Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I’m actually in math right now. Looking up horrors casually.

Oh, this shouldn’t take long.

I’ve found some seriously awesome stuff today. And the best part? It’s all fucking real. Every bit of it.

‘I’m not quite sure I can believe in a benevolent God after studying the life-cycle of this creature.” - Charles Goddamn Darwin

…what happened to our epic space battle?

Co-opted in favor of Jerk’s Horror Show.

Oh okay. Water park was fun.

Neat.

We weren’t going to have a space battle without our fearless leader anyway.

holy crap us—>canada border crossing is foeeeeeevaaaaah.

Edit: (afterwards) shit that lady meant derious business

What are you talking about.

Fearless leader here and ready to fight some bad guys!

FUCK YEAH. What orange midget foreigners are we beating up today?

me apparently…

Hmm….I think the evil no-good-doers from Beta 7 need some hate.

speaking of tanks, anyone here play the World of Tanks beta? its pretty fun…

After dressing his friend like an Oompaloompa: “Private! You’re the prettiest goddamn orange midget foreigner I’ve ever seen!”
“SIR THANK YOU SIR.”

…Okay, Jerk. You’re gonna have to explain that one.

That’s “Least I Could Do.”

So I told Jessie that I love her and that I’m going to make sure she doesn’t have to go through this alone whether she makes it out alive or not. She is officially my first ex-ex-girlfriend. I say this because now that I’ve admitted that I love her, I don’t want to admit even the remote possibility that she might be dying anymore.

Oh Jerk…*Hugs for both of you*

And i know that I hug people all the time, but sometimes you can’t say anything at all…

Let’s say, hypothetically, that this is her last month on Earth. So be it. It’s going to be the best damn month she’s ever had, and she won’t, will not, die alone.

Hey Commie, did Star ever send you that pic of you fighting the dinosaur?

@Jerk, live every day like it’s your last and regret nothing.

@Ace, nope. Is it awesome?

You are missing out on hilarity in Skype…


…but I want to post here right now. =D

What’s up?

wut if famaly guy wus cansuled?? tht wud be a saad day 4 ther unighted stats

@ LaComi: That’s the excuse I used when I spent $100 on oxycoton. And I never once regretted it. I can’t imagine regretting anything that I could describe as comparable to an eight hour orgasm. *drool*

@ snooths: mor liek Family Gay.

god do i hate that show

“Like that time I -”

Yeah, it was funny the first twenty-eight thousand times.

hass any1 evr noticd republicans r dum?? ? lol wat retarts (fart) o whops lol i am teh poopy XD lol peter u look like a girl wich bcuas yu are a guy… lol FAMILY GUY!! THT IS!! oh look its a celebratee lol sex tht reminds me of teh time i was doin somethin WACKY!!..,,!

You know when I stopped watching? The soul-killing Vault Episode where Brian admitted he wanted to commit suicide. Because only deep, intelligent people consider offing themselves when they start searching for a purpose in life, right?

AH, sorry for that delayed response Commie, next time yer on skype hopefully starberry can show you but if not I have it as well.

Ace, buddy, broseidon, broseph…just post it here.

I dunno.
I don’t want to overstep my boundaries again

Ah okay. I don’t know what the boundaries are. I’m kind of autistic like that.

Again? Wait, why am I still on here? I have to get up in the morning. Night all!

I have to get up in the morning tooo! Gah!
I share your pain Commie!

It’s rough having people hang on your every word, feeling responsible as they deny themselves sleep just so they can be the first to respond to the words you write, each desperately hoping for a reply.

It’s just a cross I bear, I suppose.

Doubtful.

Jealous.

Love you guys too.

Hee <3

Goddamn! I post in here once, and never check back on it. I guess it’s just my interest-hopping.

Oh well, I will check this time! I swear it!

And Jerk, what the hell?

It’s Jerk, no other reason needed.
Also all of La Commie’s posts are white again

I don’t even know what he’s talking about this time, which just means I’m doing my job. Also: Zombie Snails. Enjoy your dinner, ladies and gents.

No more girly posts it seems. What ever, I don’t care.

^ GIRL POST GIRL POST GIRL POST GIRL POST GIRL POST GIRL POST

There. Femininity restored.

Oh yay! Except for the fact that I am cross dressing as a boy in the SAGless 2.

Her name is Robert Paulson!

Ironically, me talking to Jessie right now making fun of a Dutch reality show:
“HAY ARE YOU A GIRL LEMME TOUCH YOU”
“…YEAH YOU A GIRL.”

That sounds illegal and creepy on so many levels…

Oh, it totally would be if it weren’t about “Dating in the Dark.” Exactly what it says on the tin.

Oh yeah! I saw the commercials for that! Yeah that’s creepy on so many levels…