Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Hahahahahahaha-

I mean that’s horrible!

anyone here know any tricks with a balisong?

@ LaComi:

WHAT? I did nothing wrong. You should know that’s how I would react Jerk.

I know, I’m just fuckin’ around. She did a lot worse than that and was all sorts of crazy. Since I dumped her stupid ass, she gained 150 lbs, got knocked up and spent time in a mental institution.

I’m like the Hope Diamond: beautiful yet cursed.

…Jesus Jerk! I think you wanted her to get cursed though…

I want to make the next random chata

Is it really that Time again?

@ LaComi: That’s why I end up in so many long term relationships. I don’t want them to get hurt. But after they’re gone I just stop caring. In her case, finding that out made me giggle. Especially since my friend was still banging her while she was dating her baby daddy. So she’s a slut too. Me, I just dumped her ‘cause she was psychotic.
@ Ninja: Not really. This one’s still going just fine.

Back from KnockanStockan! what did I miss?

everything and nothing

PronGod! Good to see you, bud!

…*Takes nameless’s heavy sight*

D:

Yup, I’m depressed.

*heavy sigh* doesn’t always mean depressed…

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought we had two people who express their disapproval of my life choices by breathing heavily. n_n

What’s wrong, LeafingAcomi?

@ No name. For me it does. I’m tired, just plain tired.

@Jerk, Nothing. I is just depressed.

Hmm….I’m thinking of a number between 0 and 1,999,436 person who guesses closest win a cookie.

-1

@ Leafacomi: I’m sorry. ):
@ (nameless): 1,000,000

I hate my random depression…because there isn’t a reason, so I can’t fix it or properly complain about it.

The number is 2.71828182845904523536… (better known as the constant e) La commie is still closer…much closer

Oh hell yeah, me being a dick means I get the fake cookie.

@ LaComi: I know how that goes. I treat all my moods as chemical imbalances. Thinking about exgirlfriends? Chemical imbalance. Sad over failing an exam? Chemical imbalance. Confused as to what I said to warrant a heavy sigh from the nameless one? Well, you get the idea.
@ (nameless): So…I was close?

The cookie is from China (and as a consequence is laced with lead)
*sigh* my first girlfriend had issues with depression…

My current girlfriend has issues with depression, but I’m a disgustingly sweet boyfriend when none of you monkeys are around so I rarely see it when I’m talking to her.

Also, an immortal quote from me after seeing the end of “The Crazies” that made everyone in the room fall over laughing: “Either she’s going to miscarry that baby or she is now pregnant with Spiderman.”

I would heavy sigh but that quote amuses me…and damn it depression is contagious now all I can think about is my lack of current girlfriend…

Girlfriends come and go, so do boyfriends as any gay or bi man could tell you. Point is to learn to love yourself first because, and I think this a lot, if I couldn’t love myself why would I expect other people to love me? Even trying to get in the right direction is enough of a reason to like yourself.

But I digress: I said something that amuses you AND you didn’t sigh at me. That’s kind of awesome. On that note, I’d better go to bed before looking up anymore pictures of birth defects. G’night, Oh Nameless One.

Honestly I was torn between amusement and my trademark sigh.
Night…

Say, I need to make 50 euros fast for Nom Com next month, any ideas? Prostitution is out though cause I have no money to buy condoms and besides here’s the most expensive country in Europe to do so. Explains why there’s 17 year olds with 3 or more kids

sell your organs to science?

ultra prostitution? thas hookering to superheros, it has a short life expectency though…

Kinky. How legal do you intend to stay in your rumblings PornographicFelineFellow?

Jerk, you know that legal and I don’t really mix… Whacha got in mind?

Hell if I know. Crash the con? Sneak in? Snag a volunteer tag or stay in the same building overnight.

Sell things on the interwebs?

Yeah, Craiglist is the new black market.

Crashing the con would be nearly impossible because it’s on a hotel on the posh side of town. Getting accommodation wouldn’t be too hard. Just use my charms to seduce one of the cafe maids… Still need money for food and merchandise though…

Eh. IRC bugs me. I don’t know why. So I return. Hi.

Gets some old clothes, try to look homeless, go out on the street and beg for money (I have actually known people who have done that, college is expensive)

That…I don’t know what to think about that.

Granted I live right by San Francisco, lots of wealthy, visiting tourists combined with the fact that the police don’t really care about it for the most part

Damn, I can’t imagine the shit tuition you’d have to pay up there. That kind of changes things.

I think I’m going to start doing more volunteer work as soon as I’m done with this current project.

If I’m ever in a tight spot for cash, I start striping, but it’s entirely up to you if you want to go down this path.


















FYI: I’m kidding.

Please, feel free to continue “kidding.”

*Smacks*

Sorry LaComi <3 You know I had to.

I know Jerk, you wouldn’t be our Jerk if you hadn’t made the joke.

Beside I just really wanted to use the eye roll smile.

*heavy sigh*