Bittersweet Candy Bowl

As it stands my tenure as the Eelord will end shortly and thus I must be on the move for a new species to lay dominion over. This is where YOU can help. Every weekend I will assert control over a new animal and I need suggestions. The most popular vote/ one that seems best for the week will be chosen and I will rule them. So, start now if you want, for tomorrow I will say farewell to my eels and the journey starts new!

(refresher- First was Horselord (Decreed by Commie)
Second was Flylord (chosen by myself)
Third was Eelord (suggested by Jerk))

Cock.

As in the chicken. That counts cause it’s an animal.

I second the ace the cock lord

I’ll take a vote for Ace the Goatlord.

In an effort to make the most unique user name I could possibly think of… I have come up with this.

Ace the Parastratiosphecomyia_stratiosphecomyioides Lord…

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>.>

Look it up.

Chaos.

As in an amoeba.

Ace the asslord.

If you don’t know why this is valid, get off my internet.

RAINBOW BUNNIES.

Ace the Shark Lord.

Rainbow bunnies

MMM for a second this come to my mind:
Hoshi no Samidare
Amamiya Yuuhi/ Noi Crezant (The Lizard Knight)
Shinonome Hangetsu/ Ludo Shubarie (The Dog Knight)
Shinonome Mikazuki/ Muu (The Crow Knight)
Nagumo Souichirou/ Dance Dark (The Horse Knight/ Unicorn)
Hakudou Yayoi/ Shea Moon (The Snake Knight/ Invisible)
Shimaki Hyou/ Coo Ritter (The Black Cat Knight)
Inachika Akitani (The Swordfish Knight)
Hoshikawa Subaru/ Lee Soleil (The Rooster Knight)
Tsukishiro Yukimachi/ Ron Yue (The Tortoise Knight)
Kusakabe Tarou/ Lance Lumiere (The Mouse Knight)
Sorano Hanako/ Kil Zonne (The Mantis Knight)
Akane Taiyou/ Loki Helios (The Owl Knight)

Maybe Lizard Lord ? Crow Lord ?

I officially change my vote to rainbow bunnies.

Sorry souppy, Gays are not animals, they are people (while of kingdom Animalia I will not rule them, too much effort). Your vote is invalid.

unicorn lord
that’s gay, unless you are charlie

Shark or Unicorn.

Magical Neigh….

Are you trying to replace Jerk in the name changing area?

He hasn’t changed his name in a while. Anyways if I could draw well enough I’d make epic drawings of my rise to power for each of these creatures. If only…

If bunnies win I will draw it!

Offtopic:

You know why gay people are cool ? Because they are not NORMAL !
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Naaaah, im joking !!! Gay people is not cool.


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:-3 lol

Ah… I had hoped… can’t be helped I remember how you said you find him doing that smexy.

Do you have a valid suggestion Taeshi? Star is reaaaaly pushing bunnies

I push shark or Unicorn!!!

Magical angry Neigh!

Squid!!

What the fuck is a “Ee” ??

It’s Eel Faustii, but Eellord looks awkward…

Ace the Axolotl Lord

Maybe… LegendaryEsquilaxLord !!

Taysh and Souppy are like male and female versions of the same person.

Except that one is nice and the other is an ann—HOLY SHIT!!!! Jerk! You’re Right!!!!!!!!!!

Ace the SlothLord!

Ace the sithlord?
Ace the HumanLord?
Ace the SpadeLord?

Vote for both cocklord and asslord.

For any who care to read, this is a link to the story of the Horselord, told as it ought to be, not how it was. Also, keep voting! I’ll choose on wednesday

Gallop to Glory- Rise of the Horselord

*Note it is 2,311 words long, because I got bored. Should be longer, but, well, I didn’t think anyone would really read it so it’s not the best thing I ever wrote.

…This is why I love you Ace, this is why. Though there should have been a Leaving a comment horse in there.I feel a fad coming about now, a thread to share our stories.

Verily, I hath been requested to vote for cock.

I vote for cocklord. COCKLORD 2010

GAYlord XD XD XD plz send internet comedian of the year trophy 2 my moms house but put “basement” under the address or she wont give it to me

Ace the Tentacle Lord…

Commie made me vote for Bunnies.

You are the bunnylord Ace.

LORD OF THE DANCE

Flaming Unicorn Bunnies

refrigerators

Burning Chipmunks !!

Welp, it’s offical, The bunnies have won. Valiant effort Cocks, perhaps next time.

*suits up*
Let’s go rule a species…

Unicorn Bunnies!! On Fire!!?

oh wait i did not realize someone had said gaylord already someone stole my brilliant joke

SuitCase, you have stolen my incredible internet funny phrase “gaylord”™ ©Whf Studios 1945®. I suggest you pay the fine of 60000 e-dollars, or face the law.

Second story!
Flight of the Flylord

It’s a poem!