Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Just wanted to acquaint myself with fellow readers, because people seemed interesting and the comic inspired (inspires&hellip me to have an itch to draw comics. (One I’ve had for 6 years with no progress whatsoever.)

Anyhoot. OH GOD I FEEL LIKE THE AWKWARD KID.
I’m Karo.
Hi. Hi. Hello.
I don’t know how to use this kind of a forum format, but hopefully I don’t fuss up. Don’t hate, I just want to belong. :<
/awkward

Welcome to the party! Just be yourself, as long as you aren’t seriously threatening people, you should get along with everyone just fine…



Also, there is an introductory thread buried around here somewhere and I would recommend checking it out to learn more about the people you will be interacting with.

He’s talking about the Introductions Thread that dropped off the pages weeks ago (because the only stickied thread around here is the NSFW thread).

Actually it was up here just like, two days ago or so.

Ahh, should’ve looked for one first off the bat, silly silly me.
I shall go look for it, then. Thanks.

Huh. No shit. I could’ve sworn it went down weeks ago, and yet I formally introduced myself there three days ago. My short term memory leaves a lot to be desired.

83?

It’s an emoticon.

Or I could be 83 years old?

or their could be 83 of you, just very tiny and all attached to form one giant being….your a constucticon?

I resent being called giant, I swear I’m quite modest in size.
Like an iPod. But less capitalist.

Something tells me you’ll fit in nicely here.

Of course it’s another vagina, everyone will love you.

Trust me, I’m a bitch half the time and they love me cause there is a rule of Boobs.

yeah and it fucking sucks that is a stupid rule
girls are icky anyways!!!

@ LaComi: Please. Anyone can get tits on the interwubs for free. They love you because you love them and have intermittent moments of hilarity and genuine sweetness.

*Snuggles Jerk* This is why I love my random chat boys.

girls on the internet have power complexes
the sad thing is they have every right to because boys on the internet very clearly arent getting any and will do anything for internet females Omghbhf
what is this fascination with breasts anyway they are almost as gross as butts

I like breasts.
And I’m icky?
Sadness.

Breast are okay but I’m not icky and neither are you. Come sister, we will rise up against the male overlord and vanquish them with our breasts!!

Somewhere along the way, this thread went to a wonderful, magical place.

hell

I swear this will weird me out badly after I catch some shuteye and return with a clear head.
But sure, vanquishing men sounds fun.

One day you’ll wake up and you’ll find that viscerally horrifying jokes no longer make you shudder and that offhand sexual comments are casual conversation. Then you will know, truly, that you are one of us.

It took me a day to get it, but that was after talking to Jerk for 3 hours straight. We’re a lovely family around here.

Whose the creepy pedo-uncle then?

Uh….most of the guys on here actually. But they’re lovable pedos!

A great family in where Taeshi is mom, SuitCase is the one who gave us home and feed us but is not dad, where Jerk is the crazy uncle, all we are cousins, brothers, sisters with no direct blood lines…so there are sometimes incestuous relationships with no problem at all…except for WFH…he is just a fly on the window and no one cares about him…

Welcome to our happy and weird but great family!

Oh, I’m sure I’ll fit in eventually. It’s just that I just found this forum, just joined, just met a bunch of (lovely) strangers, and I will admit to being a hypocrite prude.
But I tend to adjust to my company.
Perversion accelerator all systems go.

I am pretty old and blatantly creepy but lolis just don’t do it for me (nor furries, ironically enough). On that note…

Prepare the troops for corruption time.

“except for WFH…he is just a fly on the window and no one cares about him…”

lmao

*Reads Taeshi’s post*

….. I…..
I….
OH GAWD ITS TRUE

*Pulls a Catsby*

I love how “pulling a Catsby” is now slang for self mutilation.

I just found some grilled ribeye steaks in the kitchen, cold because no one told me they’d cooked anything but I took the one at the bottom of the plate because that’s always the hottest and it’s been marinating so it’s usually more tender and has more flavor. What does this have to do with the above events? The answer may or may not surprise you.

aw thanks taeshi :—————-)

@Jerk
I’m writing many stories with sad/depressing and surprising things, lay it on me!
@Karo
Welcome to the forum Karo, I never thought of posting a thread introducing myself, instead I posted a thread of a lousy fanstory, I only introduced myself until a couple weeks back. Silly me!

im the resident grumpy old man on this site and yes whf can be quite amusing at times being a rambunctious little scamp and such

@ Tayvin: Link me to your thread and I promise you I’ll sadden/depress you with true stories taken from the last eight months alone. Also, I’ve been here for three months and only formally introduced myself four days ago.

And no, the answer won’t surprise you: the steak has nothing to do with the above events whatsoever, except that the fact that it was lukewarm may have been a hysterically weak attempt at passive-aggression.

Greetings! I’m the resident writer dude seemingly. You can see my stuff laying around.

Hope you enjoy your stay, and aren’t too traumatised by everyone ^_^

@Tayvin
Don’t worry. I introduced myself by creating the most depressing thread ever introduced to the forum. The personal drama thread.

Divorse… Rape… And even a suicide! A fun time was had by all.

Ahah, can’t say I have anything creative to contribute. I’m not much of a writer per se, and it’s been a long time since I drew. So introducing myself seemed like the next best thing. Of course, bringing a fruit basket and a cheese platter would’ve been decent ideas as well.

You’re doing it wrong, Karo.

One of your first posts in a forum should be in the religion thread that’s been dead for over a week, thus reviving it and causing much lulz.

hey DUDE i am the local TROLL i like long WALKS on the BEACH and getting people ANGRY over the INTERNET this is WHAT i DO

indeed it is and you have to be yourself, everyone here has that basic right

no being yourself is bad
do anything to avoid being an individual you will not regret it

Unless you have a vapid personality or suck as a human being, then it’s okay to be something you’re not if only so other people can tolerate your continued existence.

jerk that is a very confusing statement
if i am a shitty human being isnt it best that i pretend to be something im not

Individuality: it’s not for everyone. Consult your doctor and see if it’s right for you. Everybody has to suppress certain things sometimes, but if you do it often enough it may be a sign that what you’re suppressing is a part of who you are, like people straining not to be angry or murderous. Not necessarily the case, but I’ve seen it happen.

I shall do my thesis on this subject.
Admittedly it has little do with linguistics, but in university, all you’ve got to do is to use a lot of long words to get good grades that’ll get you nowhere in life.

Heh. Linguistics was my second choice after I switched majors sophomore year.