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Comment ID #60985

Jesus loves you, but Cthulu is going to eat your God and rape orifices you didn’t know you had (and several you didn’t have before he made them).

J. Vincero (Jerk) July 19, 2010, 2:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #60988

that’s why I’m a dedicated follower

DritchJaul (Pyrotwister) July 19, 2010, 2:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #60990

It won’t stop him from raping you. Sometimes…sometimes ignorance is bliss.

J. Vincero (Jerk) July 19, 2010, 2:16 AM EST.

Comment ID #60991

yes, but i will die faster than you, and my suffering will end faster!
EDIT: then i get raped in the afterlife

DritchJaul (Pyrotwister) July 19, 2010, 2:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #60992

Yeah…I mean, it’s Cthulu, right? Might as well…learn to enjoy it or something…

J. Vincero (Jerk) July 19, 2010, 2:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #60994

DritchJaul (Pyrotwister) July 19, 2010, 2:22 AM EST.

Comment ID #61000

Free rape whistle when you join the Church of Cthulu! Save your orifices for the Elder Gods!

J. Vincero (Jerk) July 19, 2010, 2:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #61004

I’d probably just scream ‘God fucking damnit’.

CaptainBaconMan July 19, 2010, 2:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #61019

“Oh god, oh man. Oh god, oh man. OH GOD, OH MAN.”

Hannibal July 19, 2010, 2:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #61081

Life fail!

Elosogamer July 19, 2010, 4:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #61122

“F*ck, not again.”

That’s what my older brother would say

Tayvin July 19, 2010, 6:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #61127

“Well at least I won the bet. Suck 2012!!!”

Leaving a comment July 19, 2010, 6:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #61248

Another idea…why don’t take Brocky and make him scream all his rage against the meteorite…maybe the meteorite will break into pieces. Hah! In your face bruce willis!

-Regards from testing land!

Frustrated Writer July 19, 2010, 1:50 PM EST.

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