Bittersweet Candy Bowl

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Granted by it’s a sucky reply

I wish for kittens to rain from the sky!

But they all have FIP
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Feline_infectious_peritonitis

I wish that every time I pay for something I can reach into my pocket and pull out exact change

Granted but now you can only pay in change and the cashier must count it all out making you late for your dinner appointment with your girlfriend and she dumps you.

I wish that the power would quit going out.

Granted, but now none of your lights ever turn out. This is both annoying and the electric bill puts you into debt.

edited due to ninjaing

I wish for total omnipotence and omniscience.

Granted.However your wish is not granted

i wish a wish could wish a wish

granted, but you wished for this wish, so gain nothing, so you have no advantages in life, so you fail miserably.

i wish i was Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen

But your radioactive penis blinds the eyes of all who see you and you are forced only to be loved by copies of yourself.

I wish for some good ol’ red velvet cake

Granted, but it was poisoned



I wish this game ended

Granted, but then I kept playing.

I wish I was telepathic.

But then you get haunted by the other thoughts. Nasty thoughts


I wish the money fell from the sky

(Ha the jokes on you that already happens!!)

Granted but then you are hit in the head by a roll of quarters and pass out in a puddle, drowning in two inchs of water.

I wish that I had an extra set of hands.

Granted but you are regarded as a freak in public society and shunned by all around you.

I wish for something good to watch on tv.

(Cant grant dat… I wish that too)

Ok… But we know that wont ever happen

I wish dreams come truth…

Granted.But because i dont completely understand what you said,nothing happens

I wish i hadnt wished a wish

(Man u made a paradox…..)

Well U DID.

I wish I suck.

Granted: I hope you have strong knees.

I wish -

to complete the senten


I wish internet explodes

Gran -

… its dead…

*The Ninja ponders whether posting anything in this thread is worthwhile, but decides that that is thinking too much about something so silly.*


I wish to know what happened in my absence, for real, no joke, what went on.

Granted.but someone else will tell you

i wish a blackhole would come to earth

Granted, it already happened when the LHC started up, but the black hole was so small that it evaporated before it could do anything.


I wish for a way to avoid my sensei’s assignments.

Granted. You kill your sensei accidentally and commit dishonorable seppuku.

I wish okay

Critical fail! You wish okay, but it is granted as hell. Lucifer uses you as an air filter for his furnace.

I wish I wasn’t so nasty in my replies.

Granted: because no one takes you seriously anywaaaaay~ n_n

I wish *Ninja’s replies weren’t so nasty.

Granted. But you soon fall in love with a mountain of super-cute kitties and spend the rest of your life in a cuteness-induced coma, and miss meeting your soul mate because of it.


I wish that there was a way to create a decent comic that was actually within my artistic limitations and wouldn’t take me days upon days to complete a single panel.

Granted: you go back in time and found Ctrl+Alt+Del. Ohohoho.

I wish I could die from happiness.

Done. But you get thrown into an excruciatingly boring limbo after you die.

I wish I didn’t have to go kill somebody tonight.

Granted: you only severely cripple them so they live in pain forever. Oh, and it also turns out later that person’s your soul mate. WAY TO GO.

I wish I were in heaven instead of limbo.

Wish not granted, St. Peter wouldn’t agree to it. Try again after you do a couple good deeds.

+…

I wish my family wasn’t comprised of mostly jackasses/

Granted, it is now comprised completely of jackasses

I wish I had a sword

Edit: Really? Really? Ninja’d by suitcase?

+Granted, but you have no arms.

I wish I was born and raised in Japan.

Granted; you were born raised and killed in Japan;

I wish death upon ninjas

+Granted, but you are a ninja too, so you die as well.

I wish that I didn’t feel pain and could enter peoples’ dreams and kill them in their sleep.

That seems like two wishes, but okay,
Granted, since you can’t feel pain you don’t notice as you smash your hands and legs into multiple objects, eventually these injuries are infected and you die from them. It’s kind of hard to kill someone in their sleep when you’re dead.

I wish I was invulnerable

+… It was a Freddy Krueger reference….

Granted, but you’re emotionally invulnerable as well. Since you don’t show your vulnerable side to anyone, you don’t feel love for anyone and you shall live a lonely life.

I wish my life wasn’t real, that it was just a fictional account.

@ Kaxbe - Granted, but you’re made my the imagination of Taeshi, and she completely dedicates to draw BCB and love Souppy and forgets about you and you disappear forever without leaving a trace of your existence and nobody remembers you.

I wish Kaxbe won’t insert a “+” symbol, or any other symbol, before make any comment and he can have a wonderful and positive life without suffer, nor him nor any of his family and, when he get’s old have a silent, quiet, no pain death and when he got to heaven (because will exist heaven at least in my wish) live an afterlife full of joy and peace.

granted, but the fucker wont take his meds
i wish my guitar wasnt broken

Granted. but the moment you strum it all the strings snap.
I wish I didn’t have to do this boring ass art homework.

Granted, but you loose both your arms suddenly.
I wish I could think of something to write…

The odd thing is my punishment could work just as well for your wish.

You think of something to write and immediately forget it and accidentally lobotomize yourself in the process of trying to remember.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish before posting and hence, didn’t need to edit.

Granted, but you got ninja’d instead.

I wish this game stopped.

Granted, but it starts up again with a vengeance five seconds later.

I wish I had a harem of hot, horny cat women. STFU.

Granted, but they all have STDs.

I wish that my internetz were faster