Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Wow I’m McCain now. Joy.

@Kaxbe: Granted, but then wars and drugs become a higher cause of death. People still die.

I wish I had a better microphone.

Oh crap. Disease.

Granted. But your mic is so awesome it explodes.

I wish that everyone knew what it was like to love and be loved in return.

(Goddamit kaxbe how do I do this one)
Granted, everyone eventually becomes emo because of lost love and suicide rates go up considerably

I wish I pass my calculus class

@Gabe: Granted, but the feeling doesn’t last forever. People live depressing lives due to lack of happiness.

EDIT: Shit, ninja’d by Miw

I wish people can know happiness without having to know sadness.

How does that break the wish persay? Everyone knows what it’s like to have that one person.


No offense, Miu, but Icaras did a better job.

Granted, but in order to know happiness, one needs to know sadness. No one is happy.

I wish that we all had respect for the environment and took care of the earth.

(We said essentially the same thing, he just worded it differently, and I edited mine to be even better)

Oh.
Break my new wish.

Granted but then Nature up rises against us and kills us all.

I wish that everyone could love again~

Granted: Orgy.

I wish Kaxbe would stop feeling sorry for himself or discover some Goddamn Prozac.

Granted, but he then gets insanely cheerful and starts bugging you like mad. Eventually, you kill him with your bare hands and get the death penalty.

I wish I had a cute catgirl.

TCN:She kills you in your sleep.


I wish that people would visit this site and leave some feedback that isn’t a complaint against my shameless self-promotion.

Granted, but then you have fleas and die.

I wish the complexity of the universe would be explained with a single word

Granted, but it’s not a word you can understand.

I wish people would stop saying “42” in the context of trite “meaning of life” questions.

Granted, but now they use the 43 number and you must accept that is true and live with it for the rest of your life.

I wish i can be as cool as McCain

Granted. You are now fictional. Can’t get any cooler than the fictional!

I wish people thought before they said things so “nigga moments” wouldn’t happen.

Granted. But sticking strictly to the “official” Boondocks definition, you’ve just committed genocide. Way to go, Hitler.

I wish for less wishing.

Granted, this game ends and everyone hates you. More than they already do anyway.

I wish that Jerk’s wish didn’t happen.

I WISH YOU WERENT A COMPLETE CUNT AND I WISH I HAD A HOTEL AND A MILLION DOLLARS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE CANT ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT IN THIS COLD CRUEL WORLD SO STOP YOUR BITCHING
THERES NO POINT IN DREAMING
THERES NO POINT IN HOPE
WERE ALL GOING TO DIE ALONE NEVER HAVING DONE SHIT, LIVING IN SHIT, AND EATING OUR SHIT, SO WHO GIVES A SHIT?




THE END

Granted, Jerk’s wish doesn’t happen, people start to get bored with this thread, and it dies a slow, painful death.

I wish I could fly.

You do for about thirty seconds, then you hit the groupd. Actually it was more like falling than flying, but that’s just semantics

I wish I could use skype.

Granted, but the only word you can use there is “shitcock” over and over again so you fail to make any friends.

I wish for an unbreakable wish that leaves me and my loved ones happy, healthy and alive.

Granted: But then you live forever and get sick and tired of everyone’s constant moaning. Love you Jerk.

I wish wfh would quit spamming the thread.

Granted but she ends up spamming your house at night literaly

I wish for a new jaunty hat

Granted, but now you and your loved ones will be hated forever for all humankind. And when you die, you’ll go to hell while your loved ones are now on heaven and you will watch them be happy while you “happily” roast in an infernal and eternal horror.

I wish to be the Grimm reaper and don’t feel any pain/sorrow/gore by killing people, even if they’re my beloved ones

Granted: But now you become a heartless bastard. Welcome to the club.

I wish for a sandwich.

granted but were all out of bread and the turkeys gone bad

i wish

Granted: But because you didn’t wish for anything nothing happen.

I wish for a pure ham sandwich.

Granted, but the sandwich will become an intelligent being and will conquer all our world

I wish to be more agile

Granted, but now you’re ugly.

I wish that people learned to appreciate what they had.

Granted: but now people have nothing. We live in a black void all alone.

I want my head to stop hurting.

Granted, now your feet hurt instead

I wish for money, and a lot of it.

Granted. But it is stolen money and within days you are sent to jail and beaten hourly by both guards and inmates.

I wish I could be indestructable.

Granted, it catches fire and you burn to death.

I wish I could actually think of something to wish for.

Granted: But as soon as you think of it, you lose your chance to wish for it and spiral into a deep depression.

I wish my dad would stop yelling at me.

@Evilbunny granted, but when you finally have your most desirable wish, you die before you can say a word.

I wish i can have my beloved Husky Dog “Astro” back to me (Actually, it’s a true wish…he died 7 years ago and left me alone in this cruel and cold world..wherever you are…i still miss you -_-)

Granted, have fun with a doggy corpse

I wish it wasn’t so damned hot out

(I’m not corrupting that wish.)

@MiwAuturu Granted, but now you die for wishing a wish that was already wished…
@Commie, Horse queen. Granted, but now every person in the world yells at you every time.

I wish i can work less and be paid more

Granted. Your new boss doesn’t require you to move that much when he sodomizes you.

I wish my former fiancee hadn’t miscarried her child.

(I was willing to corrupt the dog one, but I just cant touch that one.)

Granted but the child grew up to be a new Hitler and committed a huge Genocide.

I wish I hadn’t just broken that wish.

Granted, but your employer is a psychotic prankster, so your money arrives in a suitcase that if you don’t open properly it will make a grenade within it go live. (the grenade’s fuse has also been shortened from five seconds to one second, so… yeah&hellip

I wish I could die a horrible death.

(Dammit! Why you people gotta start posting like dat!? X(
;P)

(Granted for real. She didn’t miscarry it and it wasn’t mine to begin with, I would have won no matter what you’d done. Reverse psychology is a game breaker.)

Fuck you Jerk *Hugs*

@ Archimantis: Granted, but due to a hilarious mix-up your executioner locks you in a room full of puppies for an hour

I wish I was a better lurker

Granted, but you just posted in this thread. Lurk moar.

I wish there were more intelligent and competent people in the world.

Granted. But this leaves you at one of the dumbest people in the world.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

Granted.You now wish for death

i wish i could post a reply