Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Granted, but you will be eated by a cat.

I wish Rockstar would put in my STD idea in their next GTA game.

Granted, but you will be eated by a cat.

I wish would become an international lion-tamer.

Granted but you will be eated by a cat (After being maimed horribly)

I wish there were less cats that were large enough to eat people D:

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@ Maverik: Granted. You are sold into sex slavery to burly men around the globe.
@ Taeshi: Granted. But you turn into a douche and lose all your friends.
@ Toasty: Granted. But you don’t live to see their next game.
@ Preggo: Granted. You make international headlines by being eaten by a lion.
@ ScarfNinja: Granted. But cats go extinct, killing all the kittens in the world.

I wish the previous five wishers were eated by dinosaurs (I’M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME AHAHAHAHAHA)

Granted, but you would be eated by a very small cat.

I wish I could become an international rap-star.

@ Scarf: Granted, but you will be eated by a bear.

I wish people would start playing this game correctly.

Granted.But you will be eaten by a cheeseburger

I wish i could be eated by a cat

(Damn,ninja’d)

Granted, it slowly claws through your body before it eats you.
I wish I can walk on water.

@Mike Granted, but then he vomits you out afterward.

I wish I didn’t have to practice piano to become good at it.

@Ved:Granted.But then toasty comes and steals that power
@Lucille:Granted.but then you become so good at the piano,you can do nothing else but play the piano
I wish these wishes were’nt so lame

Granted. But you will be eated by a nice boat.

I wish Daisy’s pregnancy arc will hurry up.

Granted, but she will probably get an abortion anyway.

I wish Vero would take my advice.

Granted.but then you will be eated by maverik

i wish this wish won’t be ninja’d

Your post isn’t ninja’d, but you are murdered for not changing your RP name.

I wish that the new chapter swings BCB into a new dimension of MikexLucy.

Granted.however sandy makes her first appearance and sexes mike

i wish that i would come back to life

Granted. You’ll come back as an amoeba.

I wish for a wish that is a dish quite like fish.

Granted. But you realize that dish is actually a mountain of turd that tastes like fish and you have to eat that for the rest of your life.

I wish my state weren’t so affected by Hurricane Alex

Granted. It’s affected by an earthquake that occurs every weekend.

I wish I was a genie.

Granted. You are now effectively a slave to whomever summons you, and the person summoning you now just wants unrestricted access to your orifices.

I wish for the destruction of the Earth in the most horrific way imaginable.

@Frusterated Writer: Your state gets hit by hurricane Katrina pt.2
@Kaxbe: I obtain your magic lamp, I give it to Jerk.
@Jerk: Everyone including yourself, your family, and friends die in the most horrific way imaginable. So do mine which makes me really pissed off at you in the afterlife.

Nice wish (nameless)

I wish I was not a gay fish

Granted.Now you’re a dead fish

I wish that nameless had made a wish

Granted, but now you’ll never know the wish he made.

I wish it wasn’t so hot out.

Granted.Now you’re freezing
also,@Frustrated Writer:Your state gets hit by Hurricane Ike pt.2 along with Hurricane Katrina pt.2

I wish people would stop wishing

Granted. However, people have stopped dreaming, hoping, and fighting for what they believe in. Without a reason to live, depression sweeps over the world.

The world is a terrible, sad place because of one stupid wish.

I wish humanity wasn’t so superficial.

@ Kaxbe: Granted. Everyone loses their skin and is reduced to screaming, mumbling, moaning and crying husks.

I wish to kill God and rend the very fabric of (nameless)’s hypothetical afterlife asunder.

Granted but in the moment you kill god you become god and therefore kill youself

I wish for jello

Granted. You now have Jealous, Envious, Lustful, Lovers (Older).

I wish that I led a abetter life.

Granted, but if you spend all your time complaining and bitching about how sad you are, nothing will ever get solved, it’ll just make you feel worse. People may offer sympathy and give you attention, but they will end up getting annoyed with you eventually.

Oh, I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish I had a loving man in my life. I wish I had a father, maybe then I coulda turned out right. But instead I’m just crazy, I’m totally mad. Yeah, I’m just crazy. I’m fucked in the head. But maybe if I really tried with all of my heart, I could make a brand new start in love with you. OOOOOH I WISH I HAD A SUN TAN (BADABADADA) I WISH I HAD A PIZZA AND A BOTTLE OF WINE (DADADA) OH I WISH I HAD A BEACH HOUSSEEE (BADABADADA) AND WE COULD MAKE A BIG FIRE EVERY NIGHT. INSTEAD IM JUST CRAAAZZY (DADADA) IM TOTALLY MAD (BADABADADA) YEAH IM JUST CRAZY (BADABADADA) IM FUCKED IN THE HEAD (DADADA) BUT MAYBE IF I REALLY TRIED WITH ALL OF MY HEART THEN I COULD MAKE A BRAND NEW STAART IN LOVE WITH YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
OH CMON CMON BAYBAHH

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I wish i could’ve done something better

Granted, but now you’re a perfectionist and everything you do has to be perfect. You’ll try to go back and fix all your mistakes, but you never will.

I wish that I didn’t have a fear of low-hanging ceiling fans.

Granted but now you have a fear of kittens.

I wish I had a pizza.

Granted. It was made with babies.

I wish I ruled the universe.

@Leaving a Comment Granted, but now the pizza stuck in your throat and die.

@Kaxbe Granted, but now the people of all the universe wants you dead and fight in an eternal war against you.

I wish to have the power to resurrect people without being a god

Granted: But you turn into Necrololi Molly and now have to spend the rest of your life as a little girl.

I wish I was Necrololi Molly.

I wish that I didn’t have to make a wish

@Commie: Granted, but now you are the subject of many a perverted furry dream.

I wish that people didn’t have to starve…

wish granted, everyone dies of obesity

I wish I could know what other people were afraid of.

@Granted, but you realize that people are scared of things more terrifying than you could had ever imagined. You spend the rest of your life curled up in a corner rocking your self to sleep every night, and always muttering strange gibberish.

I wish I had amazing drawing skills.

Granted, but you need opium in order to do so.

I wish that no one ever abused anyone else.

@Granted, people begin abusing themselves, and everyone dies a horrible bloody suicidal death.

I wish I was as awesome as Starberry and Leaving a Comment

Granted~ But now you have guys fighting over you. You are now part of a love dodecahedron. Those never end well

I wish that no one ever felt lonely or unwanted.

Granted, but now everyone are fucking drama queens, and everyone start rioting and killing eachother, ending with the last person commiting suicide because he accidentally killed Taeshi.


I wish i had more vespene gas.

Granted, you get too much vespene gas and suffocate. NEED MOAR OXYGEN

I wish this wish couldn’t be broken

Granted. You now are celebrating your victory and everyone hates you because of your wit. You die alone.

I wish that there were no wars.

There are no wars because WW3 already happened and everyone died

I wish I had the world’s largest vocabulary (I’m a nerd

Granted, but then you confuse everyone with your big words and nobody can understand you.

I wish I was a better logician.

Everything you do becomes perfectly logical, you are ostricized for being so emotionless

I wish Kaxbe wasn’t so damn selfless, I can never answer against his wishes

Granted, but then you realize too late that he wasn’t being selfless, he was trying to make people be depressing with their wish breaking. He is now less selfless than he was and is now a criminal

I wish that there was no disease.