Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@Jake
You know… A quick Google of “Metro City Boxing Club” yielded no actual boxing clubs… And, living in Australia I figured I’d double check… But there’s certainly nowhere called Metro City. Certainly not in the USA. So I don’t really know what you’ve proven :\

@ Maverik

You do realize what we are doing correct?

And ya, that place doesn’t exist. :/

Thus my statement is proven.

Jake is fake.

LOL, ME CAN RHYME. HERPADERPDERP. CB

And watch, he’s gonna reply with yet MORE agression.

Y’know, he was kind of a cool guy otherwise. I talk to him afterwords and we had a conversation about musical interests and he gave me a CD.

That CD was quite awesome.

(Dark Side of The Moon if you wanted to know.)

@Cyo: Wooo, childish anger issues from a fake guy!

*Raises arms in delight*

Oh, sorry ‘bout that. It’s really called Dayton Metro Boxing Club. Someone accidentaly called it that and we haven’t let him live it down. XD
Well, at least everyone else hasn’t, I don’t really talk to anyone there.

@Cyo
No I get it… I’m just curious why, real or not, he would post information that couldn’t be checked, since it proves nothing. I’d have either posted something we COULD check, or if I was lying, found someone online with close enough stats & same name, and link that…

Oh, nice. Cover you butt by first googling an actual place, giving us the name, and a half believable story!

Nice…

Fail.

He walked in and asked the coach, “Is this the metro city boxing gym?” and everyone cracked up…

*your

jeez, I need to stop relying on spell-check so must.

Oh, and that was at Jake.

Plus add in a complete 180 from his original disposition! C8

OK, prove that you are telling the truth and link us to your boxing profile.

I just typed it up! That’s what it said! name, weight, height, arm length, country, and record. I live about 16 miles away from the gym in Troy.

all that’s left is the phone number and a little bio about myself, which you already read.

But I want an official link. You can type up anything, I could say I’m a professional pimp, but that doesn’t make it true.

Oh hai thar.

Thank you so very much for providing us with the info to a boxing club that you don’t even exist in.

Thank you so very much for digging an ever deeper pit for yourself.

and let you see more personal info? I’m already taking a risk letting you know my name and the area where I live…

@Cyo: Did you google it?

Either way, I think that we have enough proof now. Jake is a FAKE!

Eh, believe what you want. If you don’t want to believe that I’m a boxer, then go ahead. I have better things to do then post on this site…

Oh we is turning chicken naow.


@TheRay
I googled it. Went to the first link. Looked at the list of profiles, which are alphabetical, with the last name first. He didn’t exist.

What’s interesting is that he actually doesn’t live all that far from me. >:3

That is, if he even lives near there.

*…and by that I mean he lives fairly close to me.

Egads, I am failing all over, aren’t I? :O

And yet, you still are.

Also, as far as I know, info that personal doesn’t go onto them kind of things mostly because it’s illegal.

(Yes, I have just realised about the HTML. =D)

That was to Jake just so you know.

@ TheRay

Ya, I know.

I admit, this is the funniest thing I have ever had the opportunity to be involved in. XD

I know, it’s like an adventure but without doing anything!

Also, props to you for finding that, can’t believe I missed it. xD

Heh, you wouldn’t think it was so funny if you were in the ring with me…
Now I’m curious. Do you take a martial art?

Haha, thanks!

I enjoy this kinda thing. ^^

And it was an adventure. XD With a fail “boss” to boot. X3

Why does it matter? I mean, not that I’m dissing boxing as a sport, but as a fighting style, I’d take taekwondo, krav magha, MCMA, muay thai or ju jitsu over boxing any day of the week.

…Did you two seriously just post at the exact same time..?

That’s just scary. Also, Jake, we’ve already established that you don’t box, so there’s not a point in saying to get in the ring with you. ¬_¬

I’m also highly enjoying the fact that Jake is constantly reversing his attitude, and trying to actually make himself look good.



Look, dude, ya failed. Now, do us all a favor an leave.

And take that wretched pile of utter fail with you.

Yeah, problem is only my profile is fake… I really do take boxing.

and I really did sent a kid to a wheelchair…

… O.O

Ya yer right! That IS kinda creepy.

And that was at TheRay, not Jake.

Either at the same time or close enough.

I think it’s funny too. He goes from complete muscleheaded psycho to normal in no time flat.

I also want to point out that no one really makes a big deal about featherweight champs. It’s all about the heavyweight bouts.

And what’s wrong with featherweights…?

@Jake: Sure ya did lad. (I’m Irish, I’m allowed to use it. xD)

@Cyo: I wonder if it was… a sign. *Insert Dramatic Anime Pose Here*

@TheRay

A sign of what, pray tell?

@Jake… again: They’re really light in the ring and most people wanna see the big guys.

Ya, it’s at the big, brawny dudes is where its at. Tell me, how many skinny dudes do ya see make it on TV? They’re real guys are always HUGE. AND they’ve earned it.

AND they beat them proper. They do NOT beat them senseless. They win, and that is all.

@Erebus: Of the apocolypse.. The end is nigh I tell ye, run while ye still can!

Either that or Taeshi having a sudden plot twist.

Or absolutely nothing.

AHHHH!!! The Plot Twist has been Harold! Run everyone! Wait for the madness to subside!

@ Taeshi

Hey, glad you could join this highly entertaining show called “watch Jake FAIL!” C8

That timing was just too perfect..

There is seriously some kind of conspiricy here!

I mean come on! First the same time post and then that!

Ok, so the only reason people watch boxing is because of the heavy weights?
I’ll have you know that Thomas Hearns, (my favorite boxer and fighter I’m trying to be like) Managed to win 5 belts, from welter weight to heavy weight. There was a time where he wasn’t a heavy weight, and people still like him.

Hi, just passing by in the block of posts.

Would it be quite mean if I find this Jake “drama” slightly amusing?

Like a certain fictional character quoteth, humans really are interesting.

I think it’s funny how you gradually up’d the capitalization with the quotation part. Then again, I am easily amused.

and Cyo, how about you shut up? Do everyone a favor.

Naw. Never will, never shall.

How about you do what you said you would and leave?

because I calmed down and though of leaving… Now I’m pissed off.

I personally find Cyo to be quite.. amusing in this situation.

More than you fer sure and BTW, people don’t watch it just for the heavyweights, but I’ve never met someone who’s favourite was a featherweight.