Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Does anyone have any good riddles? I have 2.
Maybe.
Here’s one:
“If I start a terrible topic about riddles on a Tuesday in July, how many replies will it get?”


The other one is about stone statues and I’m not going to take the time to type it out unless someone actually wants to answer.

Here’s one!

What gets wetter as it dries?

((Should be answered in like 2 seconds….))

A TOWEL
OH YEAH

You’re driving a car and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes can fit in a doghouse?

The answer is 27.Relf
These are far too easy.

HERE’S ANOTHER:
I had a dollar.
Then I ate it.
How many biscuits do I have left?

Sorry, answer is 12, because hamsters don’t wear shoes. Gotta try harder man.

And the answer to your question lies in this one, “how many biscuits can you juggle?”

Darn, I thought I had you for sure…

And as for the question,
I can juggle as many as Wednesday, if only not spinning in a reverse square motion.

Oh, then you have 4 biscuits.

Exactly. Because 4 biscuits is what all true warriors strive for.

Several people are found dead in a cabin on the side of a mountain. Why?

Sorry, my fault entirely.

How could you?!?

Plane crashed due to ninja star in the fuselage

With a Ninja Bazooka, good eyesight, nothing better to do, and a plane flying over a mountain.

That’s how.

It’s a towel.

You want a riddle?

YOU WANT A RIDDLE?!

Try this site out and see how far you can get

http://www.deathball.net/notpron/

Pish. Notpron? solved it ages ago.

Want riddles?
http://www.thisisnottom.com/

When it a door not a door?

@Maverik
That’s pretty cool.

@MiwAuturu
I still can’t figure that one out. It’s just too confusing.

@Leaving a riddle
What?

Oh sorry, typed that with out my contacts in.

When is a door not a door?

I love riddles! Why didn’t I think of a thread like this sooner?

@Leaving a riddle: Hmm. Toughie. When it’s a wall? (Like a broken automatic door that won’t open?) IDK.

Here’s one of my favorites: You are walking along, and you see something on the ground. It is a man dressed in red. He has a sword lodged in his head. You pick him up and continue walking as if nothing happened.

Why?

Nope, when it is a jar.

I have no tounge and yet i roar
I have no legs and yet i run
What am i?


(i have no idea about Lost Carols one)

You’re lost in the woods.
You come to a fork in the path. In the middle of the fork are two stone statues, who are alike in EVERY way EXCEPT for one:
One always lies.
One always tells the truth.
You do not know which is which.
One path leads to rescue, and the other path leads to despair and death.

What ONE question could you ask both statues where they would give you the same answer and you would know which path to take?

@Leaving a riddle
When it’s a conquistador?

@The Lost Carol
It’s a red man-shaped lollipop?

@Goldwulf
Is it a car?

Nope good guess though

@Goldwulf
How about a waterfall?

close a river actually so i’ll give that one to you, good show

@Leaving a riddle: When its a jar EDIT: Ahhh….it was already answered

This is light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long what is it?

Lucy. She is white (which is light) and if you try holding her…

Also, a breath.

@Fizmat: Breath is correct, on further thought Lucy is also acceptable, in fact I thinks it’s a much better answer

Man walks over man walks under, in time of war he burns asunder what is it?

@Mallow.

You ask the other statue which road the other statue would tell you is the safe road and take the opposite one of that. If you’re talking to the statue that only tells the truth he would naturally tell you the road the lying statue would make you go (thus making it the wrong path) and if you were talking to the lying statue he would lie about which road the truth-telling statue would tell you to take again pointing you towards the wrong road.

@Nameless.

A bridge

Here’s a riddle for you guys:

You’ve been sentenced to death but before your execution you’re allowed to make one statement. If this statement is true you will be hanged and if it’s false you will be drowned. Due to the way riddles work the execution party will instantly know whether or not your statement is true or not.

What do you need to say to escape your fate?

This statement is false.

Yep. For cool points you could also say “I will be drowned” creating the same result.

Here’s a classic before I go to bed. Probably easily solved by Google magic because of that.

Greater than God,
More evil than the Devil,
The poor have it,
The rich want it,
But if you eat me,
You’ll die.

What am I?

Nothing. Didn’t even need Google.

Right’o.

And in before someone links to that freaking blue eyes riddle by the xkcd guy. Meanwhile, I’ll be heading to bed now.

Alright, this riddle has 2 answers, one for each question.

What falls, but never breaks? And what breaks, but never falls?

This one’s a classic, so someone must have heard it before.

Night and Day,
I haven’t heard that one exactly, but I’ve heard similar ones.

@Mallow, did you even get past the “Thisisnottom” homepage?

Here’s one of my own;

I am the greatest weapon in the world
yet can mean nothing at the same time.
In fact I am another weapon
but its beginning is my end.
What am I?

Time?
And @Miw: the order’s wrong, but correct. The traditional answer is daybreak and nightfall, but yours is the “true” answer.

Alright, fine, but I’m not good:
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

Also: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain on earth?

Infinitely?

Nope try again.

@Obsidian, it was still Mount Everest, we just didn’t know it yet

Grats to Austin St. James. That is correct.

Other riddle still stands. Any takers?

I want to say 5, but it seems to obvious.

Edit: oh wait I just got it, once, then you’re not substracting it from 25 anymore