Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Try punching dead cows while having a black man yelling at you, or have a black man ride a bike in front of you while you run along the new york skyline with a pink hoodie on.

Polaris, shut up.
I don’t need any encouragement from anyone, and I sure as hell don’t need anyone to help me.

I don’t need a coach,
I don’t need a gym.
I don’t need any support from anyone.
I have myself, and that’s all I really need.

This blows! I’m gone!

Well you may be a angry person but ignoring Polaris might of been the smartest thing you’ve done so far.

As cliché as that sounds, that’s what I believe in. No one is going to keep me down.

I’m going to prove that I’m the strongest, one life at a time…

…
I think I’ve just made things worse.

Congrats Jacob, you created a future episode for CSI.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Worse? You just made it better.
All that’s left is how I should cook up this KO.
Should I burn it to a crisp… or leave it raw and bloody…?

But I like nice things.
awww.

You should just jump them in the parking lot or something. THE WORLD IS YOUR BOXING RING!!!!!

Great people are giving Jake advice and I’ve made him a cannibal.
I’m so getting banned from the forum.

Guys I think we’ve achieved one of the major necessities in being a successful forum.

Someone has to be driven to become a serial killer.

Good job guys, we’re official now. Champagne all around.

Lol, what a fucking douche. Every post you make just makes me laugh harder and harder.

@TheNoun
I would if I could, but I’m not stupid.
Kill someone in the street, and you’re on the chair.
Kill someone in boxing, and I’m excused.

Ummm but I’m old enough to drink.
…
Actually this is probably the best time to start.

Jake’s back?

I’m not sure whether to moan or cry tears of joy.

FORUM DRAMA LIVES ONCE AGAIN! =’D

*raises eyebrow*

*lowers eyebrow*

Toatoa.

xD

*raises other eyebrow*

*raises both eyebrows*
nghh.
need… to… blink…
Dust in my eyes!

*waggles eyebrows….at Jake*

*keeps one eyebrow raised*

Can you smell what I’m cooking?

Burnt human flesh?

@TheRay
No, and I don’t want to…

Now that Jake’s matter has cooled at the moment, who else needs counsuling?

I stubbed my toe today, it changed my fucking life.

ouch man, been there done that.

As for my piece of drama… yeah, I got nothin’, my life is boring.

You are as Cold as Ice
You are willing to sacrifice our love
You never take Advice
Someday You’ll pay the price, I know

Damn I got the lyrics stuck to my head!

@Jake
why is it that whenever i read your story, i cant help but play ”animal i have become” by three days grace?

It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger

Only, that’d require Jake to be a real boxer. Great song anyway

@Cold as Ice
Oh gawd, dude, seriously, don’t encourage him.

On that note, that song fits surprisingly well. IF he actually HAD that sorta fighting spirit.

…meh.

Wait what? Cream of the fight? I always thought it was thrill of the fight.

Wasn’t it cream?

Huh.

I may be wrong, but what the fuck does ‘cream of the fight’ even mean?

I don’t know, that’s what it sounded to me. I just assumed because it was the 80’s maybe it was some slang?

@Cyo
oh cmon, its the perfect song for him!
as a little kid, hes been beaten and abused, until one day the pain was to much for him to bear, resulting in him turing into the monster he desperatly wanted to destroy!

damn i love this kind of drama!

Even if it’s all fake Cold as Ice has a point…

@Cold of Ice

But here’s the thing.

THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN PROVIDE TO BACK UP HIS CLAIMS.

Which just pisses me off to no end.

Besides, all you wanna do is continue this pointless conversation with this little kid who cannot prove anything worth a damn.

And yes, I am growing tired of hearing him spout the same damned crap over and over and over.

Just let it rest will ya? Give those who’ve actually had crap happen to them say their piece rather than this worthless pile of utter shite who we know as Jake.

Oh, Cyo is angry! Chill man here, *hands him a cool refreshing beer* well ignore him ok?

Hehe, sorry dude. I’ll calm down. ^^;

Thanks, I’ll try and do so.

Good. We can start to figure out what Erebus said a while ago. His story sounds like a Mexican Soap Opera to m…

Oh, that’s easy. My cousins’ wife tried to blackmail her husbands sisters future mother-in-law for $10,000 or she couldn’t go to the wedding. That got her, my cousin, and her two children kicked out of the house. Now she’s threatening to make a HUGE scene at the wedding and ruin it.

@ Erebus: get a cattle prod for that cow, and make it an amusing scene!

We were thinking drugs. You know, knock her out before anything starts.

Better yet, Give her the wrong address, send her to a Mcdonalds or something.

@Erebus: 1) Tranquilizer darts 2) Slash tires 3) Restraining order

*The Ninja pours water over his dehydrated eyes. After taking the hours upon hours required to read this thread, his eyes were starting to feel like raisins. Now that his eyes are mostly back to normal, he wonders how much of his personal experiences he can post here without compromising the location of his hideout.*

Well… I haven’t gone through the utter hell that some of you seem to have experienced, and what I have gone through I’m pretty much over. But I guess that after reading everyone else’s traumatic memories, I’m sort of obligated to share some of my own.

When I was young, First grade or so, I had some “Anger Management” issues. For reasons that I cannot explain, I would get so frustrated and just snap and end up doing things on impulse without thinking about them at all. This landed me in some amount of trouble. I got expelled from one school, went to a councilor, and the whole nine yards. Ended up nearly choking my best friend at my new school because he told people about my previous expulsion (he’d promised to keep it a secret). Pretty much ruined that friendship. I guess it was the first time I regretted “snapping” because I felt guilty and not because I got in trouble for it. But time passed, and I’ve outgrown my “issues” for the most part. I can still be an inconsiderate jerk, do stupid things without thinking about it, be really petty about getting even, and such, but I rarely beat people up (read: not within the last few years) and have learned to just let things slide and just “go with it.”

That’s my story. The only lingering psychological issue that I may have developed from this is a love of things that involve fire(welding counts) or go BOOM, but that could just be the Evil Genius in me…

Looking back at what I’ve written, I really don’t know what to say to end this post without sounding insane…Oh Well.

@Erebus

Could I try to write a screenplay of that story? Please? If you don’t want any mentions I’ll just change the stuff around and what not.

Boy do I sound like an asshole…

Sorry, I already got dibs on the movie. I’ll call it ‘The Wedding From Hell’