Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Many people have pondered what their ideal last words would be. Often times though, it becomes more a game of creating your ideal/funniest way to go. So i pondered to myself…

What would your last words be if you knew you only had 15 seconds until you were killed by a giant meteorite?

These last words would be recorded, and heard by some survivors, so make them count!

Mine?

“How the hell did the astronimers miss that?”

Who are you? How did I get here, what is this forum?

I guess it’s time to… *Puts on shades* Rock and Roll…

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH (dies)

Universe casts Meteor.
9999 Damage.
Insta-Kill.

Probably some extreme swearing in Finnish.

Followed by “I won the game Ian” because we discussed this earlier.

“To whoever is holding this recorder, I took a shit on it…”

“Let your God know I’ll be there in a second, and that I’m coming to kill Him.” PG version of something I actually said.

“I’m going to need more explosives if i want to visit the moon now.”

“I love you”

Thus- I hope I’m not alone when I die-

“Should’ve brought my umbrella”

or

“This is gonna suck”

“LEEEEEEEEEEERRROYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-“

“What the hell!? So I can’t avoid this even If I move!? Is the meteorite homing or what? I hate you all.”

“It’s about damned time!”

“looks like rain today”

“Burn, baby burn! DISCO INFERNO! Burn, baby, burn!! BURN THAT MAMA DOWN!!!”
*spins*
“Burn, baby, burn! DISCO INFERNO! Burn, baby, burn!! BURN THAT MAMA DOWN!!”
*poses*
“Burnin’!”

Either “Kiss me, you fool!” and god help the person next to me, or “My only regret is that I didn’t get to kill you all myself.” Depending on if I’m at work or not.

…Well Fuuuuuuuuck. I never even got to finish the __________ Book series cause I’m a mega nerd-
*dies*

Or I can be beside Lisa when it comes~

Lesbians

“BUM! Earth-shot!”

or in Spanish..

“Ya nos cargo el payaso…” (Now the clown is gonna rape us&hellip

and, on my last 5 seconds

“I wish i had seen the last chapter of BCB”

Or if i where with my GF:

“I will love you for all eternity, even if there is or not a place after this one” *Kiss*

*Dies*

ok

“Brb, afterlife”

@ LaComi: It’s okay if ______ means “Twilight.” No one’s going to judge you (out-loud).

“YOU…SHALL NOT…PASS.” Ian McKellan died for your sins.

“NO! Now I’ll never know how BCB ends!”
*Taeshi swoops in on a golden chariot and whispers in my ear.*
*One second of confused silence*
“But-but wouldn’t it make more sense if-”
*Dies*

No Jerk it would be a good series not craptasic gay vampire shit.

My brother’s girlfriend is a Twilight fan. She also doesn’t like ice cream, cherry Coke or freedom, facts I never avoid to point out when we discover that she doesn’t like something totally awesome.

She is Satan in disguise, run from her. Quickly.

That being said, I’m still a shipper for her and my brother. That should say something about her character.

What I would say.
“…to go please.”

“FGSFDS!”

Probably something along the lines of
Ooooh Fu-
And then it hits

“Well at least it’s going to destroy Twilight”
or
“2012 isn’t for another two years! *points to meteorite* You are a cheater!”

“…huh.”

Either “I can honestly say I didn’t see that coming” or “Wait, a giant meteorite? That Doesn’t make sense…..DAMN YOU LOGIC!”

And the grandfather of all death quotes: “I AM INVINCIBLE!”

“well i fucked my way into this problem, i guess i’ll just have to fuck my way out of it”

^ Death by Snoo-Snoo.

“….well, shit.”

Probably just screaming to be perfectly honest.

This.

@Karo: That is awesome. I lol’d.

“*shrugs* Eh, I had a good run.”

I’d probably just turn away and start greiving over what I could have done with a full life.

Also, I’d wonder where in the world Micheal Bay is.

Karo: No fair, I wish I was an anteater…

“DSJKFhjhlgdasgkljfhliuewroqryiohbcxvnmbdsfjkheiwo pqurhyoeutyouerhlkhakfhleuiroqeapdfpfyadpfydfuyyga iyfoigu.”

The ‘flight or fight’ reaction kicks in
Flight: “Oh my God we’re all going to die!”
Fight: *turns and faces meteor* “Okay you bastard bring it on!”

“never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna turn around and…”
*crushed*

What would i say…

Either

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!”

“Where the f*ck is supa man yo?!”
or
“Well…..ive had a good life….kinda…..i regret so much, F*CK YOU METEOR YOU AND YOU MASSIVE MA-*death*


But we all know that wouldnt happen, i would just lucy punch the sh*t out of it just as soon as it gets close enough

“just for the record:
I AM THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE.
and i want that on my tombstone,too.”

“That was the best sex I’ve ever had.”

“what the fuck is this shit?!?!”
or
“Why wasn’t i informed?”
or
“DAMMIT! dropped my contact….”
or
(if I’m in a crowd)”I WAS RIGHT!! SUCK IT NONBELIVERS! CATHULU HAS ARRIVED!”
or
(if I’m by myself)”Mac sucks, consoles suck, What-a-burger sucks, and English sucks.
or
“YOU WIN AGAIN GRAVITY!”
or
“well that’s new….anyone got five dollars? no? alright then………”