Bittersweet Candy Bowl

….can I use “interbutts” since I have a self deprecating sense of humor? I mean, you’re objection seems to be that it’s usage makes me a hypocrite…but I’m fully aware that I’m kind of a dumbass when I’m on the internet, and sometimes even while not on the internet. Although I’m more likely to use “interboobs”, for various reasons, I assume that it’s subject to the same objections.

@ Quacksalver: When I was a teen, I referred to the entire anatomy of a woman in terms of distance from her breasts. For example, her collarbone would be located at her “upper interboob.”

@Cold as Ice
It could be because of the fact that it’s my ring entrance music?
Maybe you saw one of my fights?

This one doesn’t involve me at all, save I was present at the time. Last Thursday I was in the bus going training, when I saw what really looked the beginning of a divorce case. I had to sit at the front because there weren’t any other seats left and this couple were arguing. I wasn’t paying much attention until the woman started shouting “Arrêt! Arrêt!” in an awfully busy bus. From then on pretty much everyone was paying attention. It was this Franco-Irish couple with two small kids fighting about crap like they do. Apparently they were separated or sowt because at one time she threw an envelope with child care money back at the guy. But they just kept bickering all the way, with her mouthing stuff in French to shut him up. And then after about a half hour she delivered the doomsday line. She said that she didn’t care who started the fight, but they weren’t happy, just physically attracted. By then, the guy was absolutely fuming! He looked like he was ready to stab her. He grabbed one of the kids forcefully and literally dragged him out of the bus, while she kept bickering on and on… Funnily enough, somewhere between that half hour I slept like a log for about 10 mins or so.

@Jake
Wait… are you really lanky, with long arms, and you fight with one of your arms at your hip?

I have a co-worker who’s friend recently committed suicide…

*heavy sigh*

*Super-massive sigh*

*gargantuan-ultra-mega sigh*

So I used to work at a local pharmacy while I was in high school and I saw some people in pretty bad situations. What stuck out the most was this old lady who had to take this expensive medication to keep her organs from shutting down or something like that. Those kind of drugs usually carry a hefty price tag even with insurance. One day she comes in to pick up said medication only to be unable to pay for it. I would have given it to her anyway, but legally the pharmacy can’t give drugs away. A few days later one of my co-workers was thumbing through the paper and found out she died.

A week later I would find myself selling my class principal his prescription of Viraga. LOL life.

*EXPLOSION!*

@Ninja & Hot’n’Spicy-EffJay: how dare you best my *heavy sigh*, that’s my thing
@TheNoun: I also use drugs, painkillers so I can do things such as typing without suffering excruciating hand pain. But if my insurance was cut this very moment at least it wouldn’t kill me…

@TheNoun
Jesus… I would’ve given her the pills anyway, money be damned…

@Cold as Ice
Yes, I am. And that’s called the “Hitman” style.

Anyways I managed to find another gym, and I have a match set up against that kid tomorrow. Now the question is what round should I take him out in, and how much should I mess up his face before I do so…

I swear on all that is holy, if anyone even thinks about feeding the troll I will lose it.

Whatever round Jake decides to deliver the KO punch in he needs to yell it out.

SUPAH KNOCK OUT PANCHEEE!!!!!

It’s a lot like feeding squirrels. At first it’s cute and kind, but then they bite your hand off…

Defining drama moments eh, well other than what described in the romance and venting post the defing moment involving my dad the idiot. he drinks way to much, when was young it was terrifing having him come home shitfaced and slam the door so hard it fell off the hinges, screaming for dinner and yelling at me for not beingas good at or interested in sports as the neighbors kid, all the fucking time back then it was him drunk off his ass basiclly telling me i was worthless. still get freaked out when people raise their voices upset like. hell i cant yell at people or get mad because im kind of afraid i sound like him, hate being compared to him. All my life relatives say i look so like him and they never knew how much they were insulting me. The idiot never laid a hand on me or anyone in the family but it was still enough to scare a kid shitless. well that went on for year untill i was in my teen t which point age caught up to him and he stopped being scary and became pathetic, one about five years back i was playing video games with a freind when he comes stumbling into my room, drunk off his ass, only wearing boxer shorts to ask how to get the dvd player to work. Ive explained the proccess to him a thousand times before but as ive said he is a fucking idiot, so i explain it again and before he leaves he feels the need to fall over onto the bed, roll around, walk into the door frame on his way out of the room then fall down the stairs after he tripped over the cat! dont worry the cat was fine. After my mom passed away he got worse, dating a different skank a week and putting another mortgae on the house after it was paid off to buy a convertable, seems my mom was the only thing keeping him in check. He’s banned from most bars in town after a bender involving his doctor (terrible drinking partner). Then he decided to follow me to singles nights which i discused earlier. Yeah he’s one of the reasons i moved, talk to him once since coming here on my birthday a few years back when he called, drunk and mistakeing me for my brother for 20 minutes despite me correcting him. since i moved away he dated about 8 more skans, and tried to stop drinking at which point his system shut down he temporarily lost his memory, took all his money out of the bank, and got shoved into the phcye ward when the bank tellers called the cops on him when he refused to leave. you think he would stop after that and he did. for a week while he dated the head nurse who thought she could make him better (terrible relationship) well a month ago they found him drinking at work so his job threw his ass in rehab with the threat of denying him his 30 year pension if he doesent do 3 months.


Sorry to unload on you guys but i think this and the other thing i disscussed count as dramatic, still dont like raiseing my voice much.

well thats about it

See my last post under relationship forum.