Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Granted.But it’s so fast you cant keep up with it and your head explodes

i wish tcn couldnt wish a wish forever

Granted, but neither can you.

I wish that some will respond to this wish

Granted.but your whole family dies because of this

i wish for 3 more wishes

Granted, but your ex gets to choose them.

I wish for the sun to turn blue

Granted, but everyone on Earth dies a cold, excruciatingly painful death. Thanks a lot, asshole!

I wish DJ would stop being a hypocrite about my love of all things cat and all things girl.

Granted.Now you’re the hypocrite

I wish i was a hypocrite again

Granted, now you’re BOTH hypocrites and hypocrisize each other so much that both of your heads explode. We eat the remains as breakfast

Game: “Break a Wish Foundation”
Rules: There are not many rules, but there are two definitive rules; You must always break at least one wish in your posts, and you must always MAKE A GODDAMN WISH in your posts.
Note: Wish breaking should also at least make some sense. Take for example TurnerClassicNinja’s post, because if the sun turned blue then it would be significantly hotter rather than colder, and thus everyone would burst into flames and melt to death rather than freeze.

Granted, but love is hypocrisy, so now you’re in love. Enjoy your emotional baggage.

I wish that honesty didn’t extract an obligation for empathy, tact and common decency.

Emo

I WISH THIS THREAD CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND PEOPLE STOPPED NOT MAKING WISHES IN IT

Granted but then everybody in the forum becomes only interested in this thread and none of the other threads are ever commented on again.

I wish that Ice cream trucks would come through my neighborhood in the winter.

Granted, but the ice cream industry suffers due to the main fact that no one eats cold food outside in the fucking snow, ya moron.

I wish I lived in the world of Avatar (the cartoon series), preferably as a water-bender.

@ Persona: Granted, but honestly you’re a stupid freak and I don’t feel bad about it.
@ Gabriel Kaxbe: Granted, but now people forget to grant others’ wishes.

I want a pink pony that eats politicians.

Granted, but you’re arrested on charge of assassination.

I want an abortion. :|

Granted: But now you have a dead fetus in your hands and a lot of angry bible thumpers around you.

I wish I could win the lottery to pay for school.

(Best. Granted. Wish. Ever.)

Your wish is granted, Commie, but apparently you’re sued by one of the losers who seems to think you’ve cheated. You lose the trial and have to pay the plaintiff thrice the sum you won, legal charges not included.


I wish this wish wouldn’t be granted.

(Existensialism is so riveting! ^_^)

Your wish is/isn’t granted, but the ensuing paradox ends existence.

I wish existence wasn’t ended.

Granted, but it ends for you. ^_^

Oh, and I wish for world peas.

Granted, but because of a mixup you get world beans instead..

I wish for a non broken wish.

Granted: But since your wish is useless you become a bitter person.

I wish for a bowl of ice cream.

Granted, but then you get a brain freeze so powerful, your head implodes.

I wish that i found out about this Forum thread earlier.

Granted, but it creates a time parad-

(My disembodied consciousness is kind of hungry, I wish the next five wishes would contain the word “dick” in some context.)

granted, but none of the next five wishes make any sense.

i wish dick i could astral project.
(you see? makes no sense)

Granted, now that your dick can astral project, it becomes sentient and goes off to “find itself” in the great big world.

I wish the next three wishes would contain the word “dick.” (See what I did there?)

You created a universe destroying paradox by wishing for something that is already going to happen, and by having a wish that makes sense.

I wish I dick playstation.

Granted, but then revoked by an angry law of physics after it comes back from its lunch break.


I wish I didn’t have to use “dick” in this wish.

Granted, the paradox you created has now collided with the one Jerk created

I dick wish wizard
(last one that has to have dick)

Granted, but the colliding paradoxes mentioned above destroy the universe as we know it before the wish can take effect.


I wish for a cake. No lie.

Granted.But the cake isnt a lie and turns out it was posioned

I wish had made a better comeback

Granted: But it still wasn’t that good.

I wish I had more donuts.

Not granted! You refused the last one I offered you!


I wish I was invincable !

Granted: But you become emotionally unstable and have to see a psychiatrist for the rest of eternity.

I wish the next wish breaker had a non-blue background to their speech bubble.

Granted, you realize that blue is simply an abstract term created by humans to describe a wavelength in the visible light spectrum. Thus to you this specific wavelength is no longer known as blue, we need a new name for it now.

I wish I knew what the new name for this currently nameless colour is.

Granted, but then you realize that it had a name all along and you wasted a wish.

I wish my perfect project assignment was already turned in so I don’t have to worry about it anymore.

granted, but the teacher doesnt realize whose it is, and doesnt count it towards your grade.

i wish that Taeshi could update BCB more often.

Granted, but the stress from overwork causes her to stop drawing altogether after three months.

I wish I could see all my friends again and tell them what they mean to me before they leave our plane of existence.

Granted but you are forced to kill them after they become zombies

I wish i had an infinite supply of bacon

Granted, but for ever piece of bacon that you eat, you must cut off an equal amount of skin, fat, or muscle from your own body and place it in a special vat where it will be cooked and then added to either your pile of bacon or a different pile of food elsewhere.

I wish I was Cthulu.

Granted, but I hope you like playing wow because…
http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/733551-Who- wants-a-custom-avatar-signature-wallpaper-and-UAP

I wish i could rule the world

Granted, but the sheer volume of requests causes you to never get any sleep. You go into hiding and the world reverts back to the way it was.

I wish to un-see the 10 most disturbing images/videos that I seen on the internet.

Granted: you get Alzheimer’s.

I wish to be eated by a cat.

Granted, but you are also rapeed by a cat.

I wish that Jerk didn’t make a stupid wish.

Granted but you are eated by a cat.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, and being eaten by a cat is inevitable.

I wish I was a dish.

Granted, but then a clumsy person comes along and breaks you. no one cares, because you are only a dish.

I wish that i didnt have to make a wish.

Granted, but the S.P.W. (Society of the Protection of Wishes) takes you to court for abandoning a pre-made wish to live on its own. You are found guilty and are sent to jail for life.

I wish for immunity to fire and heat.

Granted, but you are dopped in the artic by a mysterious force, a right lot of good your wish will do for you there.

I wish I was cryokinetic.

Granted, you try to brag about being cryokinetic, but no one knows what the hell you’re talking about.

i wish i understood what MiwAuturu had just wished for.