Bittersweet Candy Bowl

This is a forum game called, “break a wish foundation” where the objective is to break the wish. A wish should be something like,

“i wish i had a puppy”

to break it, the next poster will be the bad genie and break it.

“but it got hit by a car”.

i will start with the first wish, but here are a few example breaks.

ex
I wish my phone was Jesus

it will get crucified.

ex2
i wish i was a man whore.

then Ian came along.

Remember you need to make a wish after each break, otherwise the game suddenly stops and someone needs to fix it. have fun!


First wish, break this>>>

I wish i had an arcade down the street from me.

I wish I had superpowers.

TC you’ve already failed at this game….

@x45x Granted, but the monitor is broken and it’s impossible to see what’s happening on the screen

@TC Granted, your super power allows you to ejaculate at the sight of women, you are forever forced to wear a blindfold or succumb to death from overexertion

I wish Jasmine made more Oh faces

You get all seven of these superpowers, and die painfully due to science.

@Scarf she does, but whenever you have gay sex with me.

I wish i had epic DJ headphones

@x45x Granted, but the moment you plug them into something they backfire and blow out your ear drums causing you to go deaf.

I wish I could draw better

@Scarf: Granted, but you will receive an excess of requests that eat up any other free time you could possibly have.

I wish I could be a good comedian.

Granted, but only the Ku Klux Klan and Aryan Nation find you funny.

I wish Icaras could be a good comedian.

Granted, but the Jeff Foxworthy got pissed at him and ran him over with his john deer tractor crippling him for life.

I wish I had enough money to buy FFXIV and never have to pay the subscription fee

Granted, but it turns out the money is counterfeit and you go to jail. And you also find the game sucks to boot ;P

I wish I was more creative.

Granted but everyone else in the world turn into accountants who can’t appreciate humour.

I wish I didn’t wish this wish and that it wouldn’t get granted.

(Ninja’d by Pixel.)

(Edit-stabbed by Jerk.)

Granted, you confuse everyone on Earth.

I wish forum comics would be produced faster.

Not granted, because you FUCKS keep editing your posts, no one gives a shit if you’re ninja’d, just fucking go along with it and answer any wishes that’re missed…. there’s CLEAR EXAMPLES TO THIS SHIT AND YOU STILL FAIL AT IT D:<


I wish you fucks would play the game right.

…So do I =P

Granted but then you die somehow.

I wish people would stop saying the cake is a lie.

granted, but now they always say the cake is the truth, and the companion cube rapes you in your sleep.


I wish I was immortal

Granted, but then the world is flooded with cake and everyone drowns in frosting.

I wish I wasn’t such a pussy about starting shit.

(Ninja’d by ninjas)

;-; bweeeeeeeeooooooo ;-;

one wahmbulance for scarfninja

Granted. You’re now shit at starting pussy.

I wish this post didn’t get ninja’d.

Granted, but you get edit-stabbed in another universe.

I wish we knew what was beyond the edge of the universe.

Granted, but you go insane.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she’s ugly as fuck.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

Granted, but the wish is, “I wish I could get raped by Blanka!Ian”.

I wish I has cheeseburger.

Granted, but it is made with the cheese inside the hamburger patty due to improper English.

I wish Ian’s penis disappears so he can’t rape me.

Granted, but he replaced it with a three-foot long strapon.


I wish i had a bigger gun.

Granted, but it’s so big you drop it, causing it to go off, shooting you in the head.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

Granted, but it explodes. With you inside it.

I wish I had a good wish to wish with.

Granted, but that wish is “I wish I could play Scarfy in ‘The Scarf Hurled ‘Round the World’”.

I wish I was in more non-insulting (to me) forum comics.

granted, they were all sex pics of you as needle and me as the pillow/blanka. so really its a rep builder.

i wish that i had magical powers

Granted, but you turn into an evil dragon and are soon slain by a valiant knight.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

Granted. But you will be eated by a cat.

I wish i could reborn as a cat

I wish I had a tablet

It’s a slate of rock with words on it. Comes in a pair.

I wish to not have this wish.

Granted, but it’s a grant for boil research.

I wish I had fluffy kitty ears that cute girls couldn’t resist petting.

Granted, but you also have the rest of a kittens body. Have fun as a new species.

I wish I could win the lottery.

Granted, but you unfortunately you used THAT COMBINATION OF NUMBER! Have fun on the island.

i wish i could change my awful temper.

Granted. But now you are borderline suicidal.

I wish I wasn’t suicidal.

Granted, but now everyone in the world wants to kill you.

I wish I never had to listen to rap music.

Granted, but now you’re Snoop Dogg and you have to explain to millions of fans why you’re giving up rap music.

I wish vuvzelas were never invented.

Granted, but the creator now lives at your home and you must feed him and all his family.

I wish to be a Voice Actor

Granted, but now you are terribly ugly and no one wants to hire you. You are reduced to being a voice actor’s for an amatuer web-animation artist who will fire you when he hits big-time. This cycle will continue for as long as you live.

I wish that I was extremely talented, good-looking, and charismatic.

Granted, but when you’re about to begin your career, you drive your car onto a fall and die, and no one remembers you because someone else much more talented, good-looking and charismatic appears at the time of your death.

I wish I could speak / read / write all world languages fluently

my friend had cancer and got to go on a trip to hawaii cuz of the make a wish foundation cuz they wouldnt let him go inside his pokemon game fuCK YOU IT IS A COOL STORY

Granted but you become Deaf, mute and dumb in a horrible train accent right after you gain this ability. To top it off, aliens come to earth to present a new, better language that you will never learn now.

I wish I could make world peace.

Granted. But an alien race come to earth and kills every living thing in the world and the survivors are now being used as slaves for the most humiliating stuff for the aliens.

I wish i could be at one of the Forum Comics

(I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that porno before.)

Granted. But you will be eated by a cat.

I wish I could travel the world.