Point is, Paulo’s always naked, save for special occasions like the prom. Rachel’s almost the direct opposite. She’s always dressed, except when she sheds it all for “special occasions.” And when I say “special occasions,” I mean, of course, banging Paulo.

Unless you count Paulo’s daydream during “Back and Forth,” although that was pretty sexual in nature too…so the point still stands.

I’d like to think of the Rachel Ad icon as a sort of clever tongue-in-cheek metaphor. But whatever

*cough* I think she’d be to busy with school and all to have a whole bunch of people to attend to *cough*

You’d be surprised how much free time anyone can make for clients…

*cough*….
…
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Ew *cough*

Wow I should really get this cough checked out.
It seems to happen whenever I’m being awkward.
Coincidence I wonder?